>mfw Americans can't speak English properly and they don't even realise it
>I did x on accident
>I could care less
>I'm good, thanks
Mfw Americans can't speak English properly and they don't even realise it
Adrian Moore
Gavin Morgan
never should of made this thread
Ryder Walker
its a doggy dog world
Kevin Rodriguez
>could care less
AAAAAAAAAAmerican genocide when?
Josiah Garcia
cant see anything wrong their
Xavier Cooper
>realise
>tfw my autocorrection puts a red colored wavy line under it
Hudson King
youtube.com
>british (((((((english)))))))
Elijah Wright
say "mirror"
Asher Hughes
>>I did x on accident
>>I could care less
>>I'm good, thanks
what's wrong with any for them; i'm confused bit, yes
Camden Adams
what's wrong with 'i'm good, thanks'?
Ryan Bailey
>tfw canadians are the only ones who can spell properly
Nicholas Torres
i suppose you should say "i'm fine, thanks"
Kevin Martinez
Pic related
Aiden Adams
It's meant to be "I'm well" or "I'm fine"
Jeremiah Phillips
>I could care less
maybe they could care less, are lightly hurt by the circumstances, so they said what they meant, you daft little fag
Dylan Nguyen
right, makes sense.
Brandon Allen
it's called vernacular
Andrew Roberts
soori, i door knob engrish, aye domed ander's tempt wat your sandiego
Samuel Long
>non-standard english = incorrect
Probably the most pleb view you can have about language. It's especially ironic coming from a fucking bong
Josiah Gray
>Any gobbledygook bullshit I spew out of my mouth is English because language is not 100% static.
Jamal, get the leaf blower.
Gabriel Scott
>hurr durr non-standard usage = any old bullshit
Never reply to me again
Andrew Clark
>another black and white thinking american post
really original and interesting stuff
Christopher Reyes
>mfw canada is right about everything
Tyler Roberts
It's our language now.
Adrian Allen
Jayden Ramirez
Well done
Bentley Johnson
>should of
I see a lot of burgers writing that. Never knew it was possible to make that mistake
Charles Bailey
shoulda known better
Brody Brown
>realise
hmm yes
incorrect spelling
marking that off from your final grade
Charles Barnes
not that crazy since /d/ is aleveolar and /h/ is glottal and saying /dæ/ isn't every natural
speaking quickly people drop the /h/ making /kʊd hæv/ into /kʊdæv/
since /d/ is aleveolar people make the front vowel sound of /æ/ which is /ʌ/ and you get a more natural /kʊdʌv/
Jonathan Gonzalez
It sounds similar to should've
Realise is perfectly fine
Asher Morgan
At least they don't sound like faggots.
Colton Sanders
I am well or fine
I could not care less
I am not sure I get what is wrong with the accident one although I would never say that. In Spanish we use something like unintendedly.
I see accidents as something you cause or are involved in, not do
Lincoln King
Holy fuck, this is the absolute worst.
MIIUH
You'd think they were trying to whistle through their nose
Nathan Jenkins
so did they (american) spells millennium as milenum?
Brayden Butler
>almost all of those are french words
>english french words are the closest to french
lol
It's just french words that americans intentionally change
What's wrong with that?
Samuel Taylor
There's an incredibly autistic argument that -ize corresponds closer to the Latin root or something.
Jeremiah Gomez
Americans speak a version of English closer to what it orignally was, than what the English speak.
Brandon Clark
>aluminum
So close and yet so far, Canada.
Carson Rodriguez
>fine
of course you can say fine but you miss the point. the "banter" here is that some people tend to use adjectives in place of adverbs, not just good/well but they also say quick instead of quickly etc.
Carson Howard
>Never knew it was possible to make that mistake
because you guys typically don't speak the language you only shitpost in it. they're are lots of mistakes that only the native speakers make because they confuse spoken and written patterns in there mind.
Matthew Long
this
see the british inability to roll their r's
