Hi, I’m marcus and I’m looking for phone sex.. never been on this site not sure what it’s about :x

Hi, I’m marcus and I’m looking for phone sex.. never been on this site not sure what it’s about :x.

we're about phone sex, of what type do you seek?

post pics of sexy phones pls

Any kind , o shit sorry homie forgot to post my number :x. I heard from my home boy this is a place to request hot tranny girl phone sex and text here my number G 912x421x6119 also I sell meth

um sorry man you took a wrong turn to get here
so um GTFO

Sup Forums is not your personal army kid.

912x421x6119 call me please momma

not sure what constitutes a tranny phone, but we like to have sex with phones of all kinds here

personally I think iphones are hot as fuck

nigger .. . nigger nigger. . . nigger nigger nigger...

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERRRRR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIGGERY NIGGER REEEEEEE

You would like the gold-digger whore of phones.

I’ve never been on this site before? What army, I was told by my friend this is a phone sex site ? Also I’m a nazi sympathizer

Ive always wondered why it cant be. Itd be a lot more fun if it was. The few times people have actually been a personal army is one of the only reasons i come here. Hoping it will happen

I like popular phones, yes; but I won't hate if you like virgin phones nobody touches like blackberry

to each their own

It's good that you have a clear objective in mind, 'cause this board will (very likely) not help you with it.
I recommend you check out /soc/. If you don't find a hookup thread that could accommodate to your interests, making a similar thread there would be well-received.

It can be , if enaff people play along. I’ll be satisfied if he even gets a few calls tonight :). He fucked me over

/thread

A few years back, Sup Forums was known as a hotbed for hacktivism. This power was abused and misinterpreted to the point that doxing or raid requests are largely met with cynical indifference.

There ya go faggop
Sup Forums is a lot more willing to play ball with an interesting story attached.

Give us the setup, give us a green text, and why you think you deserve user's sympathy or help. We'll brainstorm any active solutions.

Be careful what you unleash.

Fucking gross no one wants to see granny phone porn.

hello. my name is terry. i'd be happy to assist you. first, could you please give me your credit card number with expiration date and CSC code (the 3-digit number on the back).

Fuck off.
This ain't your bank.

HI terry, you’ll have to call me I trust you but not these other weird people.. would you give me a ring :’) 912x421x6119

Help!

hey, if you can't provide a credit card, i'll have to go back to all the hot sex i'm having that's provided for Sup Forums sex customers

I was gonna provide it over the phone! Wait!

Double dubs, better come through or you will be banned from the Sup Forums phone sex experience

i'm sorry... i just can't pretend when it's phone sex. you threw a wrench in the gears there and well, i don't like the fact that i almost offered prostitution there. that's retarded.

i just don't think this can be funny because it ends up being like that and then it's genuinely stupidly illegal. ugh.

is that why you offered phone sex or did you just want people to call a number and harass people? bad thread. bad.

oh, and i guess, i should end with this.

(in the voice of walter white, with the silly flange effect they added)

"to all law enforcement entities; i may have inadvertently offered sex for money through this website, violating local, interstate and international law, but there is that disclaimer that everything here is fiction"