You must live the rest of your life in one of the Congos

You must live the rest of your life in one of the Congos.

Which do you choose?

Republic of Congo.
I'd unironically visit the country if it wasn't so dangerous.

Democratic Republic

Except as a white Belgian

In 1908

Probably the first one Brazzaville seems somewhat bearable

Brazzaville. It's a shithole, but at least people aren't literally raped to death or being forced to eat their parents. Fuck the DRC.

why is this allowed?

I shoot myself at the airport

Pic-related is the best Congo

Suicide

if you kill yourself you will wake up in congo

Suicide again

No thanks

Congo Brazzaville of course

Republic of Congo. DRC has had another ebola outbreak.

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rape is legal in dr congo

Republic of Congo
Anything with DRP in it's name is bad news

drc because its so much bigger. lots of space for activities

I kill myself at the gate of the airport.
No but unironically either is fine. Its so bad that its almost good.

Wrong. The rule is that if the name has anything like "democratic republic" or "people's republic" etc its better than the counterpart. Case in point china>formosa, best korea>worst korea, congo>other congo

the d...democratic one?

Meant to reply to of course

Congrats you fucked up

DRC knows how to handle those though.

Congo-Brazzaville

DRC borders are so fucked up it's hilarious
Fucking Belgians

DRC. I feel an intense desire to visit despite the circumstances, or maybe because of them.

Isnt one of the Congos good in the world cup? Id go to that one