ITT: Greentext thread

ITT: Greentext thread

>the YLYL thread is gayer than usual today edition

I'll dump all the good ones from my folder to get it going.

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Personal favorite of all time. 6/?

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Saved

those trips

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Get in here faggots I can't be the only one who saves these. 14/?

Vintage edition. 15/?

kek

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that nibba lying

>Autistic works of fiction and falsehood

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this is a good thread

It'd be a better thread if more people but me would contribute. 18/?

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I don't save many greentexts but here are some from over the years

For all you /mgtow/ out there

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I'm running out of good ones. 20/?

>implying many are not true stories of the lives of autistic retards

Thank you for posting best grill

There are. I'm just pointing out that you never know. You can appreciate them while still accepting it's like 50/50 whether or not they actually happened.

I'm sure somewhere sometime some faggot has tripped on acid and done that or something like that around his family, and there's a small chance that someone was a Sup Forumstard. I'm just pointing out that greentexts on an anonymous imageboard aren't exactly the gospel truth

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different anaon

Fucking lost

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I screen shot my story to repost on r9k. This is my greentext

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That's you in story?

kek'd n save'd

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It is. This is the girl.

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You're a living legend dude, never met any of the guys who was saved in my greentext folder.

>legend
Hardly. I'm just some guy

Yeah but you've got a story to tell, my life's been boring, nothing, no interesting story, just basic.

then it is good. not all stories with wild turns end well. mostly none of them.

you lost the fucken game if you read all of this holy shit tldr

Well this is me. I frequent r9k as fatman

I don't have any pics of me and use pc so can't really get a pic.

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we'll just have to wait until they invent a camera or an phone that has a camera in it.

The living example that we filthy chan lurkers can still find happiness in life. Godspeed user.

Didn't that motherfucker post again a couple months later saying they got AIDS from that?

Hey, it's one of the best greentexts on here. All funny anecdotes about one particular tard in school

Another pic of her

>tfw i have an mlp stuffed animal that i sleep with every night

Take fresh one with timestamp

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Sorry she's getting ready to go to her parent's to exchange gifts. You'll have to either believe it or don't.

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Bump

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
FIFTY KEKS

ikr

Holy shit these are good

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lol
how comes nobody calls op a filhty negro or bad hombre?

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The mlp faggot is pathetic but why the fuck is the cop browsing /mlp/? It makes him almost as faggy.

the getaway driver and the drawing made me laugh

yup
tho it could've just been a troll

> I got raped
> I raped the mothers in revenge
> I laugh

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kekked more that I should

Good luck on your future travels user

Obviously i have plenty of luck

Beautiful story, cheered me up! Good luck user, greetings from Poland!