Ask a dude in the infantry anything

Ask a dude in the infantry anything.
I'm bored as fuck.

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Are u a leg?

chyeah.

Lol peace time infantry, bad lifr choice.

my first deployment was lame as fuck man.
literally 9 months of jerking off and sweating.

Why aren't you in RIP?

I didn't know a lot about the military when i first joined. honestly didnt know ranger school was a thing man

Pretty sure it's RASP now btw

Do you know what you're fighting for?

What MOS would you choose if you had to do it all over again?

fuckin oil man

chaplain assistant

Favorite video game?

Gears of war.
battle field.
wolfenstein.
half life.

Haha I knew it would be a bunch of shooters. Enjoy infantry, fag boy.

touche lol

show me your cock in uniform?

naw nigga

aww ;_; that's my fetish man

Do you fap to traps?

Can I keep your girl warm at night while you're away? I promise I won't be gentle.

Superior airborne paratrooper here ama

as long as you send me videos

we have a dude who was in the airborne in our platoon and hes a saw gunner lol

checked demon spawn

And that's why I was Motor T.

I jump a 240 nigga

What do you plan to do when you get out? Or are you going career?

So you excited to use the skills you learned in the military when you get out? Ohhh wait.....

I'm getting out after this deployment.
I'll be working for a computer company escorting officials

Ball fluffer for gay porn shoots

private security ;)

Fort Carson, did 4 years there. Trust me there are way worse places you could be like fort Polk LA... talk about a shit hole...

pays more than the army

Are all of you cucked beyond belief?

Do you have to bow to niggers if they get mad?

Do you have all jewish officers?

> security

really? i heard being g-men there is pretty dope

at least security guards show me their cocks, unlike snobby OP

lol
nah man hopefully not a mall cop.
but i have an in with a computer company that uses vets as mobile security for their big time nerds going over seas and what not

Have you ever shot anyone?

hot and stinky... middle of nowhere. Not bad if you like shady bars and strip clubs.

we have one black guy in our platoon and he's super white washed.

our officer is itallian

I am Pvt. Caleb Mazowski a.k.a. Santa Claus the Octopus from the United States Marine Corps

i make vblogs in my free-time
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What is your opinion on pomegranates?

nope.
i went to KAF for 9 months.
which is just an airfield in Afghanistan.

I work on a project you likely hate and find pointless for the army. Yes I make your job harder, yes it is only to please your superiors, without me you wouldn't have to deal with GFT at all.

fruits are for gayz

uhhhh sexual harassment?

Super kek

wat

Aw well fuck me that's better then wanting an active slot and getting benched into reserves after signing up

is it true that if you have a hairy ass they make you burn the ass hair off?

hahaha what no

...

why'd you go infantry, dude??

really?

i heard something about a technique to doing this so when you're out on deployment or w/e you can take clean shits.

When was the last time you had a box of crayons? Do you need some nap time?

a young decision based off ego

bro. unless you deploy to a fob you'll be shitting in a toilet. cleaned by the locals. its not like the movies anymore.

Personally I'd just chock it up to, it seemed like a good idea at the time

i think thats the marines.

also...i sleep alot during work.

oh.

how boring.

naw man. getting hit by mortars every other fucking day by assholes is not a good ideea.

Then why even call it infantry. Why not just fill in the I am checking the box for assisted suicide? Or cannon fodder. Personally I don't even see why people join anymore. Other then they have no idea what the fuck to do when they get out of school, or their parents kick them out when they are 17, or they have nowhere else to go, but even then.
The government is kicking people out constantly if they are close to retirement, the fucking va treats vets like trash, we have these so-called third party "veteran benefit programs" that steal money from civilians and say they are helping vets. All of it is trash

i can see your side.
i joined a little bit later than alot of 11bravo guys, i joined at 21.
while alot join right out of high school

What's it like to be a mindless drone?

you're taught to be a killer and not to feel.
but these have been some of my closest friends.

alos insults dont really affect us. we are constantly told that we are garbage idiots with cocks so good luck next time my friend

That's what I did though, certainly was not for me, I joined 09. Atleast you got that far though. I personally wittnised about 25 or more people drop from my platoon, kind of sad how weak minded some people are. So you got that going for you.

the infantry is easy man. all you gotta do is say roger and pass a pt test.
what is 09 series?

Also100%to-a-T nicely put. Well I guess I had better get to sleep so I don't wreck this 76000 lb liquid tanker tomorrow have a good one and a merry Christmas or whatever you jackasses believe in, and a happy new year if you believe in that or not.

I joined in 09 I was 3531 motor vehicle operater sloperater for the usmc

oh ok cool, how long were you in?

lol wut

About 3 years. Wasn't really what I had wanted for myself. Felt more like I signed up for prison.

i feel you man.
the army is cool on the other side of the fence.
the infantry is fun. but its a risky job.

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