/hoc/

Los pingüinos edition

Laffs advance to second round through loser points #actuallygood

Evening gents
Rangers will win cup chek em

only i should be able to make threads

Post in this one for cute baby penguins

Who /rebuild/ here?

>laffs

good edition

i'll give you tryamkin's rights for price

sure, here's your op image

I am sad because broons got eliminated by the Super Nintendo Entertainment Systems and the Nhl Officials

deal

>yfw Los pingüinos knock out the Crapitals yet again

>muh refpuck
Faceplant a bowl of clam chowder and drown you dropkick murphys faggot

I do not like the >P0ngs but these are facts

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Kys

Reminder that San Jose scored ONE (1) goal for the rest of the series after this hit despite scoring 10 in the previous 100 minutes

>wanting to see the craps and ape king win a cup
>legitimately liking hockey
Pick one

>Pittsburgh Penguins
>no penguins in pittsburgh
Fucking why?

>clear interference

He had the puck until right before McDavid buried him. You can see it if you don't have shit eyes

oiler/snes friendship when?

>Sid, Geno and Phil

>Edmonton Oilers
>no oil production in Alberta anymore thanks to the NDP leadership in Alberta and Trudeau

Fucking why?

No

The penguins at the zoo have a comfy habitat

>doesnt understand what interference is

go pretend to be irish somewhere else

>New York Rangers
>No Rangers in New York
Fucking Why

NEVER post this shit here again.

>bruins

lmao ray bourque is such a bitch, needed to run away to win a cup because the big bad Oil beat him in the SCF twice

""No""

>Pens thread beat out Crapitals thread

absolutely SEETHING his finnish goaltender his garbage

Is that Bo Horvat???

>Canada
Name a canadian team that has won a cul after 94
Ill wait

He's not wrong. Game 3 was Grand Theft Larceny by the officials.

>brapposting IRL

Tim Thomas >>>>>>> R4sk

>living in the past

name a new england team with a chance to win the cup this year

The revolution

Every Grey Cup bitch.

We even gave you faggots a shot at it and none of you could handle it you gave up after ONE (1) season lmaofukken weak fgts.

Post yfw the Caps finally Pong the Pongs and go on to win the Stan Lee Cup.

Uh, Baltimore won the grey cup in 95' you stupid fuck.

>divegrass

I didn't realize times were so tough in boston

WHAT NOW RAGS POSTERS!?
THE RANGERS ARE UNSTOPPABLE!

Im not even sure if the revolution are good tbqhwyf i do not pay attention to
>divegrass
I just felt the need to responng to a shitpost with a shitpost

>rags

but you forget user, the Rangers are still in the playoffs too
good luck exorcising 2 demons in one playoff

>rags

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>finished with sean shitposting in gamethreads
>onwards to the redditposting of pongs fans

reminder that canadian pens fan is the worst poster on /hoc/

>implying that canadian posters arent the worst in general

>he doesn't know about grease
i envy you

why can't we all just get along and be friends

Thoughts?

>oilers still not on cbc despite being the only candian team every day they play
>oilers having to play shitty early game on sunday
>oilers having to take shitty 2 day break

>he doesn't know about kazahkstan
choke on my girth faggot

Underage Slovak is pretty awful too

good night

I like you :3

I vaguely remember greece, and stayed pretty inactive because of greece

i can't hate a country that got BTFO by south korea, i just pity you.

>rags

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rogers needs to shove the blowgays down your throat still, so they need to keep sportsnet open.

shame that the preds/bloos series will be the lowest watched cause its by far the best matchup in the playoffs.

fugg

fuck it
I'm tired of the Avs being shit
I'm a Golden Knights fan now
UNDEFEATED BOIS!

>9:30pm Blues @ Preds

guaranteed OT game there, awful to do that to local viewers instead of just starting on a different network

he's bretty annoying but not quite as bad as grease who fucking blogposts on here. he just triggers you for some reason, dunno

people think cbc is getting the best games. sportsnet knows why it has an audience, having hockey tha tsn wouldn't play back in the day (chl), and sn has focused on western teams forever

cbc is getting the scraps

Caps are unstoppable. Only ones i can see us prventing us from the Cup are the rags because of their speed

better hope Ottawa doesn't implode

oil are even faster

Who should I bet to win the cup?
I'm going to bet 200 dollars.

Seems like sportsnet made a smart play to call dibs on oilers' games.

>craps
>not choking against the p0ngs

>snes
>not winning because refpuck

Wew lad

fuck i wish i lived on the east coast so i could watch late night hockey and OT hockey

4pm start times are BULLSHIT

not really, just mcmeme

Hep /hoc/ I feel like I'm getting sick. All of a suuden tiredess, chills, malaise.

but user, the >rags will just meme their way to a series win

Mountain is objectively the best time zone for playoff /hoc/

>eastern games start at "5:00" (actually 5:10 after all the bullshit) during the week, allowing you to get home without missing too much
>western single OT games won't go past midnight

I hope to fuck the >rags win

Because fuck the Officials

Who's Jim Hughson calling for?

>Two Canadian teams are gone

By losing, they actually won. They've made their PM proud.

Cancer, you're dead

preds are faster than them.

>still buttblasted over the zebras
Make out with a shotgun

do you mean M A L A I S E?

>game 3
>having to score 2 times in OT to win
>not calling the penalty shot in OT game 5
I will remain buttblasted until the >rags elimants the Super Nintendo

Are you a Flames fan?

>PM

Don't do this

>he watches redditpuck

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Nigga, yall fucks had 4 OT games with the laffs, the Pens are gonna sweep your asses

thanks for all the yous pedro

>>western single OT games won't go past midnight
fuck that, i want midnight games. mountain zone sucks, worst of both worlds. either PST start times at 4 and 7 and you can go out and do shit later, or EST start times where hockey is the whole evening

>invests this much time into making that post
I look forward to seeing your corpse hanging from a bridge on the news, Ernesto

>he doesn't experience a nice comfy 2am+ 3OT game

I feel bad for you