Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

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Who are you?
How did you get in here?

Force feed her bacon

Ask to marry

tell her to suck my penis!! xDDD

The better question is, what does she do when I walk in?

Casually glance to see if she noticed the box of fleshlights and porn stashed in the corner by the bed, next to the garbage can of discarded jizz tissues.

"Take off your shoes and socks. leave"

Enis

Kick the cunt out of my bedroom and go to sleep.

"You have to eat this bowl of eggs"

here wanna see this website i go to a lot? it's called Sup Forums

Remain still. Tay Rex can sense movement.

well since she broke into there nobody will know if she goes missing and disappear for a while

so i would start begging her to take me to disney land

Call the cops, it is home invasion.

I'd take a pic of her and then I'd make this exact same thread.

Empty the magazine

i would kill myself because i would die happy right there

Pull out my phone and start filming her, demand why she broke into my house. Call the police, sue her for trespassing, live off the winnings for the rest of my life.

Why does this bitch look like a rat? Sauce?

sleep

be incredibly nice and civil to her so she doesn't write a mean song about me

I say, "Aww, not this again. Taylor... we talked about this. It's not happening."

newfriends dont even know how to green text
lurk more

Turn 360° and walk away

>Turn 360° and walk away

WTF? You'd be facing the same direction, faggot.

>call police
>sue her for millions
>become chad
>casually bump into her again
>become boyfriend
>leave relationship in dramatic fashion
>sue for more millions
>mfw next song she writes is about me

newfag

lmao have you never heard that?
newfag alert

I would desperately try with my hands to get her butt cheeks to wiggle

Id ask to take a picture with her but she'd accuse me of grabbing her non-existent ass. No thanks

screech WHAT THE FUUUUCK at the top of my lungs

Oi. This bitch again. I fuck her good one time years ago and she keeps showing up in my home again and again. I get it... you came buckets, but you really need to leave me alone now Taylor.

Say "let me clear you a seat"
and start wiping my face with my hand

ask her if she's hungry.

Ask her what she's still doing here

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Beat the shit out of her bacause all women are thot

So you'd walk into her again. Go back to math class dumb kid.....

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