Found some dick suck trying to sell an unopened SNES classic for fucking $200...

Found some dick suck trying to sell an unopened SNES classic for fucking $200. Assholes like him are the reason nobody can get them now. Any ideas on how I can fuck with him?
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Here's the post in case anyone is interested
(facebook) com/marketplace/item/1533548536730611

Your fault for wanting to buy autism comfort blanket consoles. How many unopened consoles do you think are just fucking floating in the ether? Literally kill yourself for having such shit taste. -1 for pedobait OP.
>man makes honest living selling rare item
>”My autismbux can’t afford it! How can I make him hurt the way I hurt?”

Buy a raspberry pi 3, install retropie, download all SNES roms, all Genesis roms, all GB/GBA roms, all NES roms, all Master System roms, upload to 64gb microSD and still have room for Kodi and some PS1 games.

Welcome to last year. Now let the normies squabble about their SNES classics as you enjoy all the nostalgia in one device.

Lol, k, you can go back to posting andy sixx threads

Nice trying to shrug off your shame by Shitposting and grasping at straws. Are you done being retarded now?

Get a job and buy your stupid thing, that'll show him

We have one in the brake room. We don't even play it, the games are lame

If anything, get a hold of a snes case or the classic case and put the raspberry pi in there

Get an emulator, nostalgia-fag.

So because he was smart enough to hold onto an old system for a future investment that makes him an asshole?

I think you're the asshole here. You're just upset he has one and you don't. And don't even try to say if roles were reversed you wouldn't be trying to turn a profit, you fucking faggot.

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They really aren't that hard to come by.

>Welcome to economics 101!
>Supply and demand

>buy raspberry pi (or similar cheap minicomputer)
>read some easy ass tutorial online
>SNES classic with every game ever made for under $100
>also play every game for NES, master system, genesis, PSX, etc, etc

Dude just saved you from buying a mistake

This.

If you don't have the money to waste $200 just because you feel like it, then you better learn to work, because life's going to be hard.

You can only afford to be lazy if you've got money. There's really no reason to bitch.

Wait... are they actually rare now?

I have like 4. Opened of course.

>honest living
>price gouging
Pick one.

Bimp

suck his dick

that'll show him. just hold him down and rape him with your mouth. turn him gay for you.

make him leave his wife and kids, then walk out on him.