At first I was upset that Sup Forums spoiled this for me, but then after I actually went and saw this shit I realized that you guys had actually done me a favor.
Sorry I ever doubted you, Sup Forums, you're always right. And everyone who hasn't seen this yet, consider this your warning to stay away from this disneyfied franchise killer of a film
Agreed. Liked the franchise.. screwed up Like.. Orphans are now the strongest with the force.. sigh
Disregard that I suck cocks.
Kylo Ren's personality is based on the losers who hate on new Star Wars movies.
Which is funny considering he's the one that's generally well liked. He has one of the best stories considering the other cast members. Not really sure why the black guy and the Asian chick are even in the movie. Oh wait, it's because the females that directed it claimed it needed more diversity. i.e. only female leads. Fucking stupid idea I thought.
Great goodness. And that moment where the Princess uses forced to get back to the ship. What the hell???? And the evil phasma who happens to be a blonde blue eyes oppressor. And the stupidity of the whole motherships pursuit... and all those kawaii animals added only to increase merchandising it's mind blowing.
You can blame that on the need for "Diversity" in the cast. Fuck having different types of aliens since the Twi'lek's made the director feel unconformable. For real, fuck feminism.
>And that moment where the Princess uses forced to get back to the ship.
That was just lame.
Mark Hammil's face when he didn't know that they killed of Luke at the end.
Yeah but it's not so much the diversity and feminism that triggered me. Actually I think Finn is not that bad. The Asian is super dull but has no real importance. Just this crazily poor script. I liked the humour from time to time and it helped to address the clumsy and overly serious atmosphere of the iv-vi episodes, without the dumbness of the i-iii. Come on they can afford to create a team of the best writters. I'm wondering how hardcore fans will react when Amazon/Netflix creates a serie out of this.
Jew media needs to die.
Hardcore fans abandoned the series after Episode 7 confirmed our fears that disney will be making trash films.
Speaking about Disney
When they bought out Fox, Trumpeteers sighed with relief as they realized that one fairy tale creator was bought out by another. So all their fake news will continue.
SJW WARS - THE LAST WHITE MALE
Feminism liberalism and progressives have ruined the entire world.
When do we purge?
There was not a single person of color in the first order and the rebels where super multicultural it became unrealistic.
Are we to assume the first order are evil, thus racist ?
Fucking hated the projection of all these "issues" we are dealing with in our society onto the galaxy far far away, really took me out of the fantasy setting of the story.
It was good despite the cliches like Asian chick loving Fynn and the casino segment being too long. But it was ight.
Well Kylo is the only good part about the new franchise because he's the only character with any depth or complexity or internal conflict so whatever man
>There was not a single person of color in the first order
Nigga you serious? First it's the shitstorm over le black stormtrooper now it's this?
So please tell me how this move should go if disney did fucked up it so big? I just wonder.
Kylo is literally the only good thing about that movie
>He has one of the only stories
ftfy
I called this shit from the moment Kathleen Kennedy said “we don’t cater to male fans anymore” with a “the force is female” shirt on, and Mark attended a pussy hat feminist march (I was a huge OG fan)
I stayed away from this movie for these exact reasons. Once I found out I guessed exactly correct I was treating this like a joke because I just didn’t care....until I saw how absolutely devastated Mark was. Then I became angry for the brand once again.
jews are so ugly
>Sup Forums, you're always right
this is not true
only ones who are always right
Still waiting for someone to comment about the bit where Luke milks the space tits
You dont find it weird the only black person in the first order turned to the rebels. (Without any character development or struggle he just turns 180 degrees within the 1st 15 minutes)
>liking edgy "I can't handle my emotions" beta-mcedgelord
There's not one good character in the new movies, and the plot sucks, I don't know why I'm watching it except for the explosions and because I watched them when I was a kid. Like some sick obligation to ride Lucas' and now Disney's cock or something.
My general take on the movie, apart from it overflowing with estrogen:
They have talented actors and actresses and great visuals, but the story was just empty. There wasn't anything special about Darth Snoke, it's like he's just a random villain dude that conveniently appears to be killed in a pretty underwhelming fashion. Also, like a good 30 mins was a tangent where Finn and that Asian go on vacation to the casino. That could've been cut in general. The Admiral, too. If she just told Poe her plan from the beginning half that movie wouldn't have happened and maybe they could've advanced the story a bit more. But Disney/Star Wars needs an excuse to make 10 more of these movies. It was hyped too much. After a while felt bored because a good amount of the movie didn't need to be there. Plus, I started to sober up from the three beers I had before the film about halfway through. Kinda wanted to just leave and drink more.
The only good thing is emo antifa from a galaxy far away?
>beta-mcedgelord
Kek'd n Check'd
Well there's too much to list for the whole film so let me just go over the opening scene
>Leia actually making strategic decisions like the experienced general she's supposed to be instead of shouting the obvious in an urgent tone
>Po respecting her as a commander and having military decorum instead of committing gross insubordination
>the dreadnought having shields on it so it doesn't get destroyed by ONE (1) single starfighter
>the First Order actually deploying some fucking corvettes to screen the capital ships
>getting rid of the retarded prank call scene which killed what little tension existed at all in the first place
>the absolutely nonsensical designs of the "bombers", retardedly conceptualized even for a universe where ships can bank and turn in space
>the entire fucking FO fleet just sitting there and letting the rebels escape
fuck off, Sup Forums literally thought Romney would win
I bet you hadn't heard of Sup Forums then though
To be fair the movie is sort of about him. Also, it's not like there were any black people in the Empire either, this isn't exactly new.
I never had problems with black stormtroopers. I found the "specially selected and bred supersoldiers" instead of normal conscripts lame and boring. Makes it even weirder why flynn fumbles and fails at everything while he is supposed to be trained from childhood to be a cold blooded killingmachine
Honestly I don't think the diversity thing did it in so much as the shit writing. I don't care if the protag is a fucking attack helicopter, just make them be something other than a Mary Sue, goddammit.
Poe should have died last movie when they were supposed to kill him off. They overextended themselves writing the script trying to give all their buddies screen time.
Also Spoke isn't even a Darth, and I agree, he was just kind of there.
Am I the only one who thinks these movies are at best parody fanfiction of star wars?
i want the plushie so i can fuck it
That is proof that women can't lead. The bitch never told anyone the plans and it not only lead to a mutiny but the deaths of how many resistance fighters as they slowly cruised away?
Bitches shouldn't be in charge.
That's because the Empire is Republican and there's no free Imperical Cheese hand outs for niggers.
Naturally Finn went to the Democrats.
Dude. They went to a casino planet and learned about how rich white people are evil and capitalism sucks and racing space horses is animal abuse.
Now I know how older people felt when the prequels came out.
and that TIE fighters and shit were sold to the empire, not built by the empire. Give me a fucking break.
Yeah the first order too but they retconned arms dealers into the empire.
well I liked luke and kylo and the rebel base fight at the end
yoda, chink, nigger and admiral gender studies sucked but, hey overall it was enjoyable and let's not forget it's the 9th motion picture of the franchise, I prefer it to be instead of nothing instead
prequels were better than all three of new star wars movies
>writing sucks
Kind of includes pandering, no?.
If you have any interest in making a good movie you wouldn't add a completely unnecessary, longwinded subplot in order to pander.
We fucking hated the prequels. I personally hated episode I so much that I didn't bother seeing II in the theater, and I was a huge Star Wars fan before that.
Oh I agree, even the worst of the prequels was better than either of these new movies. I just meant that I understand their disappointment.
No the prequels still suck more than anything else. These movies are disappointing with story arcs the fans don't approve of; the prequels just suck for anyone over age 12.
Arms dealers were a thing. I think TIEs were either Kuat Drive Yards or Incomm. Just like the US military, vehicles were purchased from private manufactures, not built by the government itself
i was here before Sup Forums happend and before the sturgeon! now what?
>be me
>"the rebellion"
>literally win the war against the empire
>no more Vader or Sidious
>Democracy.exe
>New Star Wars movie
>mfw every non-white, plus every non-human of every species EVER (largely the majority of the universe) is oppressed by a handful of Imperialists.
>mfw "hurrrrrr durrrrrr we're the majority but somehow we're the minority"
>mfw you need to hunt down and exterminate the homogeneous group because they're not mixed like you.
>muh vagenes - retarded untrained Force bitch apparently more powerful than the canonic most powerful Jedi ever.
>add shilling big-eyed chodes to get micro-humans' approval, as per JewBook collected spam data on moronic parents who don't supervise their kid's browsing behavior.
Yeah. It's no different than getting the average most liked desert, average most liked entree, average most liked appetizer, and opening a restaurant: you'll get the average most liked gray goop of uncreative generic shit, this timed dubbed: "The Last Jedi"
I haven’t seen it, but I’d rather be forced to watch episode one on repeat for an entire year with a scratch in the disc that makes the part where kid anakin says “yippee!” Skip for another year than to put myself through what people have described this movie to be.
Yes I’m going to take their word for it.
Siennar Fleet Systems actually, my bad.
I never understood them to be arms dealers though, just places the empire used for manufacture. TLJ made it seem they were arms dealers getting absurdly rich off selling weapons to both sides of the wars.
Tie fighters are build by Sienar Fleet Systems
Let's not forget the red imperial guard that happens to be composed of gay ninjas that adopt stupid poses when they detect threats around Snoke (who dies like a cut sausage).
And this warp jump that destroys the capital ship. Then I guess this should have been used against the death star and any other ship of the empire.
In fairness, they might all be black under those helmets. Finn is the only one we've seen.
You are why star wars is dead. You prefer shit on your plate instead of nothing
We're youj not loved enough? Because phantom menace is better than a new hope
I don't have problems with black characters as long as they act civilized like all samuel jackson's, dany glover's, laurence fishbourne's, denzel washington's, terry crews', morgan freeman's and dozens of other black actors who portray distinctively black yet likeable characters
what booyega and will smith are doing is just perpetuating nigger stereotype to bring more niggers to the box offices, I hate this
I'm white living in a poor white country where no nigger want to live, get your nigger shit out of my tv
it was still better than rougue one
>phantom menace is better than a new hope
LOL
>warp jump as a weapon
Totally didn't realize they "Allahu Akbar"d it. Good catch user, it's fucking stupid to the point it hurts.
the prequels were bad overall but they offered something new that was interesting. so far ep 7 and 8 have offered literally ep 4,5,6 reskinned but worse, like an hd remake that actually lowers the graphics of a game and takes out the fun parts. they are nothing but shit story, shit characters by default(aside from original star wars characters), shit character arcs(aside from luke but still shit for luke), awful visuals, and horrible story telling.
in original trilogy you could see why the empire was powerful but in new movies holy shit. the first order is so shit there is no way they are a threat to anyone. the entire setting is just badly done
>You prefer shit on your plate instead of nothing
yes, it's just a movie for kids, they always were why not have more instead of less?
It should be called Star Wars the last Nigger, bad actors, bitch uglier than any psyco feminazi and a fucking fat harambe.
Rogue One kicked ass as a Star Wars movie. Any true fan of the OT loves Rogue One.
And if you aren't a fan of the OT then you're just a generation Y or millenial faggot.
The nigger HAPPENS to be the only good one huh?
a chunk of that movie seemed petty forgettable, although the battle of Scarif and the last scene was pretty great.
but still better than the prequels which were made entirely to entice children to buy merchandise. They took the idea of ROTJ ewoks to new extremes.
This is the one thing the movie did right.
But the rebels generally used old spacecraft. For example the Y-wings are stripped of all plating to make maintanance easier
Doubt it. The recreation sets in rogue one were enough of an effort to express that they actually give a shit about the fans that built the franchise. This I hear is just a constant middle finger to any fans who dont accept feminism and posting anti trump bullshit all over social media as the way the world should go.
these new ones are doing the same thing prequels did but are doing it even worse
Would have been funny if the connection between Kylo and Rey happened while he was taking a dump or wanking thinking of Vador naked in his suit.
-oi you wank stain! That is not lovely
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-oi I'm gonna leave you, that is not noice
"The prequels" really only sucked because Ep1 was so shit.
Ep3 and seeing darth vader formed was a much better movie.
What do you think the porgs, phasma, and a random new Asian bitch were? Merchandising?
Trying to appeal more to the Asian market so they buy more merchandise?
Nah couldn’t be
Nice joke. Say, I produce a television show called Family Guy, and I think your unique and innovative brand of humor would fit in well with our show!
It'll certainly be more liked than the Orville.
Sure. How many shekels can I get?
I think all the stormtroopers are black.
I walked in thinking it was going to be such a stinking pile of shit that because it wasn't, I actually enjoyed it
>seeing darth vader formed was a much better movie
"I'll do whatever you say"
"Good. From now on you'll be called Darth...uhh...Vader. Ok?"
"Ok. I'll go kill the children now"
This would explain why they aren't any good.
No Jar Jar or child as the lead character makes these movies infinitely better.
you'd think that but somehow thats wrong. as unbelievable as that sounds its true
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Which reminds me, if Rey is a Mary Sue (and she is), what is child Anakin?
Without George Lucas, love him or hate him, it isn't Star Wars.
Star Wars without George is like Game of Thrones without... other George.
End of story.
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>tarkan titty twister.jpg
What I love the most is how it doesn't matter how trash it is. It's still going to be a success.
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No, Jar Jar automatically places episodes I and II at the bottom of the heap, no exceptions.
But Game Of Thrones is currently without other George. They're making the story up as they go along and it's not the same as George's.
bash.org
Keep this up
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the problem with rey is that there is zero narrative structure to support her many abilities whereas anakin was at least set up as a magical force baby and a clever mechanic/ adept racer which very vaguely explains his ability to destroy a trade federation mothership
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titty miwlk?
Exactly why it’s apparently also feminist pandering shit. I only say apparently because like the last Jedi, I didn’t watch the last season of game of thrones because I saw this coming.
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