Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon

Earlier this evening, I caught my twelve year old daughter looking at vibrators on Amazon.

She didn't notice that I was standing behind her because she had her earbuds in listening to music, so I had time to look over her shoulder and see what she was doing. When I finally realized what she was looking at, I slammed the laptop shut. I took her laptop away from her and grounded her for a month.

About twenty minutes later, my wife told me that she ungrounded our daughter then told me give the laptop back. Our daughter was standing right next to her when she said it.. They both had their arms crossed. I sat there for a while in silence, dumbfounded by what my wife was doing, and then I refused to give it back. My wife and I argued about it for about an hour and then eventually she just gave our daughter her laptop.

Neither one of them are speaking to me. I don't really want to speak to either of them either. My wife completely punked me out in front of our child and now it's going to be fucking impossible to discipline her.

I can't understand it. I try to protect our daughter from becoming a degenerate slut and my own wife undermines me. I still can't believe she didn't have my back on this. What the fuck is this world coming to where twelve year old girls looking at adult sex toys on Amazon is acceptable behavior?

This pasta is getting bretty stale, mang.

Better to start early so she can be ready for the bbc later

Adults create the world children live in, dipshit. If a 12 year old boy was looking at porn or a nudie mag, would you feel the exact same way? I highly doubt it. You missed out on a great parenting/teaching/coaching moment, and YOU punked yourself by acting out of anger because it made you feel uncomfortable.

Maybe you should have bought her a dragon dildo for Christmas, and one for your wife.
BTW this pasta is stale

NIGGER NO, if i caught my 12 year old son jacking it to porn i wouldn't give a shit, neither if it was my daughter. but if the cunt was trying to buy a fucking pocket pussy id beat him to shit. worst comparison ever u retard.

>I would rather my daughter go out and have lots of sex instead of masturbating a lot.

Genius

Pics of your daughter?

Americans... so sad.

1. Just because she was looking at it doesn't mean you overreact, you knuckle-dragging troglofag.
2. So fuckin' what if yer 12 year old boy buys a pocket pussy - half these Brony dorks are stickin' their peckers into stuffed Ponies. He could do a lot worse.
3. Another dipshit who misses the mark on a parenting moment. What man you are, I'm sure your son will be just as manly. GTFO.

not what i said. dont mind my 12 year old daughter masturbating. But not with a fucking 6 inch vibrating piece of plastic. what fucking beta faggot would let there 12 year old have a vibrater. this one apparently

My daughter was looking at them so I bought her one and taught her ow to use it

did u not jerk off as a kid? and isn't it a lil fucking weird that you were spying on your daughter?

reported

Dildos or boys
>pick one

You're a goddamn fool. She'll find a way. Girls have more options than guys do.

NO, shes fucking 12 you perverted prick. little bit older and it not my problem but 12? whats wrong with u fags

I KNOW, and thats what she should be left to do on her own. not have it delivered in a cute little box with a side of anal lube. what park of 12 year old girl dont u understand

part* this is triggering me i need to stop

*their*

10:1 you playing OP?

this was posted a couple days ago. Same user or copypasta?

you fucking degenerates, the problem was that she wanted to buy a sex you, if she masturbated it would be okay. He would do the same if his son looked up fleshlights or FuckATrons2000

*they're

Off by one

this guy gets it

U sure do love that stale pasta eh?

At 12 she is a sexual person.
Accept it
> She will masternbate without a dildo
> She will masternbate with her fingers
> She will masternbate in the morning before school
> She will masternbate on the toilet
> She will masternbate in the bathroom
> She will masternbate in her bed at night
> She will masternbate

>HELP HELP HELP MY DAUGHTERS A SLUT
>IM GONNA GO ON Sup Forums AND GET ADVICE
You are pathetic, OP

can u fucking read cunt? im aware she will. that is an extreme exaggeration tho. no, a girl isnt that sexual at 12, you have been jacking to too much loli u fucking degenerate

This reply: a neckbeard fuck with no kids or romantic prospects spewing shit and spelling "masturbate" incorrectly 10 times

Fucking kys

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didn't even notice that cause im retarded but finally a sane person

Admittedly 12 is a little bit young for her to be looking at stuff like that. But with the hormones being put into our foods and the sex on television it's not too surprising that she's becoming interested in adult shit, especially that close to possible puberty. Maybe you shouldn't have slammed her laptop shut and took it away like you did, but perhaps gently closed it and asked her what's making her want to look into sexual objects like that. This coujld have presented you with information on her having a new bf at school, or if an adult was wanting her to use those toys on herself for him. Being mean doesn't make you come off as stern with girls, it makes you look like a dick they can dissrespect because you obviously don't respect them if you're going to flip off the deep end like that.

CUCK

>this

exactly, shes just gonna be better at hiding things now

Why are you so preoccupied with the way your daughter chases her orgasm? Shes trying to nut, leave her alone weirdo

OP if you really are real and this isn't some tired copypasta, what I'm saying is you need to let it go. I'll admit that if I was in your shoes I'd be uncomfortable too and instead leave that for mom to deal with. Or I'd talk to mom about what I saw and have a sit down with mom and daughter. Be like "Hon, you're not in trouble, but I wanted to talk to you about your dildo browsing habits when I walked in on you browsing them by accident." Or something to that extent.

This user put it best that WAS a good parenting moment and you fucked up, OP.

>no, a girl isnt that sexual at 12
Keep telling yourself that. You ever see video of teen and tween girls going nuts over the Beatles, the Doors and in this day & age those One Direction fags? It ain't entirely because of the music.

Fucking this ^.

Instead of being open about it, you had to go apeshit.

gj OP

>daughter
>nut
good one retard

i admit i may have worded that wrong, i am fully aware that yes around that age most girls are very prone to things like masturbation and do it regularly. but not to the extent this user put it, this is the start for someone that age. id say 14 and up is when they start doing it daily and everywhere. but fucking who knowns im not an expert on 12 year old girls cause that fucking weird. all i know is that 12 year old shouldnt be allowed a dildo. that is just too young

Dude, she's 12, by now she's swallowed the cum from 4 or 5 15 year olds already.

>Update
no... no she hasnt

>using a vibrator is having sex

please don't ever procreate

This pasta is so old why do people still reply

the only thing your wife did wrong is something you also did wrong: made an executive decision about your kids punishment without talking to each other about it first

don't marry someone if you dont want to work with them you fucking retard muh big strong man of the house thing is retarded and you're obviously a douchebag who muscles people around to feel strong

1. Slap your fucking wife for doing that

2. After the dust settles, talk with your daughter about the risks of pornography because that’s where this is all coming from

3. Tell your wife if she wants to still live in your house she better never step foot over the line again

Sexuality is a totally natural and human thing. Your social conditioning, which leads you to believe that the satisfaction of ones sexual needs is evil, is pathological and unnatural. The more you (try to) deprive someone of that which is necessary for him to find sexual fulfilment, the more likely he is to become a psychologically disturbed, perverted sex addict ones he is able / old enough to enjoy unrestricted sexual freedom. Human always desires most what he needs but cannot have.

Prepare to be cucked by the BBC