God here

God here.
>Ask me anything

my name is jeff

Should i sign up to that hooker site and get that fit 19 year old here to cum in?

Can I please get a superpower?

Why haven't you punished me for my sins? Are you just a big pussy?

Why?

when will you punish my degenerate family members for being liberal democrats?

Why is my life so miserable

Just trying to understand how the doctrine says that if I commit any sort of sin, I just need to ask forgiveness and I'll be allowed into heaven.

Example; If I rape 13 children under the age of 10 as a priest, then all I need to do is ask one of my fellow priests for forgiveness and you will let me into heaven. But if I ask one/all of my victims for forgiveness and they don't grant it on me, I still get to go to heaven.

Sorry for the silly question, I just wonder about the hypocrisy of it all...

No, my nama jef

did you make me a pedo?

You a cop?
definitely
umm.. I grant you the power to read and listen to music.
I believe treatment is the answer
In your next life you'll be given the opportunity to commit the same sins.
The choice is always yours
Free will
Because because because because becauuuuse The wonderful world of wizard of OZ
uhh I don't believe in faux political stances
hahaha life is forever
you have forever
That's not how it works
Everyone is allowed in my Kingdom
If you're a child rapist you're kept on the outskirts of the castle
Only the ones without sin are kept in the main castle
I believe in life and life improvement
I believe everyone can be treated
child rape is not condoned
I'm pretty angry with the church
Because they've had organised money for 2000 years and still haven't come up with world peace.
Who are you?

I appreciate the power you've bestowed me with, God!

Everything is by choice
Free will and all that
But I've established that pedophilia a source of great destruction on the life of the child
Any form of death or destruction is a sin
Reading and listening to music is the ultimate form of meditation

Why u never call

I want you to do the thing
The thing you wanna do
you do it
you can...

Eat all the fucking cake?

Would not talk to someone with less morality than the rest of humanity combined

How satan doing with all this praising? do you talk much?

Queen of England checking in

now that you know what you wanna do....
ask yourself, can you?
But you just talked??!!??!?\
Yeah we hang out pretty often.
He wants to go watch Star Wars The Last Jedi
But I'm not keen on the movie.
He's probably jealous of the praising
I can feel him checking on me.

Why do humans like wicked things and what is wicked?

why did Jesus call the mustard seed the smallest

didn't know god is such a tool

thats good to hear. I meant all the praiseing for him though. most of these new age seem to think its cool to praise satan even though he was ayo treefiddy dont get sgiddy

She's a parasite
They don't
They're just confused
death and destruction is pretty wicked and if you just realised we're here forever
we can have some fun.
well I do fix things.

If there are infinite parallel universes, is there a universe in which there are no parallel universes?

There are infinite universes in the multiverse
though none of them are the same.
As in the basis of the universes are that they are unique
It's staggering to think there isn't a single soul in the multiverse the same.

idk it's a 2000 year old reference
mebe he was about to eat mustard or sumfin

If you're so powerful, how come it took your son, who was supposed to be you in human form, three days to respawn, how come the Romans could kill you with pointy sticks in the first place?

Read the whole Bible from old to new. It's all in there.

Why would I read something crafted by man when I can get the unfiltered truth directly from the source itself?

Actually both books have words and theories directly from me.

What's hitler like?

Yes, but given that humans wrote it, and have free will, they can take liberties with what you tell them to write, was free will for us even part of your plan?

He's always moving to the last country i was in. He calls it playing in my tail wind.
actually humans are adept at taking my sentences or even songs word for word with incredible accuracy.

Why do I hate being with ther people but I feel bad when I'm alone for extended periods of time?

Also he knows I consider everyone family
and abuses that right
taking great liberty with gifts

you gotta work out a routine that suites you

Why are you so fucking useless?

if I get fucked in the ass before marriage am I still a virgin

How would that be better than drinking a glass of water with NaNO2?

when will i die

...

What is our purpose? Why are we here?

just stop nigga you're embarrassing yourself

>not god
whenever your higher self sees so fit

Why did you make niggers?

nigga that's fucking gay

Yo G man, can I borrow$20?

Dear Atheist,

Respect is earned not given.

No, I'm the Most Useful Being in the Multiverse.
Yes
but you're not an anal virgin
Because you'll just go to dreamland and come back and have to relearn everything
Life in the Universe is forever
Tell your demons
We're here forever
That's not something I'm going to look into
sort of
I only know why I'm here. My own purpose. On a grand scale I could assume everyone's purpose, the reason for being here escapes me so I won't comment.
Death never really happnes
and death is an open choice.
Without black people
there would be no humans
The brain and bones come to an agreement within you and you just die.
I'm broke

Yeah piece of cake!

Forever here? That's horrible! Why do you hate us so much?

God here
I'm going for a shower
if the thread is still here
I'll come back

I think he ment death of his physical form but ayy