Girlfriend is gonna be gone for a whole week, how can I not be sad?

Girlfriend is gonna be gone for a whole week, how can I not be sad?

You could be an hero?

>1 week
>an hero
no thx

Cheat with the lowered odds of being caught.

>have miscellaneous sex with strange men
>turn homosexual
>???
>profit

Sorry, too ugly to cheat

Not a bad idea, but I'm straight

How do you know if you've never tried?

My uncle

>1 week
>sad
>girlfriend

user plz

jelly?

No man my gf was gone for like 3 months this summer, but I wasn't a little bitch about it.

roll for this

Roll trips and Ill do it

I always enjoy some time without my girl. Helps me to get my head straight, and afterwards there is more we can talk about.
Also fapping and playing vidya. its pretty awesome, no need to be sad

True I guess, I just love seeing her and she loves seeing me.

You'll always cherish something even more if it is gone for a little while

VR faps and BF1 got me through the summer but then my gf came back and I almost forgot because I didn't care after all the VR fapping

go gay

I ordered the Vive a week ago, I'll do that

1 week turn around for sex doll repairs ain't that bad man.

Ok listen OP... Normally it's pretty easy not to turn into a pathetic bitch minutes after she left you. She is propably just getting sick of your beta bullshit and enjoys sucking a cock much bigger than yours right now. Guess you have to learn it the hard way, but that is just the way it is. Girls love cocks and by reading your thread i'll guess yours is pretty small.

Please stop crying and realize that she really has no other option than sucking this cock while telling the other man that she "usually doesn't do that". Let her feel special for a week. Let her enjoy life without this pathetic creature in her way all the time - just this week. She needs the attention of an alpha cock and you can't provide her anything comparable.

go ahead. Just make sure not to squeeze your balls dry so you can give her a welcome home fuck, too.

Reasonable

Hey everyone, I found a lonely neckbeard

Bitch, I could fuck your dirty housewive mom in minutes

>in minutes
That's how long you'd last

My situation in a nutshell:
>Meet girl
>Girl is dealing with mental problems
>Did my best to help her for 10 months
>She commited suicide.
>Reason of death: Overdosis
>During christmas

At least your girl will come back.

What a pussy

You’re a fucking pussy too

propably if you put aside the saggy tits

...

at least give us some context to her being to good to cheat on?

Most loyal girl I've seen

And what does this loyalty look like?

dude fuck off

wake up it's almost 2018

"loyal girl"

hah

this is the damn truth right here

hehheeh all girls are evil and they just use men
>every girl is my ex

yeah you know how the world works

user for president

there's nothing wrong with enjoying your own sexuality. doesn't matter if male or female.

but dude... don't lie to yourself. they all want the D

i never said they didn't i'm just pretty sure that not all girls go out and cheat on their boyfriends

girls aren't that much different from guys they want sex just as much as you do

/r/incels

kys redditard

Take your mind off of it by taking care of you. Take a walk. Catch up on your reading.

Visit that cute little shop you've been meaning to visit. Go shopping and buy yourself something cute just because you deserve it!

If you still have time, schedule a visit with your gynecologist and get a prescription for whatever is making your pussy hurt.