New Zealand Thread

New Zealand Thread

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sad nigga hours.

dubs on dubs

>make thread
>don't post shit
>y thread kill?

I suppoes all the normies are out doing normie shit. fuckin normies

Welly here

More?

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Chch here, who tryna go and suck my asshole for a bit?

ew

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Any fellow anons into cryptos? How's it going for you? I'm loving it. It's what I'm all about atm.

Oh and Merry Christmas.

me on teh right with pm (only pic I can find and i look like shit, from a few months ago).

She's so ugly she makes everyone look better.
Also is being in selfies all she fucking does? God in heaven she's a useless bitch.

The ironic part is I didn't vote for her.

fake news

you always look like shit.

she looks a lot better with her hair down

No one did. Less than 36% of people who turned out. Which meant 29% of registered voters actually voted for her. You don't hear Labour talking about that though.

caring about what someone looks like rather than what they are doing.

Why thank you kind sir.

Dude, your flag's missing a few stars.
Here, I made it better.

What she is doing is even wore. $3million bucks to child raping reffos in Manus island? The exact same cunts that attack Melbourne every other day?
She's a fucking idiot.

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neck yourself

I swear were gonna end up like countries within the EU with her in power.

Fuck off back to straya ya dog of a cunt

no u niqqa

caringn about 3 milly.
that ain't shit.
you should be more worried about what they aren't telling you the spending on.
this lil shit in the media is a distraction from what they don't want you to talk about.
fucking media fed cuck.

>said there cutting down debt
>but increasing it in the process
>fucking labour

any movies I should watch tonight?
so I don't neck myself at midnight.

I gotchu fam

is the disaster artist out?
I have already seen the room.

I think my pizza delivery driver necked himself. his gps is offline.

NZ here, check my dubs.

should of picked up buddy.

Pretty sure it's in cinemas at the moment homie. Haven't seen it, looking forward to it though. Looks great.

Don't watch the last jedi

Luke drinks titty milk from sea cow kinda things. The audience groaned.

The only good thing is this time next year he won't even be PM anymore. Either
> Govt falls part because greens can't handle NZ First
Or
> Her fat faggot bf gives her a root and gets her preggers.

I was counting on this pizza to get me through tonight.
Meats back on the menu boys.

NZ again, sorry I Green Partied my last post. Check my dubs now.

apparently my order was delivered?
the fuck cunt?

tfw no christmas cock to suck on

Is this your reason why?

where you live?

>mfw these threads are still a thing

that's a shame because I'd love to suck one.

Why does she have a little bit of shit in the corner of her mouth?

that's the bitch. of course you got dubs when calling her out.

Kill yourself faggot.
(Here's your reply)

>Don't watch the last jedi
do it faggot

dominos says delivery is complete.
i have no pizza.
who got my pizza?

i am sad now.

>buy son Ben 10 Rustbucket Deluxe Vehicle Transforming Playset for Christmas.
>family celebrates a day early so he opens his Ben 10 Rustbucket Deluxe Vehicle Transforming Playset today.
>he is so excited when he sees it is a Ben 10 Rustbucket Deluxe Vehicle Transforming Playset that he squeals like the autist opening a nintendo.
>he and I play with the Ben 10 Rustbucket Deluxe Vehicle Transforming Playset for the rest of the day.
>that feel when I am the best dad.

Fuck me that makes me salty.
Sorry that happened to you user. What can you do about it? Call them?
Did you pay for it online???

That's so fucking weird. I randomly got a free pizza from Dominos just now.

you are only the father in THIS timeline

kek

Luckily, this is the timeline I live in so it doesn't matter.

Top dad. Your son thinks you're awesme. Would read again.
You can have mine if you like. Nothing spectacular. 5' 1/2. Uncut. Veiny.
Been a while for me. My fav thing is to just sit and game or watch TV with someone hanging off my dick for an hour or two. Not even sexual.
Also love hard and fast outdoor BJ's. Pulling over and getting out of the car to do some mouthfucking on the side of highway in mackenzie country in 33° heat. Have to stop for a minute because can see a bus load of chinks coming.
Only ever had femanons but would be willing to try the other side.

my pizza has arrived.
I am less sad now.

In the other timelines there are more children.

I'm happy for you too. Enjoy.
Christmas pizza is best pizza.

I also had Christmas pizza. It made me so happy that I posted it on insta.

WHEW LOOK AT THAT FUCKING NECKBEARD

In other timelines you're straight and not lonely, but we don't live in those other timelines.

thank you fellow pizza anons.
it pleases me that i am not alone.

I just had Christmas weet Bix followed by Bluebird sour cream and chives and a can of A&W Root beer.

right in that moment. your child only knew happiness. he will never know happiness like that very moment again. bask in that ambience of happiness.

REKT

u leik da neeeeek

i'm not usually depressed at spending "family" holidays alone. but tonight i am feeling some type of way. what does this mean.

More boobage?

Take away Christmas = KFC

It was so fucking magical. He tore into that wrapping paper with pure joy and mania. I enjoyed every second of it.

hamilton nudes?

Here you go bro

its almost that time of year.
what does two thousand and eighteen hold for you? plans? goals? resolutions?

What up, dipshits.

Probably just jacking off to traps like always

I'm an ENTJ-A so I'll happily keep on being a cunt to people in 2018.

Same shit as this year and the last. Hoping to find some good pussy for my dick to call home.

what is that test.
i would like to take it again and see what i have become.

It's long and pointless

Jung was a hack

Myers Briggs.
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Report back with findings user. I wanna know what you are

What's the easiest way to get the permanent visa in new Zealand?

Im a Korean, i can speak English and im educated

>Go for my walk last night
>see a car crash

youtube.com/watch?v=UL4x-mJ_JpU

does this make you sad?

>Im a Korean, i can speak English and im educated
FUCK OFF

Not sure. Marry a chick?

MEDIATOR (INFP-T)

What does this mean?

Give me $100,000 NZD and I will marry you.

bruh.
not sure if smol girl or large sink...

Which is better, New Zealand or Australia

Who has Wellington nudes that are, you know, good.

wait 15 years when we become one big colony called Ausland.
i'm not from the future. don't report me to ajit.

Lol my 2 best friends are mediators.
A bit beta, feel the world's problems. Real homebody, that's your sanctuary. Probably arty, a writer. Apparently good in bed. Don't like fights or arguments, can really hold a grudge and hate hate HATE public speaking. People tend to think you are chill as fuck and most people like hanging with you but they have no idea if you really like them or not.

I am nude under my clothes.

Go work at a factory get a work visa. work youre way up. Fuck a native

I just came.

Its almost Christmas, show me.

Need a fiddy bag in welly on boxing day

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