You're trapped in one African country forever (with decent money). Which one do you choose?

You're trapped in one African country forever (with decent money). Which one do you choose?

South Africa

Somalia desu

Kenya

mozambique

algeria

t. Hussein "Barack" Obama

Seychelles

Zimbabwe

DRC so i can work with this fine gentleman

Namibia

Ecuatorial Guinea, they speak spanish there + lots of oil

Chad, obviously.
Once trapped in Chad, I will do everything in my power to bring the chads to their knees.

I will destroy them from within.

Libya, so I can organize my own smuggling ring and double the number of migrants heading to Europe

Ethiopia

Mauritius

I will join my black friends in Europa island

morocco
their food looks delicious

South Africa

Yes, they also have top sluts tbqh

Cape Town, SA.

Tunisia, Morroco or Algeria. What dumb fucking retard would choose a black country?

>(with decent money)

Namibia or Madagascar.

Algeria, Tunisia or Morocco

and boys lol. We all know went on down there.

Spain. It actually owns a couple cities on rightful Morocco clay, but it still counts. Get rEkT, niggers

t. cannibal

Ceuta or mellia

This or Tunisia.

Rwanda or Botswana

You could also choose France with Réunion island, but all this doesn't count as "African countries" tbqhwyl

Algeria

Ethiopia. I'd work my way up to leadership and then invade Italy.

South Africa and live in a white people enclave.

Seychelles

Namibia

Madagascar or Gabon.

Botswana or Namibia or Morocco

Patrician answer here:
Cape Verde

Niger

I would put all my efforts into sterilizing the population.

Obama is a fucking Luo, why do you even bring him up
Luos are limpdick commies because they can't compete with the big strong conservative Kikuyus
hang out with Kikuyus and other Mount Kenyan peoples while you're in Kenya, you'll find that quite a few of them are decent, upstanding human beings.

t.azorean

morocco
oldest ally!

Family was from Lisbon akchually

Either North Africa (god tier food, Muslim qts) or some island (chilling the rest of my life as a fisherman or some shit).

>steamed semolina
>god tier food
Norway must be more depressing than I thought

But falafel and kebab man

rhodes- uhm.. Seychelles. Nice beaches there i've heard..

Tunisia.

Commie

BENIN

SA or DRC

Triggered much?

Rwanda

Because Kigali is based

Can I leave Africa instead?

why don't you?

Argentina

Capo Verde, Madagascar or Sao Tomé, everything else is shit

tunisia of course

But im in Africa...

France

...

Reunion is like 25% white right?

Bulgaria

congo
I'll try to start it all over again

Is Ceuta a Moroccan territory?

Mauritania or Morocco

Rubber isn't money maker anymore, because Brazilians flooded the market.

Chad, and I'll become an African warlord

Germany

Namibia, Gabon, Somaliland, Botswana, Ghana or Gambia.

Namibia

South Africa is worst than Brazil, Namibia is the most europeanized afrian country.

Tenerife tbqh

Spain

I'd live the rest of my days drinking coronas on a beach in the Seychelles.

>Gambia
Just why

Tanzania I guess.
Did you not hear about the first Barbary war?
Or the second?
Or the third?