Friendly reminder that if you're browsing Sup Forums right now you are a sad faggot

Friendly reminder that if you're browsing Sup Forums right now you are a sad faggot.

That's true. I am

Me too.

Even if I'm opening presents with my family and holding my girlfriend?

I have a nice family. I can only stand them for about 20 minutes at a time

Same, also nice get

Oh damn I could've gotten a free steam game in that other thread lol

Reminder: If you go on b to call everyone a sad faggot you are the sad faggot. Have some Christmas cheer at least you dick

Friendly reminder if you post threads on Sup Forums you're a massive cum guzzling cuck.

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holy shit how did you even know?!

ha

b-but you are also browsing Sup Forums

Ironic

This, my family is lovely. I'm just a jaded POS so here I am alone. Probably gonna get high in a bit and call it a night.

watching peaky blinders with my lady, after sex, just ate a couple caramels and cuddling my cat. couldn't be happier. everyone's got good presents. if the goddamn buccaneers hadn't lost, it'd be perfect

You sad faggot.

Cant argue with that

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I know you are, you said you are but what am I?

Stop projecting. Loser

I mean you aren't wrong

Thanks for being friendly about.

me too thanks

Well you aren't wrong in the least bit.

Why?