Merry Jizzmas fags, I accidentally spilled some bottles this year so I had to refill some. See you next year

Merry Jizzmas fags, I accidentally spilled some bottles this year so I had to refill some. See you next year

how do you spill a bottle kek

The man, the myth, the living legend!

If by spill you mean drank

What happened to that gf that found your old bottles? Btw: keep the good work up man, appreciate it!

This is photoshopped

Oh boy I got online just in time

New Fag

Moar pics please... For sciense

God damn my nigga

Jizzus doing God's work...

Oh yes!!!!

pure jizzum?

...nice

>12/26

Of course jizzus is a strayan

Sadly that's from 2012, just a little shopped.

Longtime no see friend!
The collection is breathtaking. Keep fighting the good fight.

Christmas came early this year

See you next year cum guzzlers

Post proof

>clearly shopped

Jizzus is died man, I feel like I shouldve been at his funeral.

no fucking way, bro, i have been checking for the last two years and haven't seen you! welcome back.

jizzus is not real - he warned us of false prophets
Sup Forums have new god - the bbc

shit bait faggot

What would you have done to spill the bottles? This feels like a trap

yep

Fuck off to your cuck threads

I'm pretty sure that pic was already posted. Like other user, I'm gonna say it's shopped. Still, the joy I felt when I saw the thread...
I want to believe Jizzus is still filling his bottles somewhere far far away and that he will Come again...

back to your chastity cage, manlet white boi

Also I'm pretty sure Jizzus was on the muricunt continent, so no way he'd date 12-26 when it's still the 25th in the US...

I fucking love tycho

Fuck you user. Dont fucking fake this shit.

Come here my nigger salve, I got you a present that you can use for your three and neck.

Faker! This is fake and shit!

Fuck you for getting my hopes up you cocksucking piece of shit.

Wow I hope this is real got online at a good time

Jizzus used to show up on Boxing Day, not Christmas newfag OP

...

in the arsehole of to internet there is a special place just for the racists like you

fake and *jizz

How about you fuck off back to your special reddit safe space instead.

this is weirdly hot

Dare you to drink it

I wonder how much money you'd get if you went to a sperm bank

I miss real cumbottlesguy.jpeg

>Jizzus used to show up on Boxing Day, not Christmas newfag OP
I bet you don't even have a fingerbox

Your comment utilizes selective criticism and bias.
Don't utilize poorly thought out unjustified slander for the simple reason to justify your intolerance towards a comment that could more likely have more than one interpretation.
Utilize that feeble brain of yours, low IQ individual.

jizzus is an hero. you are an impostor

we all do, chritmas is not magical anymore
makes me sad instead...

>consider the following

Shoop da whooped

Ah December 25 its complete with the return of the christmas creamer

literally how is it not photoshopped

You've already been defeated. In more than one way my friend.