You guys think Jizzus will show up this year?

You guys think Jizzus will show up this year?

Also, random thread.

Didn't his girlfriend make him toss out his cumlection

He hasnt been seen in 4 years?

Well, it will be 4 if he doesn't show up this year. I doubt he will

I think I'm missing a few. I remember seeing cum in old cologne bottles and a jizzus cassette.

no. the story goes is that someone found his stash and the jig was up. we all hold vigil hoping for his return

Thx for the pic!

i guess /thread

there have been pretenders in the past

bump.

but no one could take the mans place in our hearts

each year the children put cum rags over the fireplace

One time I jizzed onto the same cum rag for like 6 months and it turned dark brown.

with a hope and a wish that when they wake in the morning a gift will cum nestled in toe

pussy

and you didnt share it with us. i would advise you not to post that fact again

What about Santa Crust ? Has he ever returned ?

what about Santa Clipper?

Jizzus Christ this place is demented. I was only aware of our lord and savior.

New Years Battery Bandit

christmas in july

>y/m/d
a faggot of this caliber would do that

A prayer to Jizzus-

Our Father,
who art in basement
hallowed be thy shlong.
Thy penis cum,
thy jizz be done
in pint bottles meant for Coke.
Give us this day,
our daily sauce,
and forgive us our shitposts,
as we forgive those who shitpost against us.
And lead us not into cuckolds,
but delivar us from Tumblr.

In the name of the Penis, the Balls, and thy holy jizz, Amen.

Was there, dub trips don't lie. Named him, Santa Crust comes from him. This is perfect.

>dub trips don't lie
>754700044
>754700044

WHAT THE FUCK

I would like the shoebox posts and the rest of cum sock and I will bump for a bit

fucking file sizes. I am out of December but I can keep it winter

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I hope so.

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