Continuation from earlier this day: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Continuation from earlier this day: ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

are you ugly?
what are your political beliefs?
have you ever had a girl like you?

>are you ugly?

No. But slightly below average.

>what are your political beliefs?

Center-left.

>have you ever had a girl like you?

No.

oh, thats unfortunate, you seem kind of a catch. Get on tinder, especially being a lefty, younger girls would like you more generally, especially if you are english

What do you do to meet chicks?

I've been on Tinder for years. And I am German as fuck.

Used to go out to parties, clubs, bars and shit with the intent to meet girls in 20s. Still go to bars to regularly but rather to drink a few and see what happens. Been doing some courses (cooking, yoga) in the last few years.
Also Tinder and a German dating website.

I'm 19 and a kissless virgin any tips for me to not be a wizard?

Did mommy or daddy love you?

Suck a cock.
You will find some dude like 2000% faster than a girl.

Be a decent, interesting, well-adjusted human.

I guess.

I'm not gay though
I'm a loser and not interesting at all I think no girl ever liked me

Or get your dick sucked by a old man who wants some twinkie stuff.
>That's not gay.

>I'm a loser and not interesting at all I think no girl ever liked me

Well, join the fucking club.

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zomg!!! soo cool, a non e-moose!
can you teach me how to triangle force?

Have you ever done anything to simulate a kiss?

No. Like what?

some tips:
be yourself, not a faker.
do you like cats and/or dogs?
then volunteer at an animal shelter.
there are quite a few hotties who volunteer at the same one as i do.
stop being "boring" or "not interesting"
read some fucking books, form some thoughts/opinions, go the fuck outside.
stop jacking off and start working out.
women like guys who take care of themselves because they want someone to take care of them too.
don't be a stick-in-the-mud "woe is me" fucking pussy. don't be an overcompensating wannabe alpha either -- both personalities suck and will only attract other garbage personalities.
check out meetup.com or some equivalent site.
i attend a few of those meetings for professional stuff (IT faggot here) and there are always pretty ladies there.
if you do find a woman?
don't be clingy. don't do selfies unless she wants to.
make her want you more than you want her.

>be yourself, not a faker.

Couldn't fake anything if I'd wanted to. I'm a horrible actor.

>do you like cats and/or dogs?
>then volunteer at an animal shelter.
>there are quite a few hotties who volunteer at the same one as i do.

If I would be 20, this would be a great idea. However, wouldn't it be creepy if a 34 year old did it?

>stop being "boring" or "not interesting"
>read some fucking books, form some thoughts/opinions, go the fuck outside.

Did all this. I am very well read - in theory. Can't talk about anything in depth without preparation though.

>stop jacking off and start working out.

I jack off twice a week which is probably nothing on Sup Forums. And I do work out. However, not towards muscular hypertrophy.

>don't be a stick-in-the-mud "woe is me" fucking pussy. don't be an overcompensating wannabe alpha either -- both personalities suck and will only attract other garbage personalities.

I would be perfectly fine with some garbage personality girl.

>check out meetup.com or some equivalent site.
>i attend a few of those meetings for professional stuff (IT faggot here) and there are always pretty ladies there.

Used to do that too when I still had a "job" in my field.

>if you do find a woman?
>don't be clingy. don't do selfies unless she wants to.
>make her want you more than you want her.

How?

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Some decent and usefull advice for a change. Nice!

Indeed.

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