Anyone got good green text stories or Sup Forums shenanigans?

Anyone got good green text stories or Sup Forums shenanigans?

shameless self bump

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I’m trying OP but I think it’s just the two of us

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I need the fucking archive link for that, look at all those goddamn people reacting to the last one.

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Why would you hide a boner

Sorry, don't have

This is the epitome of why you should never try to turn a hoe into a housewife. A damn pity that these dudes dont know how to kick them to the curb and leave. Thats why so many of these chicks feel entitled and empowered.

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Honor killings are going to make a real comeback desu

This actually makes me really fucking sad, this poor kid just wanted a connection with someone and it sounds like nobody ever slapped him in the mouth and told him to do better. It's tough when you're raised without conflict and the first real issue you have to deal with is one with love. Most of us grow up getting in fights, or dealing with adversity for any number of reasons, but this kid it doesn't sound like ever had that. So he goes into highschool full of people who have, and when some dumb bitch wants to eat her cake and have it too, they take advantage of the way he is. I'm glad my dad beat the fuck out of me, and for all the kids who bullied through middle school, at least learning how to pick yourself up without losing ground can keep you from this. He's probably never going to trust a woman again.

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I posted the story of how I fucked the shit out of my gf's little sister the other night, I forgot to save the screenshots though.

Main reason I'm saying it is cause I'm going around my girls family's house today for christmas and the mrs wont be there for a few hours.

holy shit tell us what happens

I will brother.
I can't take any nudes though, she's still only 16.

But I'll snap any good shots I can get.

Kek

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interest piqued

I'll turn on my pc in a sec and go through my 20 hidden folders for the one pic I have.

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not bad lol

Wtf lol why is this obviously fake and satire stuff so fucking funny. maybe it's something that comes with age and cynicism

This whole topic has been gold so far and I'm only a few in

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Dumping my /k/ stuff.

This is the only pic I have on my pc cause the Mrs is nosy as fuck.

If I get any good pics today or if we fuck again I'll be sure to post a thread on here.

I have still couple left.

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aaaaand just like that, topic's dead

gj

absolute alpha

screencaping yourself
fag