Did he move to China so he could legally fuck his sister?

Did he move to China so he could legally fuck his sister?

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>implying you wouldn't

Is one of them his sister?

Yes.

who is he?

mr lister the sister fister

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I would love to either legally or illegally fuck his sister if you know what I mean ;DDDDDD(I'm implying sexual innuendo if you didn't get it)

I still don't get it

Sorry, but I am not understanding what you are saying. Care to elaborate?

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Brazilians are just pretty close to family. No need to freak out over a pic just because your sister pretended that you don't exist.

What do you mean?

This pic should clear that up, this is what he wants to do

I'm an only child and I'm pretty sure sleeping with both your wife and sister in the same bed isn't normal sibling behavior.

>as a full grown adult cuddles up with and is suggestively kissed by his sister while having his hand on her ass

>pretty close to family

Indeed

Yeah because anglos are cold as fuck. You'd probably be too prude to even sleep on the same bed with your one of your mates

I get it now

Why not? It's not like he's fucking his wife while the sister is watching or something. There is nothing sexual about lying in a fucking bed.

>last night i dressed up as james bond and quarter pounded your sister?

we are?

tell that to my cousin plos

I am not "freaking out" I merely have a jealousy boner

Well, generally speaking of course. People from warmer climates tend to be a lot physically closer to each other with all the touchy and kissy stuff, while nordics are more about muh kilometers of personal space.

>tfw no touchy kissy stuff

Last night I Pierced In'N'Out your sister

someone give me a quick rundown on this guy

user, do you fuck your sister?

i just wanna know his fucking name so i can look up his sister

She's not my type.

Oscar something, just search football player Oscar

holy shit germany btfo america AGAIN

>his wife and sister bow to him
>in contact with the Alabama state government
>rumoured to possess psychic sexual manipulative abilities
>fists his wife and sister with the force of iron
>own family counseling centers across the globe
>direct descendant of the ancient royal Hapsburg bloodline
>will bankroll the soccer academies on Mars, they will be called Academias de amor da senpaiília Oscar
>owns basically every OBGYN clinic on Earth
>first designer babies will be known as Bebes do Incesto
>said to have 200+ romantic IQ

Germans are retarded and pretty much full of BS 24/7. They never know what they are talking about. Just look, they lost two world wars so that pretty much proves my point.

what does it mean again?

>Last night I bondburger'd your sister
what does that mean?

Good post

wtf, they look exactly the same.

this is some hulk hogan incest shit right here senpai

there is NOTHING wrong with incest if you don't have a baby

>fists his wife and sister with the force of iron
well done

it means last night I pierced your sister's buns

This is true.. I'm Filipino and a kiss on a cheek from a family member or mate is considered weird. There's a reason there is so many care homes for old ppl...

no .. it clearly means bond-burgered

Stop eating and buying so much shit from aldi you fat fuck

Incest isn't ill eagle in Manchuland?

ummm yes nothing like getting sweaty kisses from aunts and uncles, yes sir

why do you think they have over a billion people?

Great post

which one is the sister

Dude we lost to fucking Vietnam

He even found a gf that looks like her.

>not 'with an iron but fair fist'

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>Academias de amor da senpaiília Oscar
kek

I like Alexis' sister

Think about this: would you rather your sister to go out with a chink?

Damn son I had no idea. That's a lot of inbreeding

>Tfw crossing the glove to come across someone to looks like your beloved little sister
Guy has some huge siscon stuff going on, they seem close. She probably saved his life in some way and now he's head over heels with her.

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id fuck my sister

Fuck, I haven't seen this pic in years.

Post pics

pic

>the cover photo on Obama's twitter is Malia's thicc booty
check it out it's a real laugh
twitter.com/BarackObama
Obongo has to know it's there, did he possibly do it for the lads?

Mice.

so u mean sleeping like shirtless with your wife and sister is perfectly normal behaviour

What the fuck

>continentals think this is weird
There's no greater form of sibling affection. I can't even imagine a platonic relationship with my sister

the sister is the left one.

yeah german dude is right. its pretty normal around here to fuck your cousin.

you're probably the only person in your city that hasn't

Brazilians are always shirtless at home. I'm shirtless right now.

I'm using only underwear right now, and everyone from the family is here.

Feels good tbqh.

post penis

makes sense but not in bed cuddling with yr sister and gf right?

in bed with your sister with her resting on your bare chest like that is fine?

yall niggas need jesus

>He clearly got the short end of the genetical stick
>Still manages to pork his sister
>Not satisfied by this, he manages to find a somehow hotter but almost identical gf
>Probably roleplays twins incest sex with both

Oscar doesn't need a top league cuz he already the best playa.

How could you ever fuck your sister jesus christ
I love my sister the most in the world but the mere thought of doing anything remotely sexual with her makes me cringe to oblivion

I'm shirtless too if it's too hot.

is your sister hot?

I thought Serbs were all over incest and rape..

The idea of other people fucking their sisters is hotter than the thought of fucking your own. I'm the same, the idea of doing anything with my sisters makes me wretch, but i've watched incest porn before. Although tbf my sisters are pretty ugly, if they looked like Oscar's sister maybe it would be a different story..

they might be ugly to you because you don't look at them like random strangers

Same, but I do want to marry my cousin and live happily ever after though desu.

No that's the Dansk

>that will never be my dick

feels awful

Hot

why do you all wear tank tops cargo shorts and flip flops 24/7?

Me and my cousin don't take pics like this and we're actually fucking. He knows what's up.
>T. Burger

>not wearing cargo shorts and flip flops 24/7/365 in a tropical country

>wearing anything but in the infernal region known as the tropics
fuck that

BR Starter Pack (normie edition)

His sister is literally hotter than his wife though. And after checking her Instagram I can confirm they are definitely fucking.

now this is a thread i like

It's the bunda right, lad?

3rd worlders are so fucking weird and creepy

>senpaiília

I don't see nothing wrong with that, I touch my mom and sister ass all the time as a joke and I have slept with my sister as grown ups
Nothing sexual about it
I would never post a photo of it though but these soccer players are atention whores

they go barefoot inside their homes like fucking monkeys

>Brazilians are just pretty close to family
I fucking wish I were that close to my hot sister

Post pics

Oh, c´mon. It´s like channeling energy from mother earth, like a squat for a slav.

she keeps distant from you because you're fucking creepy.

I-is this rochas general?

I was unironically surprised to learn that people don't fuck their cousins in the US when I got internet. They're literally supposed to be the relatives you can fuck with no consequence.