What's wrong with my dick /b ?

What's wrong with my dick /b ?
This weird growth came up lately and hurts whenever I touch it? Anyone know a cure?

sup phimobro

I'm not expert but looks like an ingrown hair. Pop it, cry a little, and move on with your life

Nice baby dick. That's either a serious ingrown hair, or more likely, a cyst.

Cut that bitch open with a sterile razor blade, dig out the sac inside, and it'll heal. Make sure you get it all.

That is a giant fucking foreskin

Do you want an itemized list of all the things wrong with your dick? Because I count at least 5 at first glance.

Chop the whole dick off. It’s ugly.

I need one

Agreed. Ugliest thing I've seen

Why even ask when you know the answer is herpes...Pop that shit, let it scab over. Enjoy doing the same thing twice a year, pending you keep the thing clean. Judging by all the extra skin you don't, so more like 4-5 times a year...

5?? Tell me, I can only count 3

I legit thought that was a finger when i first saw the thumbnail
>dubs

What are your 3 and I'll fill in the blanks

>dubs

Wrong, Mr. Bond

...

It's tiny
My foreskin is too big
It has a horrible cyst on it

Your dick looks like a fucking ant eater

Check'd and kek'd

Video of you popping that shit and post the YouTube link here

Ah way ahead of me

Trips of truth

>phimobro

zit or ingrown hair pop that motherfucker, show results.

kek

kek

smh dickskin in this day and age...acne dick acne dick hahhaaahahah

Had one of those once. Its an abcess there is 2 ways of going about it. You can be a pussy and go to the in a couple of days. Or you can man the fuck up, take a really sharp knife (preferably a box cutter), cut it open, squeeze all that nasty shit out, apply hydrogen peroxide, bandage it up and clean it so it doesnt get infected. Your choice user.

>This weird growth came up lately and hurts whenever I touch it? Anyone know a cure?
No idea, but there's even a pimple on the weird growth itself. The growth however looks like some really malformed miniature boob/nipple.

RIGHT on the foreskin! Now you have every reason to get cut.

looks like a warty witches finger

POP AND POST AFTERMATH

needle works better

pull foreskin over yer head and bite the zit

you at a gloryhole

Go to the doctor**

Uncut, that's what's wrong.

This is a cute idea I could take advantage of.

needs to listen to , or perhaps just doesn't care about their body enough not to rip it open with a fucking box cutter.

slap hot iron to it bucko

...

Wait, that's needs to listen to . Damn I wasted my trips!

You have the penis of a Goblin.

...

I'm trying to squeeze it and it's just going even more red, I'm gonna get a razor

What about the bird's nest of hair all around it?

pop it out from the inside gomer

there you go

holy fuck i thought my dick was small

What's right with it....

Nothing to worry about. I had one so big once that I had a fucking hole in my dick for about a week! But this thing still soldiers on to give bitches regrets

Get circumcised, bro.

Lel

Looks like the side view of a foot

OK there is blood coming out

...

no worry OP cant hold more than a drop or two

Circumcision

...

It is just fat fagg

...

stop cutting and squeeze
blood will be dark red
blood with pus will be streaky or bright red
infections will be green or yellow

time date stamp or it didn't happen

nice
nice roll

you've a dick like the oiksy poisky dude from Noahs Island, fuck your actually unhygienic life

Some pus has come out, but it's clear. I'm gonna get the rest out now

between the bush and that anteater peter
im disgusted

hahahahaha damn son, but op delivered

Now cut that extra foreskin off

op delivers

cut bush weave a scarf

Holy fuck, I have heard of foreskin but thats a fiveskin at least.

Pussy. A real man would use an industrial vacuum cleaner

>fiveskin
i keked

it looks like a fucking earth worm, thats whats wrong with it

it's called a foreskin, you should've had it removed at birth so your dick doesn't look like an ant - eater. it's not too late, go talk to your doctor