so I've been having an issue lately Sup Forums. It's pretty serious >be me >be alcoholic so I pass out after I fuck my wife pretty much immediately, unless it's in the morning where I shower and go to work >be uncut >when I fuck at night I don't wash my cock after bc Insta sleep, and just recently, by the time I shower in the morning, my cock is a bit red and itchy around the head. >brb researched it and discovered its yeast infection (aka thrush) >brb went to potato doctor (female) and she glanced at my cock for a few seconds and said convincingly that it's the herps >brb 3 days of living hell but finally got results back >female doctor tells me it's just thrush after three days of living hell but no apologies bc doctor >my wife doesn't experience thrush, just her juices seem to give it to me. She should be the one with issues bc I just raw dog her bc she's on the pill so you'd think my millions of dead swimmers up there would cause more of an issue compared to a little pussy juice that I quickly wipe off prior to passing out. >why now after so many womens and so many nights the same all my sexually active life? My immunity has gone to shit? How to fix? Any med-fags? Inb4 aids.
Also true weird sex/major scare stories thread. Maybe we can learn something on Xmas day. Pic unrelated. Wait wat?
Thrush is in your mouth, same thing, though. Candida. Yeast infection.
If you really think you have a yeast infection, get some Monostat, even better, just buy the ointment, which is sold seperately, always store brand. Look at the ingredients for the 1 day, go find the ointment, buy 2 of them, shower twice a day, dry off, and then apply a layer.
Your doctor didn't tell you it's thrush on your dick, either. Stop lying. Christ you can't be this stupid.
med fag
Andrew King
Mr doctor sir I have a question to, can I get rid of worms with eating garlic with milk?
Austin Young
Doctor said it's herpes. For a med fag you should learn to read. I have ointment for thrush and it's working. Just perplexed why I'm suddenly getting it now when wife doesn't have. I thought mostly girls suffer from it.
Jordan Ortiz
Disgusting
Daniel Nelson
Epsom salts user. A few heaped spoons in water and a few more glasses after that. Thank me later.
Xavier Rogers
sounds like you need to start condickting medical experiemnts by letting other guys fuck your wife and then examine their penis regularly to see if there are similiar development
Adrian Lopez
Yeah good idea if I was a cuck :/
Jose Clark
that's not cuckolding it's for science how do you know your wife hasn't got some mutant alien vagina? you seen the movie aliens they like spit acid and stuff
Carter Johnson
Nice trips Doesn't change the fact that you sound 12.
Robert Myers
>apoLOGies
Robert Rivera
You're just insecure.
Leo Morgan
Coconut oil. I had a similar issue a while ago due to an ex that had a recurring yeast monster for a couple months. Would pop up after her period and on two occasions we banged before she realized.
Take an oral antifungal, and rub your dick in extra virgin coconut oil a few times a day. Its a powerful antifungal and antibacterial, and it will soothe and protect your rotten dick flesh. I got cracked dry skin from the yeast and it helped with that as well. It works pretty well.
I found the creams they prescribe also tended to kind of irritate and burn my skin, but coconut oil did not. I know it might sound like hippy bullshit, I was certainly skeptical at first, but there is some sound science to back it up, and it worked well for me.
Josiah Moore
Wat? How do you get that conclusion about OP? Or just a pre-neckbeard brat? You will lose your v-card someday user. Have faith in yourself.
Xavier Baker
Hello user, fellow alcoholic here, also a microbiology fag (8 years in).
Alcohol intake tends to create the right conditions for candida and other fungal overgrowth. I wouldn't worry about it too much. If you are able to cut down on the alcohol consumption, then your fungal infection should go away on its own.
You know there are consequences to this lifestyle. This is one of the least worrisome.
Samuel Gomez
Get cut or learn to clean your anteater dick.
Justin Fisher
Thanks user. Do you know if the coconut oil alone works? If you are taking other stuff with it, I'm thinking the coconut oil just made your dik nice and soft skinned. (Mrs has a jar of coconut oil so if I'll try)
Kevin Ortiz
Don't be mad you can't enjoy sex nearly as much as I do user. Or at the very least project that anger onto your Jew controlled rents.
Asher Collins
My cherry got popped when I was 14. OP is obviously a typical male with a fragile ego. women are not property and it's childish, immature, and takes a lot of insecurity to pretend like they're a personal dick sleeve.
Easton Powell
Ty user. Alcohol is the devil for me. I actually could have had a great life without it.
Jack Bennett
I had sex with hook. She sucked my dick bare and I spent a week freaked out thinking I caught herpes. I tested a week after and 5 weeks after. Both were negative. I still get anxiety over it though and wonder if I should retest again.
Kayden Jenkins
If "enjoying" is getting that shit on your dick, I'm glad I'm missing out.
Chase Cox
The reason why you're getting thrush is because of your shit diet, shit drinking and shit lifestyle.
One day you're gonna come home and find your wife getting fucked by NIGGER Chad Thundercock because he doesn't flop down asleep on her after giving her the worst 3 minutes of her life being 2 of them is getting you off of her.
The shower for your wife is probably more pleasurable so she can wash your greasy stink off.
Brody Hughes
Hooker...damn auto correct
Jose Edwards
I'm uncut and I've never had problems. Basic hygiene applies to (sadly not) most to us.
>huehuehue
Hudson Miller
not gonna get a pity party here pussy, quit that toxic bullshit & just drink every now & then or you deserve all this shit
Camden Davis
Experience has shown that coconut oil alone seems to work fairly well. I just suggested the oral antifungal to be extra safe.
Make sure its extra virgin, and ideally organic. The reason has to do with how its processed and what the oil contains in the end.
Austin Long
found that delusional autistic faggot who actually thinks his opinions matter
Benjamin Hernandez
Same shit happens to me. On random hook up with girls I have to wash my cock very well after to get all the lube and shit out from my foreskin or I get thrush or balantis. Also some women's vag flora just doesn't jive with my body and I get thrush if I'm not careful.
Keep that shit clean op. Baby wipes are a quick solution also if your outdoors, camping and such
Adam Cooper
And that's why I got the circumcision so I don't get cunt cheese dickitis. I feel like Fucking invincible like I'm Superman over here, you dick cheese sufferer you!
Ryan Price
Imma try this.
Joshua Evans
You're not wrong. Men should almost never get a yeast infection unless their lifestyle and hygeine is awful, unless its passed from an infected parter.
OP Your girl has been lucky so far if she hasn't caught it, and it says something if she's healthy enough to fight it off and you arent.
James Jones
Do you ever put it up her ass?
Tyler Martin
Except you're wrong and you can still get it. You mutilated yourself for no good reason.
Owen Barnes
Another foreskin loser. Ahahah! I'm cut son, dick is like a refined cut diamond. You jelly?
Jordan Rogers
LoL, the broken English really made this gold3n.
Bentley Jones
Yeast and dick cheese are not the same thing. If you weren't mutilated you'd know that. Dick cheese is just a byproduct of natural oils and dead skin cells and what not. You wash your dick whenever you have a shower, its non existent.
Yeast is a fungal infection. A foreign organism, which your mutilated genitals could still get.
Hunter Brooks
You’re a disgusting fuck, dude, take a shower and get off that bottle. Nothing but fucked up shit is going to happen, if it hasn’t happened yet.
It cool to get fucked up drunk but man, if you can’t get a hold of your shit- you know it’s got you by the balls.
Take up another hobby- like chronic masturbation. Totally safe and you feel like you’re on crack after your 12th session
Nolan Adams
Addendum to the coconut oil thing, its also a great massage oil and lube. Some skin types may suffer a breakout though, so experiment a little first.
I had one ex who brought home a jar, and we'd massage each other, then have delicious coconut sex. It was amazing.
Adrian Perez
News to me, and I'm 43. Had more partners than I should have.
Cameron Wilson
Yes, for absolutely no reason mutilate your dick.
Benjamin Bennett
Sex with a hook.
Ayden Moore
No, I have still have all my nerve endings and natural skin. I'm not missing part of my dick, I don't need lube to jerk off, and sex is far better.
Joseph Jackson
Listen son, the boy gots bitch cheese on his glands and it colonized. My glands are dry. Who wins?
Evan Gray
I had an ingrown hair on my john and thought it was herpes. Once after a hot tub which was being cleaned and an anal sesh my sick was burned and I thought I had a really fucked up Sti but I was only allergic to chlorine.
Anthony Wright
You chose to get it cut bc you had phimosis. Be honest. No sane adult would do it for any other reason.
Heigine is shit as I mentioned bc I don't wash after sex just pass out bc alcohol Clearly health is shit bc alcohol
Ever think to not sound retarded and actually tell an user something They don't already know?
I know I need to quit alcohol. It's just a lot easier said than done. Weak minded, whatever you want to call me, it's something I want to do.
Alexander Long
ITT: Uncut fags troll other uncut fags by pretending to be cutfags.
Colton Parker
Uncut fools are more likely to suffer STDs. Enjoy your dick fungus.
Jaxson Cruz
Ahahahaha, yes, I had phimosis. I'm safer because of it though.
Joseph Bennett
Not you. Dry dick is not a good thing. Its meant to be protected and kept moist by the foreskin. Having a dry cracked leathery penis is not ideal. I bet its calloused and lacks feeling too.
Don't think being cut makes you immune to infections, that is a dangerous lie spread by cutfags to justify their mutilation. There is no science behind it, the one so-called study that gets cited has been debunked and discredited due to a total lack of scientific rigor or method.
Landon Morales
No you aren't. That's an urban myth. You are not safer. Also phimosis can often be treated without surgery. American doctors push mutilation as a first approach for some bizarre reason but it should be last resort.
I don't know your situation but I would not be surprised if surgery wasn't necessary.
Nathan Wilson
Couple of times but most recent was a good 3-4 months go. Can't be related.
Oh laws. Delusional much?
I can't do the chronic masturbation thing. I never fap with my wife in play but the rest of your post is spot on. I need a new hobby most deff.
Lube? You sure? It seems unnatural to stick up there..?
I win user. It'll be gone in a few days. You forever have dry dik. Sorry.
Samuel James
My dick is safer. The only weird shit I've suffered were those spiny like postules that comes and goes. Sweet fat girl I sleep with now and again, nimbled on them. Had me screaming like a bitch.
Cooper Hughes
I know that feel, been an alcoholic for 9 years now.
No the one you replied to, but if you go bareback with every pussy you encounter you deserve to get a STD.
>why do I have to use lube errytiem I fap?
Lincoln Myers
No they aren't. that is a blatant lie used to promote mutilation. There is no science behind it.
If anything having a dried out cut dick is more dangerous. What happens when dry skin cracks? microbes get in and take root.
Elijah Howard
Your dick is not safer. That is a lie you have been fed to justify it. It makes no difference.
Anthony Barnes
That was twenty four years ago. Surgery was the only method. Had a 14 year old girlfriend who told me I was cheating myself out of a good time, and when I pissed foreskin ballooned. Right after the cut, say a week, she licked it. I trembled like an earthquake. Had head before but after the cut, it was too much. She made me cum with a few licks. I miss her.
Jaxson Wright
I can cum much easier after no sex for a week. You couldn't fap for a week so you could cum easier. After all these years you still haven't realised that? Jesus user, think outside the box much?
Brandon Robinson
Maybe. Or maybe it was the exposed glands that finally got some air.
Chase Mitchell
We'll tell it straight user. Can you still cum so easily? Was it just lust and super cum filled balls at the time or has that always been your experience? If not then you know I'm right.
Samuel Martinez
And by air you mean chaffed on the inside of your underwear forecer more. Face it man, eveyone cums in secands after not fapping for weeks, If i dont fap for a few days/a week and then get some head, i cum alsmost straight away.
Brandon Brooks
Cut user left bc he knows you are right.
Jonathan Carter
You were 14 and couldn't jerk off for a week, a light breeze would have done the trick.
Bentley Jackson
This is wrong, that shit is just old wives tales and also you're gay
Owen Clark
Its all the same, so maybe because I'm older and I'm just out there to get off. When I was younger I was more overwhelmed.
I've come almost every week for years now. I try to masturbate but its kinda dull. You pay on the front end or back end. What I mean is, you pay to get off or pay a girlfriend with time, money, resources and lots of words, to get off. I prefer to pay up front or find a girl who wants a few dollars.
Adrian Powell
I was 19 and had stitches in my dick.
Joshua Ortiz
I don't know how much incompetence it takes but your doctor is fucking bullshit and you got lues. The thing on your dick is called primary chancre. Observe your lymph nodes and get fucking penicylin injection.
Bentley Gomez
Also if it was that bad, you never had head with the foreskin rolled down, right? That is how its supposed to happen. The outer foreskin is insensitive and basically a meat shield.
You'd have gotten the same experience if you'd cured it without surgery.
In any case, being cut for medical reasons is pretty valid. Your shit works and you're happy with it, so power to you.
Its when people do it to infants that is becomes an issue.
Just don't buy into the myth that it makes you safer, and don't assume it makes you better than natural folks. It's fucking obnoxious and just promotes the culture behind mutilating infants for no good reason.
Ryder Thomas
Ah my bad I misread that and thought you were 14 as well. That is kind of sketchy TBH, how was that not illegal? in any case, you were a teenager still, same point applies.
Gabriel Hughes
My Urologist disagrees with you.
Parker Brooks
>illegal
CIA deals in coke to fund black ops. Its my dick and its their pussy. If they're down I'm down.
Parker Carter
I prefer to 'pay'a gf through affection and good times and wake up beside her and have her willingly suck my dik and have her cum, as opposed to a whore who hates every second of it and just forces herself to put on an act to hopefully get you to come again so she can sustain her crack addiction or pay her bills for her half nigger kids.
You can't possibly think your lifestyle compares? I am sorry you are not good looking enough for a gf user but at least you have a job to pay for nasty hookers so you doing better than 90% of Sup Forums user. Never forget that. You are top 10% of the bottom 10%. There has to be some comfort in that right?
Your diet and general health might be worse than hers. You should think about your diet and ph balance. Maybe your woman has pro biotics inside her that you dont have. If the herpes was a one time thing maybe you had a cut on your dingus that got infected.
Jeremiah Walker
I'm happy, or at the very least satisfied. Sure its a shit show life sometimes and its lonely sometimes, but I live according to my own rules and the best part, I get to cum.
Connor Sanchez
>loli >faggot
Retard.
Levi Cook
I NEVER GOT THE HERPES. OMG LEARN TO READ Sup Forums. I don't believe I could live your lifestyle user but I respect you for making something out of what you have. I hope you meet a nice girl someday. A soulmate even? Just don't expect an 8. You are a three so expect a three. You are a five, expect a five. That's how the world seems to roll in essence. Unless you are loaded with cash.
Ryan Watson
If I could line every one of you pedifile but too scared you'd be beat up by a 12 year old wannabes I gladly would. Gtfo of this thread. You alone are worse than 100 alcoholics.
Aaron Fisher
Donest change the fact you'd be murdered in prison. 14 when you are 20 is creepy as fuck.
Gabriel Ward
I remember seeing a high cheek bone African woman who was dating a tall chad. What the fuck does he see in her, I wondered. I worked in retail at the time, and as luck would have it, she joined our work crew. She wanted to be a nurse so she joined up to afford school. Curiosity took over and fuck me, her accent, her intelligence, everything about her. She was Nigerian. Fuck me, she had that ugly High cheek bone look, but she was velvety. I wanted her. If I could marry one like her, I don't care about the race, it'd be swell.
Jayden Robinson
Boy, I'd fuck a 14 year old right now if it'd be just between her and I. Fucking DOJ is okay charging young teens as adults when it fits their narrative. Fuck them all!
William Lewis
Look, i low key agree with you, id fuck a 14 year old aswell, but it doesnt change the fact you'd be murdered in prison. Depending where you got sent
Oliver Moore
If you have the coin just import her. Hide 90% of your assets. YOLO user