Would you let Christopher Walken in, if he knocked on your door with a bottle of whiskey and an 8 ball of coke?

Would you let Christopher Walken in, if he knocked on your door with a bottle of whiskey and an 8 ball of coke?

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No.

Who the fuck wouldn't let Papa Walken in? Imagine getting fucked off your mind with him on Christmas. Truly the stuff of dreams

depends, is he intended to snort cocaine off my body, or just having a good time.

No. I live on a houseboat so that would be extremely dangerous.

Hahaha

Holy shit yeah. Hell yeah.

Heck yes

Wouldn't, mind getting...down with the Walken.

is he planning on sharing? i don't want a jacked up walken in my ear while im sober

Who wouldnt

Yes, but only to see if he'll get wasted and tell the truth about what happened to that bird who drowned while him and her husband were off chops

this in fact is a secret fantasy of mine. afterwards we would go throw rocks at cars.

People who don't want to get killed.

It blows my mind so many people are still oblivious to the fact that this guy is a fucking murderer.

The Walken always shares!

She caught them fucking so they killed her. There; I just saved you from listening to him lie.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

That's a fucking nobrainer. I'd let him in of course. Can Willem Dafoe be there too?

That only makes it more interesting

I'd ask him to sing the jungle book song for me

He's obviously covering up for that murderous husband

100 % yes

sure but id tell him im not interested in the coke.
then we'd get wasted and id make him read different things in his unique style

I'd let your fuckin mother in if she had whiskey and coke

My mom is a prostitute... ;-;

Then you know what I'm talking about

Then let him the fuck in.

the dude is just pure coolness of course

Nah, drunk boating is cool. It's only drunk driving that's bad.

Only if he dances for me. Dance Christopher Walken, dance.
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I'd let him in without that, so I'd definitely let him in with it.

Without a second thought.

I was thinking the same thing.

How is this even a question. Of course.

No one will get it. He had me at whiskey tho.

T. Landlubber

Btw, my old biz partner was a kid on the boat when it happened. He was interviewed by Entertainment Tonight.