My friend passed out. Dubs decide what will happen to him

My friend passed out. Dubs decide what will happen to him.

He can barely keep a straight face... Nice try fagOP.

shut the fuck up nigger monkey

fuck you bitch! square up your crusty ass gay nigga.

Draw a dick on your forehead, and wake him up by panking his ass with a brojob.

Murder him

Jack him off

Pee on him

If his shoes are off leave alone.

Get him a blanket

Draw obligatory dick on check....check em

Prank him by sticking a condom up his butt, with your wiener.

Give him a shitler

Soooo close.....reroll!! Hail Satan!!

p-put your dick in his ass...

Reroll

re roll

Reroll.....win win chick din

Take a picture of your dick touching his face, and text it to him for when he wakes up

i wont stop tell i win

Cut off one of his toes.

Piss in his shoes if thier off, piss on his shoes if thier on

Finger in butt

win rar : \

Lets see your drawing of a glorious cock on his face faggot!

gently wake him up, give him some coffee and tylenol, put him in bed with a lot of water, and make sure he isn't disturbed

>could have asked for anything
>chose the most unoriginal boring thing to do to a drunk
i hope you're happy user, OPs friend could have tasted OPs dick or have woken up with his eye covered in jizz, but now he's just going to have a dick drawn on his face.

Dick on face lets get it done
fag

He wont do it anyway

true i guess

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THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT!

Tf outta here op!

They are one. Now what?

If he passed out with his shoes on you are obligated to put your balls on his forehead and take a picture for later.

Take to bottle and pour it all down the sink

Suck his dick no homo