>taking an acting class next semester
>homosexual professor
>he is notorious for requiring same sex love making scene as final project
>10 minute scene, nearly nude
>long history of former students protesting the assignment
>the administration always sides with the instructor
>"homosexuals underrepresented bla bla bla"
>have to take his class to graduate
I have to make out with a guy in four months. The assignment is to make the scene "believable".
I don't know if I can do it.
What do?
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What kind of useless major are you taking that requires an acting class?
It's just acting. Probably need to start practicing early to get comfortable with the idea. Pick a bro from the class and make out with him every day until the exam.
Fag.
>Have to
Who says love has to be a physical act.
sounds like hes a pervert.. report him
Just do it dude. Kissing other huys isn't really that bad. Just pretend its a chick and keep thinking about graduation.
It’s his job to prepare you for the realities of what it takes to get a job in your chosen field. You should thank him for just forcing you to pretend to be a cocksucker. Once you’re done school and trying to earn real money, the casting directors won’t be so gentle. If you thought you’d be getting anywhere in acting without sucking a few dozen dicks you were misled
threaten lawsuit because of your religious beliefs in Islam.
Say you are a Muslim, refuse and get a lawsuit
Make up a story of how you were raped as a child say PTSD they'll back down
fpbp
OP destined to wait tables at applebees
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>be a professor at a prestigious acting college
>use the power of my position to force straight boys to kiss each other for 10 minutes
mfw
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Make it artistic. Force the other part to be them making out with the back of your head as if you're turning your head away from the homosexual desires that society demands you to have.
Do implied kissing ya dum dum.
*this is OP's fantasy BS
this. you're an actor, you need to "sell" things you would hate doing.
no one bats an eye when actresses do lesbian scenes, but men doing homo scenes and suddenly we crossed into SJW lines.
dont be an actor.
Use a girl but claim that the scene is about some transgender so it's the same gender and act offended if he doesn't like it. Use their playbook against them, gender is fluid according to them
don't do it dude
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This
dude, you're in college with a fag professor.
>write scene.
>cast yourself as a strong womyn
>make out with other female
if he complains then give him the "gender is a social construct. stop oppressing me" garbage
if he tries to make you cast the other character with a dude, "my sexuality is not your kink"
make him the oppressor, and you'll win.
You're making this shit up!!!
Which school? What's the instructor's name?
i get really annoyed with actors who cant just fucking do what the scene and character needs. that being said your professor sounds like hes really taking advantage of this to see hot young guys fool around live in front of him. it sounds like bull shit. tell us the school, tell us the class, show us proof.
im gay my self but id honestly organize a class wide protest on this, I'd call it discrimination, id just find the teacher on the streets and beat his ass. seriously thats fucked up.
again, im gay, but ive been in that situation before. im a nudist and I was asked to do a nude live sketch show and the producer was clearly abusing his power with young male actors who were just looking for work. its disgusting.
No teacher can force you to make out with another man nor women.Talk to the UCLA, they wiill put an end to this
stop being retarded.
OP IS ALWAYS A FAGGOT.
>there are straight males who preform in gay porn.
This is a test of your manhood. You can either let your emotions get the better of you, like a woman, or you can suck it up and act like a professional. Man up.
>straight males who preform in gay porn
So gay men?
Blessed be His dubs!
>You're making this shit up!!!
Where is it that you think you are that this realization would be a surprise to you?
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no, they're straight. They just pretend to be gay for a paycheck.
If you take it up the butt you're gay
ALOHA SNACKBAR!
Then op can answer the question then. I'm calling bullshit to.
Goto the local news media. They will help fix that shit really fast!
All jokes aside, this might work. If you aren't a complete faggot, OP, start a smear campaign against said professor as a total islamophobe.
Get the administration on your side through believable Method acting.
Or just wear drag, act like a trans, and make out with a girl because you identify as a lesbian. That's what I would do.
But then again, OP, the real issue is you can't attract either sex to help you out with the scene, isn't it?
I see two ways out of this for you.
1. Convert to Islam. Go full fundy and sell the hell out of it. Stop drinking and partying, no more pork, long ass beard. The whole nine. When he pulls this pull religion. Muslim beats gay on the progressive stack. Espcially if he is white.
2. This one takes more work. "Come out" as a transfem lesbian. Start dressing in drag and really sell it. Then do the scene with another woman. Push the boundary to the point where you actually fuck her in front of the class. Trans really beats gay on the progressive stack.
In both cases you can probably sue if he doesn't relent.
You don't need a degree, have some fucking self respect
As a gay guy, THIS IS NOT OKAY. Do not PUT UP WITH HIS ABUSIVE BULLSHIT. Fucking spread that word dude, its not okay.
Make the role of your partner have the same name as professor's parner. The dialogue can go as follows:
"Oh (insert partner's name), you needed this badly, haven't you? (insert professor's first name) just don't know how to please a man, but I am here for you now".
Troll the bitch for all its worth.
Just stick your dick in the other guys mouth and announce that you've edited the scene for realism.
actual sound advice on Sup Forums, I am shocked.
Not if someone pays you to do it.
>walks into an internet tackle shop
>points out that there is bait everywhere
>expects to receive kudos for it on an anonymous image board, where no one could possibly give him any credit for his astute observation because no one has a fucking clue who he is
Dude, we know it's bait and we're replying anyways. That's what this place is for. Go be a newfag somewhere else.
>convert to islamd
>act really fucking gay for a whole year in order to avoid having to make out with a dude for 10 minutes
>sound advice
To be fair, kissing a woman is a lot more pleasant than kissing a guy for either gender - lips are softer, breath smells less, eye contact is very sensual, the works.
Still, an excellent point, as an actor you have to be able to do everything at a moment's notice.
This! Changes are no girl will agree, because OP is a fag.
>What do?
Practice.
Kill yourself, faggot. Or learn to spell, whichever's easier.
Many keks. UCLA is a hotbed of faggotry.
What kind of a dyslexic retard reads ACLU backwards?
Sit down for the scene with 7 hits of double dipped LSD in your mouth.
there was no spelling errors. just capitalization and punctuation. learn the difference. or kill yourself, whichever's easier.
Notice how neither of the listed options requires making out with a dude.
and yet require more faggotry and destruction of self.
thats like someone asking how to get out of going to their sisters recital and saying that 'killing yourself' or 'blowing up the school' is sound advice.
There's no reason to kill myself, cute chicks are everywhere, Christmas pussy is awesome!
>grow out a beard
>do the scene in really bad drag like those 90s Bud Lite "ladies night" commercials where a bunch of dudes dressed up like girls to get free beer.
and i can get laid 3 times a day as a dude, whats your point?
lmao. THIS
actor here OP..just roll with it ,it takes dedication and lots of disapointments..
pic related i play on trailer park boys
Claim to be playing the part of a trans woman, wear drag, make out with a woman in the class. If the professor protests, call him a transphobic piece of shit or whatever other tumblerina bullshit
Neither requires self destruction or faggotry. Islam conversion requires no effort and pretending to be trans minimal. And neither one involves gay foreplay, so faggotry is out. And both could potentially lead to financial gain and the ruination of this shitty professor's career.
I've taken a similar class.
It's actually a great assignment. It forces you to separate yourself from the character. It will significantly improve your acting, if you can do it. If you can't separate yourself from the character, you should consider a different career.
its been stated earlier in thread but just do it with a girl and make it about a girl who is actually a boy or you dress as a girl and its about thinking you identify as a girl so she helps you realize yo are actually a regular straight dude. if they say no then hit them with identity bullshit and make sure it is public. make it about them putting people down, go full liberal femtransnazi on them
Fucking Kel
Everybody doesn't know it's bait. Most do but it's often used to push a narrative. I'm sure you noticed something like that happening. Jokes bleed into real life. That's how propaganda works most of the time. Just joking and then people run with it to push a narrative.
I also didn't know how you were using your comment. If here in Sup Forums or hear in America.
>Make scene about the degeneracy of homosexuality.
>You have aids
>Addict
>Constantly seek new partners
>But here's the thing
You get a girl who IDENTIFIES AS A MAN BECAUSE NOW THIS LIBERAL BULLSHIT CAN PLAY RIGHT INTO YOUR HANDS
You go to the administration and claim prejudice or whatever cockamamie bullshit and have him removed from the school.
Or just do what everybody does to a fag teacher, accuse him of molesting you and see him out the door yourself. Rape is strong this year, and Kevin Spacey already proved you can't trust a fag(like you shouldn't have known that already)
kiss him, find out you arent into it, reject him, stating that you are hetero.
fuck that shit. fling acid in his face.
Leviticus 18:22 / Leviticus 20:13. Take your pick.
Dude, why are you responding to obvious bait?
The only people who take this board seriously are newfags. Only newfags try to fix this place.
Fap to traps twice a day for the next two weeks. You will become gay and start enjoying traps.
At least five or six other anons made this point already, so I say the majority rules and this is what OP should do.
Worked for me faggot
Are u bay gibba
The only reason you would refuse to do it is out of fear that you might like it.
Someone isn't very sure about their sexual identity.
A'ight, here's my thoughts.
Honestly, either of these would be your best bet. If you spin the scene as to be about the whole 3rd wave feminism beliefs, then you might be able to just roll with it.
Myself just thinking about trying to avoid your theoretical teacher proposed scene, you can start with a short kiss (unless you're too much of a faggot to do that), and then refuse to do so, cause of some of the other things people have pointed out, such as pretending to be trans in the scene or something.
You can make this shit an easy spin around for making the teacher look like a fuck bucket.
I'm no genius, none of us are, but damn if this isn't a really clever way to basically say "fuck you" to your teacher, and depending on how much of a power hungry asshole he is, he shouldn't be able to fail you for the scene.
That's bullshit. But you believe what you want.
777777777 will come soon
OK OP, fuck all the other replies in this thread, I'm here to help.
1) You show up every day and you act like a faggot. This has to be believable. Get caught making eyes at other dudes by him. Use a pink feather pen. JUst act hella gay.
2) Next: praise this professotard about how "progressive" he is for taking students past their comfort level. Let him know how uncomfortable it would make you if you had to make out with a girl for the assignment.
3) ?????
4) profit
It has become painfully obvious that there are a shitload of newfags on this board who don't understand Sup Forums culture.
Especially you morons who keep demanding proof for the various claims being made in threads. Demanding proof on a board dedicated to fiction is extremely fucking retarded.
Here is a brief tutorial that explains Sup Forums culture. It was made in 2009 and it will illustrate how far away from our origins your faggotry has taken us.
>youtube.com
Watch it and learn why this place used to be good.
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call up ben shapiro
777777
Buy a Yamaka learn some Hebrew and play the Jew card claiming you won't do it because it reminds you of something similar that the Nazi's would make the prisoner's do in insert camp name here.
Why is this every faggot's goto response?
Hitler did nothing wrong!
porn should be at the top
just saiyan
Bullshit. I can know I don't like fucking a lamprey without doing it.
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Dude, as a fellow actor, let me give you some advice, DROP OUT OF COLLEGE. Stop wasting your money, go out and do the job. Don't be a coward. If you think you're an actor, be an actor. Don't let some phony academic tell you what you have to do to make it.
Go the herpes route
its just acting.
no homo bro.
But if you want to be an actor, you have to be capable of pretending someone else. That is the essence of the profession.
Op clearly wants to be an actor, but for some reason he's afraid of pretending to be a homosexual. That isn't very professional, is it.
>that fear is an indication of repressed homosexuality.
This is a good idea
Make the scene about one homosexual telling his lover that he just discovered that he's HIV positive.
It starts with an awkward kiss and then you pull away and the kissing stops in the first minute, prompting your rebuffed partner to ask you what the problem is. Then, the rest of the scene is a dialogue between the two of you coming to terms with how HIV is going to affect your relationship. Lots of tears and a break up.
Actually, it isn't unprofessional at all and it doesn't indicate anything. By your logic we can force every actress to fuck a horse on stage in the name of professionalism. And if they don't it is because they know they'll like it. Actors are allowed to tell power tripping dicks to fuck off.
Strawman. The professor isn't requiring a sexual act.