Rekt thread: Give it all you've got!

Rekt thread: Give it all you've got!
I want the best of the worst!
Also funny ones are always appreciated!

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lol rekt

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OP stoning

RIggety rektified

more stonings?

Also, I am from the past (from 2010). I will disappear, if I see no one is posting. I have lots of OC from 7 years ago.

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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Ur gay lol

I'm a little skeptical about that video.

Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use Sup Forums). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

that can't be real

How many copy pastas you got?

If you cant see that it's fake you're clearly mentally retarded.

Looks fake as fck

Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

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photoshop from some beach video

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Yo chill out, this isn't an autism thread.

You are forgetting rule 3 of the internet.
We are anonymous and we choose to be that way.

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They do it because they never experienced it or have been bullied and look at it in a different perspective somewhat believing they are the aggressor.. or they just have so much hatered they want to express themself in this way but are to scared to actually act on it.. hence being beefing a dumb f uck on the internet watching porn cause they can't really get a girl like that or what not.. nothing is reality till it is actually happening and even sometimes when it happens in your face it feels as if you are still staring threw the monitor.

You double gay

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>doubles advocate
nigga what?

Shit just got real.. he PERFECTER the Marine Core

Fake. It's a beach side

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

LOL!!!
>hole-hardedly
Thank you user, that is literally the best part of this thread so far.

got anymore copypastas, FROM REDDIT you faggot? can't get away with that shit anymore, user.

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how do they know who to stone ?

You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Sup Forums. Sup Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Sup Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Sup Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Sup Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

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>that ax toss

Ummm... I think you replied to the wrong post there my friend, I was just laughing at the retard who doesn't know what "whole-heartedly" is... trust me, I laugh at all this stuff as much as anyone...

>Caitlyn

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter. "Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.

really weak rekt thread

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Lol is this retard actually serious?

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That filename

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nope u just a newfag responding to copypasta

Welcome newfredn

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are thy both high?

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How about morbid curiosity? I swear i thought this was old copypasta

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What tha fuk did she even.....?!

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She woulda burst into flame just by standing that close to the lava. Try again

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Sauce?

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Some previous rekt thread. Sorry my man, I can't help you.

Tl;dr and try harder

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Lmfao dune coon takes a tumble

that impact had much power it did hmmmm

Spilling the beans

did he die?

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anyone got the vid of the girl who cuts her wrist vertically, while there are already a bunch of horizontal ones. The arm opens up and there's blood everywhere, idk I've been looking for it for a while

It tells you a lot about the elastic properties of the human body. Rather than just splatting against the front grill, in a split second his body deformed and then recoiled, propelling him forward with (temporarily) more speed than the train. I love physics.

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Oh, that poor little car.

Whoever has a dick in their ass.

I ain't reading all that, dude.

Stale pasta is stale

Whoever hasn't fucked a goat gets stoned.

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Did he die?

That fucking dude just drove off

>oh shit he's not gonna stop
>first train hits
>eh that's not to bad he's probably oh...

kek
>For the Emperor

Fuckin 2nd train was a passenger train. All those people just because this dumb shit didn't know how to drive in cold weather.

Jokes on him, the dick tip is gonna come off and get stuck in bound fags ass on the first pull out

Right in the kisser

KYS liberal scum

Aaahahahahaha!!! Wtf did he think was going to happen!?!? You dont have to be an engineer just have fucking eyes holy shit.

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Did they died?

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I think 2 or 3 of them did
someone posted an article once

You better hope. Train leaves you mangled af if you survive

I'll bet that internally this person became a sack of jelly with no recognizable organs. Litterally, a meat missile.