Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas.

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Butts were made for fucking.

Life fucks me everyday

actually shitting is what they were made for. maybe you should have not skipped those things that you were told in school.

Same.

Maybe i'll get an std and die

Pooping is just a lie devised by Big Toilet in order to sell their products.

he says, giving his personal info to the chinese to be sold
woke up sheepel

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Classes cannot start any sooner desu.

just graduate
looooooo 4hed

A Christmas Gospel for the Trumpianites


Mare, how come y'all knockered up when we ain't not yet poked and shit?

Joe, an angel done did it. I swar! Ima name him Jee-Zus, after his baby-daddy.

What??

Yeah, the angel who done magically boned me, Jee-Zus the First. And I'm still an all-fired virgin, and all.

Well that just knocks my hat in the creek! But, I believe you, Mare, since you done notsoever lied to me, far as I know.

I thankee, Joe. Now get to work on them thar cabinetry and ding-dang hut-framing jobs so we-all can get some eats. Praise God! And his only-begotten boy-savior, Donald J Trumpius who's a-gonna make Jerusalem Great Again!

But I herd he collided with the dang Romans...

False Witness, Joe! False Witness!

snarf did you vote for Trump

That would've required me to have voted.

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Did hb?

rojo did you vote trump

Merry yiffmas

Yes.

Good
Was it in a red state or what?

California, technically. I'm military, don't live there currently. It's still where my recorded citizenship is though.

I feel so sorry for you
I truly hope CA gets nuked

Northern part would be fine if it weren't for all the new age hippies and druggies everywhere. Other than that, it's conservative as fuck.

but why?

Ca is just a muslim, mexican, liberal hellhole
I cant imagine anyone would willingly live there

Like heck, you'd rather risk your life than live in CA it seems lel(well a slightly larger risk)

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so Ca is becomming europe?

It already was.

>Renekton with blue buff
Why tho

Did you have any guns?

Because people who like league probably have braindamage anyway
Let alone people who want porn commissioned for it

I like League.

Its got so fucking sjw and shitty
The champ design has become stale and balancing is still shit
You get banned for saying "ez".
Although not their fault, their success forced 8 years of mobas

League will forever be a cancer on the world of gaming

Why you only play URF and ARAM

I play Teemo exclusively, so I am cancer.

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Also if you like league, did you see boxbox embrace his crossdressing fetish on stream?
>cancer in a sea of aids
My strife was 2 of my friends were good but then everyone else in our 'group' are bronzies
in OCE queue times are shit and essentially got forced to play with shitters
its alright, its all shit

I didn't know who that was until today when I saw people talking about it in a thread. Googled it, died a little.

Try playing on NA, but being 6K miles out in the pacific. Ping is a nightmare.

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clips.twitch.
tv/PopularRealHawkSwiftRage

Its a preqt clip
We didnt have servers until like 2012 or some shit

That was disturbing.

you liked it don't lie

He loved it

I like fems, sure, but not cross dressing, and sure as fuck not tits

I'm switching to mobile so I can cook.

boxbox and sneaky, I swear to god...

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He was wearing a bra
He says he enjoys crossdressing like the fgt he is

I imagine this is what all LoL players are like
I dont watch lol outside of lsf clips
Or t1 when he streams it (hopefully)

Not this league player.

disgusting
why even live tbh

nobody knows what happens after death. cant prove it

Im sure it cant get worse than the world lyte left us

it is what you make of it.

Unless its toxic and anti fun

I live to work. I work to live.

Basically, crippling depression, 24/7.

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I know that feel
Life is pain
Dont make it worse by playing league

shoveling snow sucks

I barely play these days.

You play oce, you an Aussie?

didnt you go to sleep fuccboi

as i said before, i already slept

i don't know why you keep asking

I played oce but I am still aussie, ye

You always get grumpy when you're tired

nigga just kiss me already

Nah go shovel snow whiteboy

just did
and i got $250, ez

no do both at once
shovel snow while kissing nigga, whiteboy

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white privilege smh
have murifags started opening presents yet?

Also kissing is gay
Being gay is a sin

only gay if you make eye contact or forget to say it was just a prank

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it snowed a LOT overnight so it was pretty awful

no idea, i didn't get any presents yet, maybe when the family all comes over i will

then i'm a sinner, but i can always repent to make god happy then be gay again, that's how it works right

Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastards.

and if you're not wearing a dress with makeup

Come to Guam and kill me please.

yeah, wearing girl clothes and makeup automatically makes it non-gay, but only if you also shaved all your man-hair off.

Trust me, it'll be boring af and not worth the effort
just end it before they come
ez

sounds pretty degenerate

wtf is this chick poor country
My condolences tbh
Watch out for high tides

don't forget balls cant touch

but it's just a prank, brah

but i'm going to probably get a bunch more money from them, and i can do things with those
i also may be getting my first paid job in the next week according to the lady who interviewed me

no need to end it, at least not yet

just gotta do it in the right positions and they can't

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>first paid job at 27
rough
Im looking for a job too which is cancer

>27
what?

rough estimate

I'm here until 2019.

I wish to die