Santa got me a carton of smokes. What did Santa get you?

Santa got me a carton of smokes. What did Santa get you?

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A set of UV binoculars.

fuck off Judd

He got me dubs

hip flask

a pair of espadrilles


not even joking

my phone bill payed and a pack of reds

>espadrilles
nice

he gave me trips

cancer, santa got you cancer

cash. and im gonna buy a dildo with it. thanks dad.

this picture is depression defined

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A pair of "ninja" socks
I love my gf

Another year with my 81 yo dad, and the promise of a few more years. A good gift.

Also the knowledge that mods are faggots.

not so bad right?

At least I had an awesome ham dinner.

Tax returns is my true Christmas.

-a new phone
-a new chess set
-sweatpants
-and a drone helicopter

>feels good man

New strings for my bass

oh and a .22 pistol

A Coffee machine, I'm moving from my parents' and I'm going to need one for Law School

fucc yah my guy

pic of both the bass and gat requested

can do

I got me some dubs check em

Dude, wtf is going on in that pic?

Is that dude coughing up his lungs?

I tried reverse image search, Google says it's "Crabs on Balls". I'm not kidding. Whatevs.

proof

Very nice user.

Slappa da BASS-AH. That's a pretty mint looking instrument there.

Does that trigger have a folding mechanism? What is that for user?

Why is it missing a string though

cool, so you can kill yourself when you finally realize what a giant faggot you are

i don't really know, gonna have to look into that

A bench mixer, $20, a box of chocolates, a board game

> HO HO HO H-*hack hack hack*
> drops dead of simultaneous stroke and heart attack brought about by stage iv cancer

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Nothing. I was Santa this year, giving away at least two grand worth of presents. My wife wouldn't even let me fuck her on Christmas eve because she's tired.

It's not.

Then how do you explain THIS!?

Are you telling me mine's faulty?

thx to my wife

aids

scheiss USK logo

>falling for the 3D meme

>dubbs of truth

aber was will man machen

I will see you there or I will see you on another time

BOTW DLC and a Fallout shirt from my girl
Shoes from my mom
Visa card, fishing pole and some clothes from my girls family
Pretty good haul for me.

break action trigger

Socks and extra debt

leider nichts, sowas hässliches - aber war klar dass das aus DE kommt, hier in AT gäbe es ohne DE nur PEGI

No, you just have a 5 string bass with a low D.

Tja unsere Regierung besteht halt nur aus Cucks.

£20,but the greatest gift of all was knowing as I was eating a huge Christmas meal Syrians and niggers are starving.
Merry Christmas.

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It's a B, ya dingus.

netter orden

Whatever it is it's superfluous and only useful when playing shit music.

Fuck you, 5 strings are god tier.

Santa is a very nice guy huh?

Yeah? Well what about a 6 STRING HUH? Didn't see that one coming did ya?

Nice try tho.

I got that one a few months ago. My next will be a 6 string.

fuck you motherfucker

Been spoiled by my gf, a bit ashamed honestly.
An uncommon resin kit, some blurays, Talos principle mugs and shirts, a new airbrush, some nanoblocks, a knife with engraved message (this one meant a lot) some books and paperblanks.

6 strings are a waste of time. No one wants to hear a bass hit that register. If you want to play chords just learn guitar. 5 strings are god tier though, so much shit is easier to play

Some ddr4 8x2 Ram for my pc, $100, and a 11lb bag of protein.

Love that big guy. :^)

must be a awesome wife

My God, will you look at those trips? Do they go all the way up?

A picture of Sup Forums founder (Adolf Hitler)

Nothing at all. Not even a phone call or a card. Just nothing but missery and suicidal thoughts.

a car

A Zippo, new Chuck Taylors, wool socks, and dubs

lmao sum dubs right dare i got 10 shirts some smokes a bottle of perfume and some beer

they look like gypsy shoes

your mom gave me a box with your torn up pics inside and a card that says born again abortist

>4 strings

Holy christ that's retarded. Obviously never heard a funky ass 6 string. Shit can get real ambient and chill real quick.

the zame thing for the past 10 years, nothing

I was going to ask the same thing.

Nothing im not a baby