PIRATES @ CUBS thread

ESPNball time

Anderson vs. Kuhl

has anyone seen pirate captain?

PIRATES
also
FUCK BLACKOUTS

>all these pie rat trip faggots

He's back on heroin again.

Pirates will pitch a no hit today

I'm going to watch this, tonight.

Sterling Marte will hit for the cycle today

why is the stadium empty?

>Rizzo stealing a base

how?

Cubs fans hate travelling to Pittsburgh its a terrible city

jej

My no hitter is still in effect

>two walks already
Oh boy, my body is ready.

yep

>1-0

rizzo needs to be traded for pitching

>Pirates playing with great unis
>Cubs with this fucking jersey
Why.jpg

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I am REALLY enjoying jason heyward being good

DINGER

Is Heyward going to come good?

Just get rid of Cervelli already, he's a fucking liability. Diaz is down at AAA and he can CATCH and THROW properly, unlike Cervelli

FUCK man Heyward is a god so far

no-hitter still in effect

heyward is back on the juice...80 games suspension incoming

This gimmick is GOOD

Keep it up bub.

Fucking cubs

At least our hockey team didn't get swept

>Game's tied on zero, Pirates with 2 outs, goes 0-2 on a 22 year old dude

>Now it's 4-0

When did Heyward become a good hitter?

long, boring day

who has a really corny joke??

nobody cares about furpuck

He's always been one, had one bad year and people freaked out

more or less his whole career aside last year

tiny pic is small

me too

what for snacks?

when he stole Dexter Fowler's mojo

get this snoreball shit off ESPN, jemele and michael are supposed to be on

Why you watching this? Bball playoffs on.

>apehoop
No thanks LeDarius

Just went for a jog and had whey and dinner. Maybe later I'll have coconut but not now.

>unironically watching apehoop

doubles never lie I love that game show

>luckdribble

Nope. Would rather watch gay fucking porn

Tesco meal deal reporting in ;_;7

ooooooooooh!!

is that something people do?
>eating a whole CoCo Nut

jajajajajajaja apehoop LeDarius

>Maybe later I'll have coconut t

Holy fuck, pirates have a gorgeous park

>whole
Seriously implying there. I eat a coconut per week, max.

it is nice - a shame no one showed up for the game

polish sausage or coconut

It's cold and rainy, I am not surprised desu

that's still a weird story for a Meriiburger to hear

coconut is a topping for us, not a meal
like for ice cream and.... pudding

coconut shrimp

my black queen, to bad she loves eating puss puss

McCutchen will look great in blue and white

thank you, there's a great example

thats a female?

are you sure?

wow what a shit fanbase

yeah thats me jayjay

>ewwwwwwwww

It's not a meal here too, but it's great to heat a dry coconut, then break it and cut the meat into pieces and have them for a bite for when you are not having M&M's or pretzels.

dem lips are so fukken kissable

I'm sure they're all watching at home

they just don't want the wet ass

that's sounds tasty AF

>tfw to intelligent to watch the pie rats

>it's great to heat a dry coconu
get some real food would you please

>but it's great to heat a dry coconut, then break it and cut the meat into pieces and have them for a bite for when you are not having M&M's or pretzels.

Is there any good player that Yanks fans don't talk shit about buying?

Downtown Pittsburgh is actually a very beautiful city, as are a lot of the old industrial revolution era buildings. It's just everything else about the city that's shit.

Like what? A triple stacker with extra bacon and an Oreo shake?

It is, but don't take it in excess due to fats.

most of the guys on their own roster

jokes on you fucker BK discontinued stackers of any kind

now that the baseball season is over, who are we drafting this week brews?

what the fuck kinf of reddit trip is this

>not getting fat because of bacon double bacon cheeseburgers

How fat are we talking?

Not in here, famiglia.

I always liked Pittsburgh when I was there. Lots of good food and drink around, and isn't ungodly expensive

>Brett Anderson

Cusb pitching is far worse than I thought it would be.

I expected a regression but it's been pretty bad desu

that should be 2, but I'll take it

what type of devil worshiping shit is this...anonymous is missing

How about 35g of fats per 100g serving?

>hues having access to the only worthwhile BK product

that's a degree symbol or a tiny zero
don't call me either, please
sweet tap dancing fuck

can someone explain why this game thread is so hyped? pirate = shite

Reds Brewers is more entertaining this year

We're being comfy.

try discussing coconuts

it's a n ational broadcast

where is it being hyped?

no one cares about the resd or the pooers

Cubs = urban america's team
Pirates = industrial america's team

>salty resd/broors fan begging people to watch their games
Top kek

Cause the Rats swept the cusb at home earlier this season

fine

nigger

As a mets fan, can't wait to play you jokers in the playoffs this year

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>heyward gets a three run bomb
>schwarber playing small ball

i love the future

goddamn i wanna suck his manhood, every last inch of it

Nice job, Osuna.

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>implying your entire pitching staff won't blow up besides Thor
Remember when you guys made the Worlds Eries and then lost lmao