Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas
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Butts were made for fucking.
Life fucks me everyday
actually shitting is what they were made for. maybe you should have not skipped those things that you were told in school.
Same.
Maybe i'll get an std and die
Pooping is just a lie devised by Big Toilet in order to sell their products.
he says, giving his personal info to the chinese to be sold
woke up sheepel
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Classes cannot start any sooner desu.
just graduate
looooooo 4hed
A Christmas Gospel for the Trumpianites
Mare, how come y'all knockered up when we ain't not yet poked and shit?
Joe, an angel done did it. I swar! Ima name him Jee-Zus, after his baby-daddy.
What??
Yeah, the angel who done magically boned me, Jee-Zus the First. And I'm still an all-fired virgin, and all.
Well that just knocks my hat in the creek! But, I believe you, Mare, since you done notsoever lied to me, far as I know.
I thankee, Joe. Now get to work on them thar cabinetry and ding-dang hut-framing jobs so we-all can get some eats. Praise God! And his only-begotten boy-savior, Donald J Trumpius who's a-gonna make Jerusalem Great Again!
But I herd he collided with the dang Romans...
False Witness, Joe! False Witness!
snarf did you vote for Trump
That would've required me to have voted.
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Did hb?
rojo did you vote trump
Merry yiffmas
Yes.
Good
Was it in a red state or what?
California, technically. I'm military, don't live there currently. It's still where my recorded citizenship is though.
I feel so sorry for you
I truly hope CA gets nuked
Northern part would be fine if it weren't for all the new age hippies and druggies everywhere. Other than that, it's conservative as fuck.
but why?
Ca is just a muslim, mexican, liberal hellhole
I cant imagine anyone would willingly live there
Like heck, you'd rather risk your life than live in CA it seems lel(well a slightly larger risk)
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so Ca is becomming europe?
It already was.
>Renekton with blue buff
Why tho
Did you have any guns?
Because people who like league probably have braindamage anyway
Let alone people who want porn commissioned for it
I like League.
Its got so fucking sjw and shitty
The champ design has become stale and balancing is still shit
You get banned for saying "ez".
Although not their fault, their success forced 8 years of mobas
League will forever be a cancer on the world of gaming
Why you only play URF and ARAM
I play Teemo exclusively, so I am cancer.
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Also if you like league, did you see boxbox embrace his crossdressing fetish on stream?
>cancer in a sea of aids
My strife was 2 of my friends were good but then everyone else in our 'group' are bronzies
in OCE queue times are shit and essentially got forced to play with shitters
its alright, its all shit
I didn't know who that was until today when I saw people talking about it in a thread. Googled it, died a little.
Try playing on NA, but being 6K miles out in the pacific. Ping is a nightmare.
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clips.twitch.
tv/PopularRealHawkSwiftRage
Its a preqt clip
We didnt have servers until like 2012 or some shit
That was disturbing.
you liked it don't lie
He loved it
I like fems, sure, but not cross dressing, and sure as fuck not tits
I'm switching to mobile so I can cook.
boxbox and sneaky, I swear to god...
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He was wearing a bra
He says he enjoys crossdressing like the fgt he is
I imagine this is what all LoL players are like
I dont watch lol outside of lsf clips
Or t1 when he streams it (hopefully)
Not this league player.
disgusting
why even live tbh
nobody knows what happens after death. cant prove it
Im sure it cant get worse than the world lyte left us
it is what you make of it.
Unless its toxic and anti fun
I live to work. I work to live.
Basically, crippling depression, 24/7.
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I know that feel
Life is pain
Dont make it worse by playing league
shoveling snow sucks
I barely play these days.
You play oce, you an Aussie?
didnt you go to sleep fuccboi
as i said before, i already slept
i don't know why you keep asking
I played oce but I am still aussie, ye
You always get grumpy when you're tired
nigga just kiss me already
Nah go shovel snow whiteboy
just did
and i got $250, ez
no do both at once
shovel snow while kissing nigga, whiteboy
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white privilege smh
have murifags started opening presents yet?
Also kissing is gay
Being gay is a sin
only gay if you make eye contact or forget to say it was just a prank
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it snowed a LOT overnight so it was pretty awful
no idea, i didn't get any presents yet, maybe when the family all comes over i will
then i'm a sinner, but i can always repent to make god happy then be gay again, that's how it works right
Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastards.
and if you're not wearing a dress with makeup
Come to Guam and kill me please.
yeah, wearing girl clothes and makeup automatically makes it non-gay, but only if you also shaved all your man-hair off.
Trust me, it'll be boring af and not worth the effort
just end it before they come
ez
sounds pretty degenerate
wtf is this chick poor country
My condolences tbh
Watch out for high tides
don't forget balls cant touch
but it's just a prank, brah
but i'm going to probably get a bunch more money from them, and i can do things with those
i also may be getting my first paid job in the next week according to the lady who interviewed me
no need to end it, at least not yet
just gotta do it in the right positions and they can't
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>first paid job at 27
rough
Im looking for a job too which is cancer
>27
what?
rough estimate
I'm here until 2019.
I wish to die