Am I destined to be a laughing stock, Sup Forums?

Am I destined to be a laughing stock, Sup Forums?

I'm below average intelligence.
Below average looks.
No real friends
Never touched or been touched by a girl.
Classmates seem to have a mission to humiliate me.
I can only talk to people online.
Not good at sports.
Can't do music.

I don't know what to do anymore.

> Classmates seem to have a mission to humiliate me.
Reported for underage and reported myself for announcing report.

Anyways, to stay on topic, have you tried comitting suicide?

I'm in the same boat don't let it get you down you'll change every does

I'm 18 faggot. Even people in college have classmates

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>have you tried comitting suicide?
Thought about it. One last humiliation to end it all.

>I don't know what to do anymore
Dude you're only 18. Don't worry about it.
Think of yourself as superior to everyone else. You're good looking enough, you're white. Own that shit.

You're in high school? Things will get better, dude.

You're actually above average looks and could probably be even better if you get the confidence. Along with that, you'll get friends and girlfriends. Just find an interest or something, you don't need sports or music.

How do classmates have a mission to humiliate you?

High school can be tough, bud. Just hang in there, it gets better. Maybe not a heck of a lot better, but better nonetheless.

>You're in high school?
yeah
>You're actually above average looks
hard to believe
>How do classmates have a mission to humiliate you?
People seem to laugh if I say anything wrong. I'm forced to take gym class and the same guys will repeatedly hit me in the balls when the teacher isn't looking and other people just laugh at it. Same class we were all having to just run back and forth and a guy pulled my shorts and boxers down, everyone laughed, teacher didn't see it and then like 10 minutes later the same kid did it again in front of like everyone and the teacher literally laughed out loud. A different class had a kid fart in my face. Another class this guy will always do things like loudly say, "Hey, user. Why are you staring at (some girl)'s ass." Kids will put salt or something on my food or drinks at lunch to make it disgusting. People call me ugly, stupid, retarded, etc. I'm a laughing stock.

No WAY you are below average looks dude!

To me it kinda sounds like you have a touch of loneliness and depression from inactivity/not connecting with anyone face to face. Force yourself away from the keyboard and make yourself join something social. It doesn't have to a super high-intensity sport or even something your good at or suited to. Being bad with no pressure can be fun too, it teaches you to not care about something you know doesn't matter and kill that social anxiety.

I hope you do this man, it will feel awful at first but stick with it and you'll feel so much better in yourself. If you're in college now there'll never be an easier time to jump into some club or fun sport with no investment and commitment, and you'll feel the benefits of getting comfortable with the uncomfortable for years.

Is this you in the pic? If yes post timestamp.
If no post timestamp with full face.
Because I think you're full of shit if that's you

Highschool is fucking stupid and you'll laugh about that fact in 5 years ...

Plus you're cute enough to get a girl..

But this is probably bait, and I'm probably a faggot

>Force yourself away from the keyboard
Yeah I know I need to
Fine. Give me a minute.

Lmao you'll get laid ur first day of college bro high school is a joke. Once u get to college it is literally the most insane social experience humanly possible...festivals crazy activity everyday...fuckin hot girls everywhere. I promise you I banged a solid 8/10 my first day at school and I promise your a better looking dude than I am. It mostly has to do with vibes and connection. If you don't know he answer yo something say you don't know. Nothing wrong with that, unless you were assigned the reading and didn't do it. If you don't understand something ask. We don't live in a society where information is hard to come by anymore, and most people in college want to help and look good doing it, not hurt you, and look like a fuckin bully.

jk guys I'm bored and was curious how people would react.

Nice b8

Nigga you're fucking hot if thats you
I'd suck your cock no doubt (no homo)

Now that it's settled (yes, you're hot), got some nudes? Of very angle of your sweet, sweet body

Bitch go suck ya own penis

holy fuck them are thicc eyebrows. Maybe try to grow a beard too and stop being a bitch.

>got some nudes
not my style sorry I was just bored

Awaiting timestamp.

I'm not posting pics man. I was making shit up because I was bored.

Abandon thread people.

DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

dude especialy that last thing, you can become a hillbilly wife beatin beer bingin welfare taking squirel fucking motherfucker while you enjoy life and no one will give a fuck.

Pro tip: think what this life is about, NOTHING so do whatever the fuck you want and fuck the rest

OP here. Here's my butt guys. Enjoy!

Chill brother it will work out.

Actual OP here. That's not me...

OP is avoiding the real reason why he is a laughing stock.
Spit it out OP, you're a fucking faggot!
You need to get over your insecurities and come out to your parents and most importantly yourself.
Merry Christmas if you can live with yourself if not Merry Loathmess, and I hope your parents kick your pretty boy ass to the curb.

I don't know if this is you in the picture, but your looks are not below average, honestly. You have a great bone structure, nice eyes, nicely shaped eyebrows. Your face is incredibly symmetric.
I'd bang you no problem, for what is worth. The only dealbreaker is if you have a lisp.

This entire thread is a lie. I do not believe that with that face and that body you have never touched a girl.

That's not my ass lol

Post your actual ass so we can tell the difference.

I'm not very interested in ass, since I don't fuck it, but post body. I'm down to see it.

There you go, bud.

I think you are pretty handsome. I have no idea why a girl has never touched you. I would.
As far as below average looks, you know that's not true. You are probably depressed.
Why are your classmates picking on you? I hope you are over 18, otherwise I'll just feel weird about complimenting you haha

LIESSSS

TIMESTAMP FACE AT LEAST

This is not me. I'm not posting nudes in case people missed that the first time.

Ok, but do take a face photo and time stamp. I don't believe for a second you don't know you are good looking when you obviously can see and have a mirror at home.

It's your personality user, you're complaining about everything and anything. In fact the personality somewhat reminds me of Elliot Rodgers.


First, look for things in your life that you are proud of or you are grateful for. Then, you've got to be more assertive in your life and try to improve yourself. (step by step, don't expect everything to just happen)


I might not give the best advice, but it's something

ffs guys the thread was a joke. Go to sleep.

Become a serial killer.
NO ONE laughs at serial killers.

Kill yourself OP it will only get worse. Don't listen to anyone who says otherwise. You won't regret it

For a brief second you actually made me wonder if good looking guys were on Sup Forums but then I read the entire thread and realized you are obviously full of shit and that person in the picture isn't you. You are such a faggot, OP

I laugh at Bundy all the time wtf. Pathetic loser. Yes what happened to the women is sad but the reasons that drove him mad are fucking hysterical. The "porn" he's talking about is like Scooby Doo shit

I posted my other comment about killing yourself without reading the full thread. Once I actually went back through and read the thread OP's true faggotry was revealed to me. OP you probably think you are some sociopath or some shit and you conduct these experiments to see how people would react, but realy you are just a fucking autist. Please take my previous advice seriously and actually kill yourself faggot.

You're white, assuming straight because you're on Sup Forums and you're not bad looking , I wouldn't be so down if I was you, find yourself a nice girl and maybe a friend or two and you'll be set for life

>I'm below average intelligence.
You can still work hard.
>Below average looks.
Unless you're gay it's not such a big deal, men are more visual sexually than women so we think if we're don't have an attractive face we're fucked but a good attitude in life, smelling nice and dressing nice is all you need. Hit the gym if you want the confidence boost but don't become one of those jacked virgins that go around being frustrated little bitches because women still won't fuck them.
>Classmates seem to have a mission to humiliate me.
Chickens peck at each other to find who's where. Don't let them peck at you, or peck at them, and they will stop.

For the rest, just do something everyday, however small, that will make you a better person than you were the day before, something that will make your life easier than the day before and, since you're at it, something that will make you wealthier than the day before.

If you're dumb it really doesn't matter, simple steps.

>you're complaining about everything and anything. In fact the personality somewhat reminds me of Elliot Rodgers.
This, you have the same self-entitled attitude of supreme gentlemen and nice guys.

Thanks, mom.

>sociopath
>autist
A little of both but mostly just bored. Sincere apologies.

You're welcome sweety, now come get some cookies and mommy's dick.

You are good looking bro. Definitely not >below average.

tfw when am gay

Listen.
If you think you have below average intelligence, try to become well-versed in something you enjoy. It might not add to your base intelligence, but you’ll seem smarter. It never hurts to educate yourself further.
Secondly, you’re not ugly at all. Actually, you’re quite handsome. Nicely defined masculine facial features AKA what women find attractive. Start working out, gains never hurt when you’re concerned with becoming more attractive. Learn to style yourself, and never be afraid to look into fashion trends. Groom yourself and stay hygienic.
You’ll tend to attract more people when you present yourself as someone to be attracted to, that solves your friend dilemma and girl problems.
Who gives a fuck about what people have to say? You’ll eventually learn to grow thick skin and, in turn, it will become easier to socialize without looking like an awkward beta.
Sports are overrated. Start lifting.
Music is entirely optional, but when I started to play guitar it was so grueling and slow and I wanted to quit every day. But you’ll get over those feelings of inadequacy and it’ll start to all make sense to you, at least it did for me. The first mountain is the hardest to climb.

I hope this was at least insightful at best. Best of luck, OP, and Merry Christmas.

fuckin hell if youre below average what am i??
youre fine bro, grow some balls

learn a martial art, you'll get more confident in confrontations and plus you get to know new people.

Kys then attention whore

dude, if that's you in the pic related then you're fucking way above average looks.
The reason you are getting bullied probably is because you lack people skills and they seem to pick up on it.


My advice to you: STUDY HARD, Work out, stop being too much on the computer, for now at least, and just try to meditate and improve your emotional health.
Everything will get a lot better with time, don't you worry about that. IF you work out and you're this handsome (and learn to style your hair) you can get girls fucking easily, even with ur sperg behaviour..

Enjoy life in the future, user. Don't worry too much now, these no life plebs won't make it far in life anyways.

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Buy a motorcycle. It will solve all your problems