/hoc/

>laffs edition

I love hokkei

IS aNdrej Sekera a good defenseman?

good thread

Ducks win cup

...

In all seriousness can the Pongs win it without Letangerine?

Whoever wins the Pens/Caps series will win the cup.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Also, it will be the Caps.

Manlets are taking over the NHL

What team that has used the trap won a cup. I need examples

How easily will Ducks win?

>shitvakia
>good
Aahahahaha, nope. Hossa is the closest to a good player, and he Cup chased like a starving dog.

Devils

jorsey

poo jersey

this brazil poster is absoluetly assblasted in any icepuck thread

here's a (you) bud

The North Mexico Mallards will not beat the Penguins

Chara > Hossa

Pens won't win without Letang

it's only Marty St. Zuccarelo

Penguins did in either 91 or 92 while they were down against the Craps.

Letang's injury will only make the boys play harder, like last year with Trevor

Literally who will stop them? The caps barely beat the leafs

laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

he's too important, someone will expose Pitt's defense before they go back-to-back

Jackets inflated how good the Pens looked

What

The only way the Craps can beat them is if they out offense the Pongs.

Best NHL players who never won Stanley Cup

1 Marcel Dionne
2 Mike Gartner
3 Adam Oates
4 Peter Stastny
5 Mats Sundin
6 Curtis Joseph
7 Daniel Alfredsson
8 Jeremy Roenick
9 Pierre Turgeon
10 Keith Tkachuk

Ducks preds >rags

Add Ovechkin to that list soon.

Honestly not too worried about the penguins defense, more worried about them having to consistently score 3 goals a game to have a chance at winning it

>no bure

Caps are exhausted and were exposed by the Leafs.

Who else can even compete with Pittsburgh without memes?

No one. Crosby and his line of manlets are unstoppable.

>rags
>ducks

My sides. Preds stand a chance only because of their defense

what the fuck am i supposed to do without hokkei today or tomorrow?

fucking nigger iihf fix your tourney schedule

Will Crosby go down in the top 10 of all time by the time he retires?

Watch CHL playoffs

O I L E D
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>bure

When is it our year?

nashville 2017

>How easily will Ducks win?
They're getting OILED bro.

he already is a top 10 all time user

I'm number 1 on the /hoc/ bracketchallenge
Oh boy

goddamn deviant art is so casual

Bullshit. His numbers will drop as he gets older.

just like they were suppose to plummet after his concussion?

King Karl will usurp the throne from King Hank

>no Thornton
I'd put him under Oates.

when did jumbo joe confirm his retirement?

saturday

kek

>implying he's not done
>implying he's ever winning one at this rate
lol the time of charity cup runs are dead and gone

oh, didn't realize there was an actual group for this. SAD!

sorry boys, ducks making a cup run this year

>vacationing canadian is actually retarded
this explains a lot

I'M NOT FUCKING CANADIAN PAL, STOP.

>getting past mcdavid
lmao

post a timestamp picture outside your window then you little fucking bitch

oh you wont

>McMeme

t.leaf

IM NOT YOUR PAL, BUDDY

>no Bure, Nabokov, Kovalchuk

>face the worst team in the playoffs, win the series off the fact that they haven't won in Your building in 13+ years
>forget your history of choking to good teams
>w-we cup run!!!

is it acceptable to grow your playoff beard while your team is still in the ploffs or does it make you seem like an autist

>3 shitters

I don't need ducks. Fuck ducks.

>oilers
>good teams

I can see the Ducks losing to Nashville or St Louis but I think they will finish off the last Canadian team.

Don't let Sup Forums dictate what you do

acceptable and encouraged

Go to sleep, Don

when did our nations capital stop being in canada?

Autistic. Don't do it or the consequences will never be the same.

ducks will lose to the preds

>thinking the sens have an inkling of a chance

ducks will lose to the oilers

i havent shaved since a week before the playoffs started anyway and its getting alllah snackbar tier; was gonna do it now but figured id keep it for the ploffs

Mario Lemieux > Gretzky

I'm gonna be an oilers fan now
What do I need to know about the oilers ducks series?

>he rates the >rags

Those are Norwegian trees okay?

When does round 2 start?

west is wed

I'm jealous of your beard growing abilities. Our family doesn't grow nice beards unfortunately.

Ducksfags think Kesler and Getzlaf are gonna bully the Oilers, but they've conveniently forgotten about Lucic, Maroon, Kassian, Nurse, and Gryba.

Should be a fun, fast-paced series.

Jagr babby but I guess that isnt any better than being a kurri babby

>snow

>Jagr baby
Confirmed retarded

>sleep
>at 1pm

Fuck off Evgeni

Both dirty teams, going to be a great series

Snor på Ostlandet i dag.

ok I want you to live and definitely not kill yourself

Tikkanen babby tbqh lad

looks like alberta

reblog this tweet if you've ever been to a stanley cup parade

not so fast flags without 50 glorious stars and 13 glorious stripes

>being born in the 90s

SAD!

>amerifucks

93 MTL boii

how do we get more russians to post on /hoc/?

oh id already been to my second pongs parade by then and two since

fuck off we're full