Just got my onahole

Just got my onahole
what do my Sup Forumsros think?

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it's fucking gay

>being this much of a beta

Nice hole! take a red ribbon and tie it around her waist :)

take a rope and tie it around your neck

Show its ass.

I guess haha
I hide my onaholes from my gf which is easy because Im mostly over at hers. They feel way better then real grills tho and thats why I have it :)

what happens if u cum inside it? is it easy to clean out

I put the tap inside the ass and just flush bro

Fuck it and make pics, user.

Straight up dont have lube and Im uncut so im to sensetive for spit

*too sensetive for spit
just ordered a pint of lube

You probably shouldn't use it today, so you don't risk having a moment while you are fucking it in which you look around and realize this is how you are spending christmas and therefore greatly enhancing your chances of having a suicide attempt.

I need a timestamp or else this thread is wasting my time

uncut ftw

Where did you get this loli onahole?

which onahole is that? link?

amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00Y8L9C7O?ie=UTF8&redirect=true

Hahhahaa omfg the pictures people are uploading.

LOOK UPON THE FACE OF TERROR, AND REPENT!

Well dang! That is a pretty impressive onahole if i do say so myself. Where do you live? How much did you pay for the delivery?

I wanted one of these puni ana but are too expensive and heavy.

How it feels? is worth the money?

havent tried but reviews say 9.5/10

there is some weeeeeiiiiiird shit in reviews

Go Big or Go Home OP

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santa came early

This is some of the most pathetic shit in the world.

mine propably feels better inside but its cool bro
and I couldnt hide that from my family or gf

what about dildos homie?

U seem jealous

i thought i had a sad life until i saw this thread. absolutely. i'm jealous that i can never demean myself to this point

That's not a loli tho

Its not nearly as fun tho

waste of fucking money that could've gone to (((charity)))

i wonder if customs have become numb to opening boxes that seem to contain a headless child or are you on a watch list now

where did you buy the pillow, send pic of pillow and link

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Kek

there better be some porn of this

one night in the not so distance future, you'll find yourself out in the middle of nowhere, digging a hole to bury the dismembered remains of your girlfriend...

charity makes victims.

>those fucking tits tho
Jesus christ just buy a normal sized one if youre going that route

Have you ever tried butt stuff? Way better than fucking dolls.

I would have gotten them smaller but you can't beat this price tag

I disagree; better than an irresistible mental urge to turn your penis outside in & call it a vagina.

>(((charity)))
waste of money that could've gone to absolutely anything else, including a fuck doll.

The thing is the doll is more fun as a toy than it is as a sex toy

Great for carpool, i guess

For $100 more you could have gotten the whole doll.

more?

mine has better material, plastic skeleton, better texture

My doll is too smol
and my city isn't some bitch ass carpool city

That can only come of the mouth of a lying virgin. You don't have a girlfriend. And no this bullshit is not better than real sex you betacuck. Kys

No Lewds sorry bro not my doll

>that price
Tempted to buy one but i need to save my neet bux

I'm getting a bad dragon fleshlight
I wish i went with an insertable doll vagina so that i could have put that in there instead and cleaning would have been easier.

Yeah yours probably has the superior interior texture because thats all its made for

>no this bullshit is not better than real sex
Sounds just like the opinion of someone who's never had one

i've been wanting to get scarlet for a couple years now.

Gonna Tell Yall up front
don't get a doll over 140 cm They're heavy and unwieldly AF

Sure 40Lbs is not that heavy but its awkward as hell to pick it up

That's true. I never had plastic pussy because I'm not a sad virgin. Sorry

Love the assumption that anyone with one of these must be a virgin.
Couldn't possibly be because they're better both in terms of feeling & not having to put up with an actual female's bullshit. Cheaper too.

my boy on point

"Not having to put up with an actual female's bullshit." Holy fuck. You're truly an Autist and probaply will never experience real love. I'm kinda sorry for you dude...

>real love
>"real"

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Love is a Lie the best thing you can hope for is a chick you enjoy spending time with

Thats the closest thing to love there is

Yes, real love. Shocking, right?

gabriel geh schlafen

thats fucking sad
>feel bad for shinobu

>not a trap
Plebeian

I want it where did you buy?

>Shocking, right?
Yes, I didn't realize there were still people on here naive enough to believe this is actually a thing that exists in reality.
I'm almost envious of your optimism.

"Love is a lie"
Just because we can explain that love is a chemical reaction and nothing magical doesn't mean that it doesn't exist or a lie.

mine is funniest than yours...

Oh you special snowflake with an IQ of 200 exposed our nature. You should win an nobel prize.

>love is a chemical reaction and nothing magical
And therefore nothing that "needs" two actual living people to accomplish.
You can get a close enough facsimile of it from a doll. Cheaper, easier to maintain, will never leave or die, doesn't require 10,000 failed attempts to 'maybe' attain; truly a superior choice all around. Fuck the haters.

Explaining it chemically makes it sound like the people who fall in love are Junkies

Willing to put themselves in harms way just to get a fix.

But that's what I'm talking about. You can't reach that with a doll unless you're an autistic fuck. Well that's the majority of Sup Forums so you won.

Holy shit you dumb fuck, everything you do, every choice you make can be explained chemically. Now go jump off a bridge

Where the fuck can i get one of these?

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kill yourself you sad fuck

>You can't reach that with a doll unless you're an autistic fuck
You don't even look for that from an actual female unless you're a naive dumbass.
Autism is superior in this case.

Aliexpress my dude i got my doll for $250 with free shipping from china

Just look up 100Cm sex doll and you should find it

One thing dolls are badly missing is the female chemicals like feromones and such. Too bad when you fuck a piece of plastic. Though they got their advantages but still would be much better with actual female chemicals.

i Don't get it? out of all the things people could bitch and baby rage about on this site, they choose sex dolls to be the most upset about.

>reallymakesyouthink.jpeg

why the giant hole where the pussy shall be?

You're right anons, this is hilarious!