I need something witty to tell her Sup Forums

I need something witty to tell her Sup Forums

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you've already ruined it cya kid

I cringed

She is obviously not intrested op bin the dull bitch. And I'm sure your little mind can come up with a comeback.

What this guy said.
You fucked yourself, m8.

>selling yourself
don't ever
like-- to anyone, anything. anywhere, anytime. never
selling yourself is basically just the red flag for denial. people who see it and aren't retards will immediately see your ego is inflated by some third party-- autism, asperger's, sociopathy, etc etc

Apologise for being so weird and not getting a hint. Don’t look at this thread to save the bad feelings that Sup Forums laughing at you will bring. Maybe hang yourself?

>ME getting lucky to kiss YOU? Lol

How can someone get roasted so savagely and feel no heat?

>dont like anything spicy
>offers to take her out for tacos
>thinks tacos are a big deal on NYE

tell her
>damn I thought you didn't like spciy!

then never talk to her again

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kek I don't even know what to say

"Well let's face it, you're on Tinder, that makes you part of the dregs of society. Women like you always end up alone with a nonwhite child stuck to dating blacks because no self-respecting white man will ever give you the time of day when they find out you have a mixed race child."

oh boy

Smooth

Jesus

Should I just unmatch?

Send her this

This. how are people this bad at talking to women?

Jesus you're sad. Eating peppers? You sound like you have to use strings to your cock and puppeteer it to have it resemble an erection

This, unles you are a 10/10 chad then you can, but then again you can pretty much say anything and still get laid

Check this girl out. She hasn't responded

This!

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what
is this real life

The autismo is real.

Fuck stop messaging you autisimo

how can someone be this autistic

OP has stumbled on an amazing new game where you send women the most cringe messages possible and gauge reactions.

This is now a cringe thread.

still with the peppers? what is your fucking problem.

Motherfucker cringe

Jesus Christ dude its like you dont want to succeed and cant help throwing your spaghetti

what in the peppers

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no if you are lucky you will survive.

Me three

rofl those messages are so fucking cringe

Omg so cringe

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She said she wa pansexual

Cmon guys I'm trying...

Cringe thread?

>I’ve only seen this raw autism once before

Give up. Switch the grinder and try your luck again. This is painful to read

Wait so you realised a line did not work. You still do it again wtf? Also why the fuck are you bringing up others like that op?

No peppers this time?

jesus op you're trying way too hard its hurting my insides

I did this all before I started the thread

Ask her to eat som peppers with you. Bitches love peppers

Chad

what the fuck is this seriously

God damn OP, you are a hopeless wreck.
I'm out.

ll messages must include pepper eating OP or a faggot

This one's pretty good, not as a pickup line, but still.

Weak AF kid

Heres a fresh one. What should I say?

bring in the peppers

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Thats what i always say.

Beautiful OP... now ask her for her height, weight, and zipcode

Show bobs and vegene

you would actually be better off making a dubs thread, even Sup Forums could not fuck it up this bad

I got some spicy peppers for the two of us.

Post a pic of your face, OP.

good do this op

don't say anything, just delete the app

>says she is pan sexual
>make fun of her sexuality
good call bro

>paying for tinder gold
lel

invite her over for peppers

I've got one hand in my pocket and the other holding a pepper

Send her this happy poop

hey siera do u like pappers

OP you are legit my hero man I feel like you are subconsciously creating satirical art, which makes fun of the pickup culture of tinder with shitty pickup lines being the mainstream. Even if that's not the case, at least i now know I won't ever have any trouble finding a way to convey loneliness in a difficult time.

May I kill you?!

Do you wanna get a look at my spicy habañero?

Ever given a guy a prostate exam?

Ask her if she wants to be the lucky girl to eat peppers with you

If you don't ask her to eat hot peppers, I'm going to be disappointed

I came here to eat peppers and fuck bitches
And I'm all out of peppers

Have you ever been fucked with a habanero pepper? Last girl bailed

dubs for ya
i guess you got your new pick up line m8

how do you get matches. I can't even get one match :

"ME lucky enough to be killed by YOU??"

Pepper

he pays for it

can I eat a pepper out of your asshole?

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pepper:

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That maneuver is known as the Tasmanian devil

If you can't get even one match paying isnt gonna help

>mfw this thread

DON'T MAKE TOO MUCH FUN OF THIS GUY, I GUESS MOST PEOPLE HERE WOULD SUCK AT TALKING TO GIRLS EVEN SUCH AS OP DOES

OP Text: hi i am a loser with a boring job and I would never leave you please go with me

This boy

If trips say "May I shit in your cunt m'lady?"

Holy fuck is this some kind of joke? Genuinely made me laugh.

Holy shit I laughed so hard

Hello I am looking for girl to be my wife and possibly start a Ponzi Scheme with. Please don’t be a cop. I promise that I won’t cry for more than 2 minutes when I cum before I even put it in. If you’re lucky I’ll show you my bioninycle collection BUT ONLY IF YOURE LUCKY.

Tell sierra you would causally like to blow a load on that mole on her face.

come back op, I want more spicy pickup lines

fuck that shit if I can't smoke weed then what's the point

You did ok with the first message then you just fuckin de railed yourself

PLS OP POST MORE