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/heem/ - Dog Larping Edition
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Platinum bless.
no, its conor. conor. in the third.
Jon Dodson
Zane getting btfo
Platinum vs thiago alvez lets go
Your daily reminder:
>rory and nate are roiders aka only way to beat tyron
>le blood orc only became deleted after woodley heemd him
>wonderboy had tyron in trouble 0 times in 50 minutes
>gsp chose to fight a lightheavyweight whos a nightmare matchup over based tyron
>bisping ducked fighting a guy who "gasses" to fight le ww goat flyweight can crusher man
>tyron is the ww goat until/if psp grows a sack to try and show otherwise
hey guys
Conor beats Floyd
good morning heem
>muh yair rodriguez will beat fwonkie because he's fast!
Maximus reminds me of Artem
Still upset I see
I can't believe Arlovski's fighting again in June. That dude is gonna be fucked up.
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wtf is this real???
>how does yair win
>HE'S YOUNGER THAN FWONKIE
>but that's not an argument
>HAHAHA YOUR LE TRIGGERED
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gross
Shame. She cleans up really well when she has long feminine hair.
>tfw had to watch both of my waifus fight
>tfw won and lost the same night
Has MMA popularity peaked or will it one day be big as Hockey or Golf? In terms of viewership.
I'm not sure there could ever be an audience of that size that would like seeing Mike Perry kill people with his elbow
>Frankie Edgar had die hard fans
why? boring manlet
He's the Rocky Balboa of MMA. I personally love watching him fight.
mma is a boom and bust business
fertitta's knew this which is why they got out at at a peak after going through it at least 3 times themselves
frankie is one if the p4p goats you stupid casuals
kek, no he's not
he overachieved at LW and got BTFO of the division when WEC was absorbed and the talent pool got deeper
>people actually think TJ will beat Cody
Gonna drop some MMA related webms and then go for a midnight jog.
>Inb4 triggered autists
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>rory absolutely tools woodley for his "ass against the fence" strategy with proper boxing
>wonderboy literally can't do anything because only has meme kicks and is uber scared of grappling
really boggles the noggin
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>tfw me and Spain agree on the same things
>tfw Spain still has an issue with me whenever I post
(You)
Woodley exposed Wonderpedo as a one dimensional fighter. 189 Rory would've butchered Thompson, he shouldn't have invested that much in those autistic rolls.
I've issues with nobody here, friend. I take nothing seriously online.
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Not consistently. Like boxing, it's feast or famine depending on whether there are any crossover stars. Mike Tyson made a lot of lifelong boxing fans but his PPV numbers didn't have any staying power. Like it or not, combat sports are casual-driven and that's where the UFC's loyalty is.
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Are black """""men""""" this scared of white guys?
any webm from last night main event specifically
>he's never seen the Rocky Story video
Here, pleb. Don't say I never did anything for you
>I-I only backed against the cage that time because wonderboy wasn't engaging!!
top kek, woodley fights so scared
Blacks are legit scared of weird goth kids that give off school shooter vibes, so basically Rory.
if you really think frankie is a p4p goat you are a retard
he has heart and he overachieved, that's it. he's not even in the top 10 all time unless you are only talking at LW
I might be all out.
Accidentally triggered someone.
Anyway, gonna go for that jog. Have MMA, Sup Forums related webm, lads!
>Inb4 I further trigger people
He fights strategically, he is an elite counterstriker, on a much. higher level than wonderboy
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>Accidentally
wonderboy's boxing is so underwhelming and doesnt really demand respect
all that leaves him is kicks which plays right into woodley's wrasslin
Pathetic fucking zilch so desperate for friends and to look normal, how humiliating
rose looks a lot like sasha grey here
hey Spainsperg did you autistically lurk /heem/ while you were on suspension like Coral Springs did?
Who are the biggest chads of the UFC?
Everyone seems mentally handicapped
i hope so, i hope he saw all of /heem/ laughing at him when his ban was on the bans page
what a fucking DORK lmao
>frankie isnt in the top 10
lmao'ing at your face super hard
I'm the hugest chad in heem and I'd heem everyone itt
you know he did while me and my buds on /heem/ completely btfo him over and over again
The biggest Chad is Chad Griggs (LHW)
The smallest Chad is Chad Mendes (FW)
>completely btfo
hey just like Jacaroid Pooza
cockhold and ngyno
You still haven't explained to me why what I did was strange.
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how does it feel being banned from every mma discussion forum ever?
Guys do we have a gameplan for stud radio this tuesday?
>actually showing his face
Kek
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Seriously, why do people hate this man? He proves people wrong day after day.
>He is at the end of his career
>He has the most UFC wins ever
>He has been nothing but loyal to the UFC
>He deserves the title
>He deserves to go out on big money fights
I got permabanned from Sherdog in 09 for criticizing Dana White for self-inserted himself onto the cover of the first edition of UFC magazine. I abhorred Dana White at the time. Of course that was my 3rd and final ban. I got banned from the UG the night of UFC 158 when Jake Shields came on and started posting about "GSP's sketchy handwraps". I said some brutally disparaging things about Jake Shields and the scrap pack. GSP was my boy at the time. That was my 7th and final ban from the UG.
You know what, it was a blessing. 2013 is when I started posting in gamethreads on Sup Forums and then /heem/ came not too long after.
I probably could get my ban lifted on the UG at this time, but I wouldn't want to go back after Art Wanderlei died. SuperCalo getting banned was also one of the last straws.
lol you fucking zilch
so obvious to see how full of shit you and your autistic act are
fuck you faggot ill eat you alive bitch
Reset your router
Get well soon brother. I feel a negative energy protruding through my screen when I read your post. I'm here for you bro. Bless.
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what does it mean to get schlob'd?
Nah, when the mods pop me I usually leave.
Is that kid in the pic shopped?
Sorry for revving the autist up, lads. But then again, the fact that I'm alive triggers him, so y'know.
Gooby bless you, lad.
Are you this obsessed with Schaub in real life?
Do you buy his shit on the daily?
What makes you worship him so much?
When did you first become exposed to Schaub?
>le lose a kickboxing match to Shields man
What did he mean by this?
>I said some brutally disparaging things about Jake Shields
this is understandable, Jake Shields has been one of my top anti-boys for a long time now. I don't hate him quite as much as before since hes not stinking up the ufc octagon anymore, also its pretty based the way hes got Nates back against Goob. I will never be a Shields fan though.
>le only roiders can beat him
what did he mean by this?
good posts
I said this once before, but we need to get schaubsperg on the big brown flush down podcast.
>Are you this obsessed with Schaub in real life?
Well this is real life so I guess?
>Do you buy his shit on the daily?
I own 5 shirts and have seen TFATK live at Palm Beach Improv.
>What makes you worship him so much?
Mostly because he consistently uploads new content and he's genuinely insightful with his MMA analysis. I also admire his positive energy.
>When did you first become exposed to Schaub?
TUF 10. I rooted for him since episode 1 because he had a background in professional football and I found that interesting. I wanted to see how his skills would translate to the cage.
>TUF 10. I rooted for him since episode 1 because he had a background in professional football and I found that interesting. I wanted to see how his skills would translate to the cage.
How did that work out for you?
By real life I mean when it comes to interacting with others in person.
>How did that work out for you?
ça va mal
if masvidal loses to maia, then masvidal vs perry?
I don't know anyone that watches MMA. When people have asked me who my favorite fighters are I do mention him. I also wear my TFATK shirts in public.
post a screenshot of your skub folder, I wanna see how dedicated you are to lord schaub.
PLEASE!
>he's genuinely insightful with his MMA analysis
stop trolling dog please
I genuinely think he's mentally ill, no one can be this dedicated to trolling
I honestly feel bad for him. I feel like he doesn't have many friends outside of /heem/. Even then, a good amount of posters hate him.
Very dedicated brother.
More questions if you don't mind answering
How much of an impact does Schaub have on your daily life?
Aspirations in life?
Plan on meeting him one day?
Who was your favorite guy (inside or outside of MMA) before Schaub?
gonna send this to schaub on twitter and see what he thinks
>How much of an impact does Schaub have on your daily life?
On my drive to and from college about 45 minutes I have Schaub on the aux cord. I listen to every TFATK and Big Brown Breakdown.
>Aspirations in life?
To enjoy my short time here. Try to stay positive and help others instead of put them down.
>Plan on meeting him one day?
I have met him when I saw TFATK live. Have a picture with him. He was extremely grateful and showed a lot of love to the fans.
>Who was your favorite guy (inside or outside of MMA) before Schaub?
Randy Couture has always been my favorite MMA fighter. He's also one of my heroes.
depends on if dana can make the next conor mcgregor in time to have two conor mcgregors at the same time
did the wet nut stains on your pants show up in the picture?