A spaceship lands in your yard and this comes out to greet you

A spaceship lands in your yard and this comes out to greet you.

How do you respond?

Get the fuck off my property

*Gun in hands*
Fuck off my lawn, space niggers

Fuck off space niggers, we're full.

Wanna fug?

Kill it you fucking furfag loser

You know I'm fishing that double-dick up on out of that cock slit and jerking it off reach-a-round while pounding that little twink in the butthole.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Underated

It has tits - the rules for this are clearly established.

Put on a nice banquet. All kinds of roasted treats, the best chefs around will lay the table with their exotic foods, it will be a beautiful renaissance painting capturing an important moment in our lives and we deserve a feast

Before I mount this bitch on the table and pound her ass as a welcome to earth

this

...

It's clearly a male

...

Show penis

By showing the sexy space lizard this picture of Earths leader.

That's not Kim Jong Un!

Why yes, I am available for interbreeding purposes

That's not a jew

Um...h-hi, how’s life life?

Then proceed to walk inside and carry on playing vidya

Then I'll make him feel like a fucking girl

And away she flys back to her home planet.

>inhabitants report
>Terrans
>first contact: "too spaghetti"

With my mouth over her massive cock

>/d/ is leaking

How did I not notice this board before, thanks for the recommendation user

Quit dicking around and post porn of her.

Come out to greet in return.

Wait, is this a trick question? I can't tell.

>^THIS
We didn't come here for any other reason

honestly probley get scared of whatever landed in my back yard might shoot me with a lazer or something

id just be peeking out a tiny crack in the curtains hoping it dont notice or come to the door

I'm on the artists page, not sure there is porn of her (yet) unfortunately

M8, they ain't the police

>it walks to your door
>it's holding what looks like a book or box
>you can't tell for sure
>you hear a knock
>your heart skips
>you start to panic
>"maybe it's friendly"
>then you hear from the other side of the door
>"have you heard the good news?"

yea its something that landed in my yard with some weird looking space ship wearing a flight suit

yea its a normal thing to see nothing to worry about

Drink with her

I like your priorities

just be really quiet and hope it wont break the door down

say hi, hope they dont kill me, ask if I can leave earth, maybe succ some lizid dick

> fuck off space niggers, were full
> you can crash on the moon if you want

This can also apply to

And then fuck her with passion

And then drink again in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

and then sexy times again
in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

>I'm not a furry I like aliens
>so what if they look like anthro animals their aliens not furries

Triing to say hello...

Nah nigga you gay, but I would fuck that lizard

n-n....
no?

I too would fuck the lizard

I mean

Who wouldn't fuck space lizard?

Not that one nibba you gay or sth?

If you say so

i'd absolutely molest a space lizard in space

100% would lay in bed with on a cold night in spaceship
maybe fuck
maybe

Yeah that pretty fucked up man it kinda discusses me, christ meaby I'm the one who is fucked in the head

you cant lie the thought's already there. you'd do it without a single hesitation

That's the spirit

But this one is slick, I'ld fuck this one

i said maybe

I like discussing things too

not a single hesitation

I like the OP lizard more but I also like this lizard because she's smooth af

I ask the reptile why it has mammaries.

maybe
im not saying 100% but maybe

Nah, reptiles have scales, it's gay salamander or weird frog and I ain't touching that stuff with my penos

DICK IT DOWN

Maybe there just fat deposits or some other organ. The reffrence pic shows no nipples so they arn't mammaries.

oh ok 99.5%

smash head in take as pet. she has no right on earth but to be eaten.

eaten everyday.

That's understandable

maybe higher maybe lower

Sweet, merciful crap, you furfags are a desperate lot. You'd fuck her sweet cloaca good and hard, right?

this, obviously.

what do you think, that i'm some filthy specieist?!

beat it unconscious and take it as a sex slave... hide the spaceship ...

cant deny it

Was just offering an explination. In reality she has tits because anthropomorphic.

Sharks don't have legs arms hair wear clothing or talk yet you can find shark girl porn.

Also yes yes I would

Express admiration for Shadowscales, ask to buy some sleeping tree sap, then pickpocket the key to the spaceship to line the chests of Breezehome with loot.

That's what I'm talking about

Wew lad

it's not rape if i'm willing

god no
no
not going into a bed in a spaceship with that
no

>not wanting to fuck a dinosaure

that one looks better

trex just looks like itl bite

i'd beat it with a shovel

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Came here for this. Wasn't disappointed.

>>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Yup, walk right towards the short bus.

how do you fap with a shovel can you explain that to me?

I hold it down and rip off its clothing. Find a hole and fuck it.
If there ain't one, then I make one.

>hide the spaceship

It has a mouth so it's safe to assume it has atleast one hole down there

mouth has those needle razor sharp teeth though

Get her a cute little ring gag then

You misunderstood

She has a mouth, so she probably eats, if she does its safe to assume she has an exit hole.

So if she dosnt have an alien pussy she will atleast have an ass.

that doesn't fix the razor teeth thing

This is my kind of logic

Punch it in the face and call it an idiot, because lizards don't lactate and therefore don't have tits.

>How do you respond?

GET THAT SHIT OFF MY LAWN

Obviously I'd rip off her clothes and rape her.

Succ on her toes

I say "bah weep granah weep ninni bong "

BAH WEEP GRANAH WEEP NINNI BONG!

I would probably freeze in fear, not from meeting an alien, but from having to interact with something that looks like a woman