I'm going to fucking kill myself tonight. This is not a joke...

I'm going to fucking kill myself tonight. This is not a joke. I am fed up with all the emojis that have circulated around the internet, and I'm going to slit my wrists tonight. I am going to tie a noose, put my neck through it, and climb onto a stool. I will slit my wrists and jump off the stool, hanging myself at the same time. I've had enough of these fucking yellow cummy shit stains and I hope all of you die, especially you,

see you on the other side user

You wanna kill yourself because of emojis?

You are killing yourself because people use emojis?

why not od on heroin tho

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sad cat wishes you would reconsider

who is this

What does a blowjob have to do with suicide

Give me one and I'll tell you.

See you later, Space Cowboy

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his name is robert paulson

Maybe if you ask Seth MacFarlane really nice, he'll do that to you too.

Post a link or delete this thread.

>climb onto a stool
Manlets, when will they learn?

>I am fed up with all the emojis that have circulated around the internet, and I'm going to slit my wrists tonight
Good a reason as any I guess
DO A FLIP FAGGOT

I'd want him to do the voice of peter griffin while he did it though.

Duh.

/thread

>not asphyxiating yourself with nitrogen

What a pleb.