37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks.
37. My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks
Brandon Moore
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Charles Price
Brandon Campbell
Suck 38 and don’t let that cunt out do you.
Juan Lopez
Make that 38!
Gavin Rogers
In a row?
John James
that took too long
Justin Torres
My New Years Resolution for 2017 was to suck 50 cocks.
I got up to 21.
I'm gonna try again in 2018.
I'm a guy by the way.
Owen Lee
You go son, make us proud!
>Debby, Marks off on his new years quest
>Okay love, gimme a minute ill be out to say goodbye in just a minute
>Son, we are just so proud of you, go get em boy.
>Remember, its not fialing if you try.
Sebastian Roberts
Guess she must be good at what she does with that much practice.
Evan Howard
how insecure are you?
Dominic Clark
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Angel Smith
tfw kids don't have a clue about classic movies.
Jace Garcia
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Ian Green
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Angel Thomas
There is nothing classic about any Kevin Smith movie. He's so UN-funny, it's not even funny (see what I did there?)
He has pure nerd humor and way too much retarded dialog in all his movies.
Jose Lopez
If it bothers you too much, dump her.
Asher Hughes
or at least stop kissing her std infested mouth.
Owen Nguyen
omg this guy gets it. he even gave us a little bit of insight into his humor which was excellent.
Go this guy.
Nathaniel Peterson
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Wyatt Johnson
stupid muricans you always marry second hand women, your kin is cuckead AF, thanks God in my country we are machos
Josiah Roberts
You should shit or get off the pot
Jonathan Moore
>it took four posts
Y'all have shit taste in movies.
Lucas King
And she fucked a dead guy
Gabriel Russell
DId you ever find yourself turned on that your girlfriends throat got abused by 37 men? WHat else did they do to her? Did she like it way more than what you ever did to her? Is she keeping you around for security? She likes getting abused by random men. It reminds her of her uncle when she was a little girl. Only reason her uncle doesn't come around anymore because she cheated on him with everyone in school.
Just sit and think about how they'll treat her for a 1 night stand. THey probably slap her spit on her and try to make her cry by choking her out with their dick.
Ryder Evans
You mean ....
Asher Nelson
I heard she even fucked a dead guys dick in the bathroom.
Sebastian Wright
Well, she should be good at it by now.
Luke Perry
Time to make her your ex
Michael Lopez
This was funny when I seen the movie as a teenager before I realized that's not that uncommon and the older I get the more I realize some of my ex's were like that and the only alternative is to be an incel if you don't want to date girls like that
Gavin Carter
Then they give him a dragon dildo as a participation trophy
Alexander Green
Dead alive is that the one where the things get killed with a lawn mower? I'm pretty sure I might of seen them but I'm not sure and this gif just made me realize I need to get my netflix account back
Oliver Cook
why do you keep dating sluts?
Christian Wilson
>implying there is any other type of girl that'll have sex with me
Look I already came to terms with the contradiction of liking smart women even though they'd want nothing to do with me if they were smart.
Adam Cooper
Among other classic scenes
Aiden Cruz
they just need to be smart enough not to have sucked 38 dicks
Charles Robinson
try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!
Xavier Nelson
That's just not how most girls think. They don't consider all the dicks they sucked as bad. They're counting all the dicks they didn't suck but probably could have. So the amounts of dicks they didn't suck tips the scales in their opinion about the amounts they have sucked as not being as bad.
Mason Green
My dad showed me this movie when I was 10 years old, for some reason he thought it was appropriate. Looking back it’s super funny to me cause I used to quote Randall back in school all the time. “I don’t appreciate your ruse, ma’am your cunning attempt to trick me.”
Logan Ramirez
Seems like you're thinking of dick way more than any girl does
Carter Howard
Did he at least explain it as you watched? Most of the movie would go right over the average 10 year old's head.
Justin Martin
Fail!
Veronica sucked the dicks, Caitlin fucked the dead guy.
David Martinez
Half Life 3 confirmed.
Jordan Robinson
Well yeah obviously I think of my own dick more than any girl does.
Dylan Foster
no, you think of every other guys' dicks...seem to be fixated on dicks there to the point it's causing you issues in your relationship..and it's not for me to judge if you have a deep desire to suck dick or not, but I think you should consider one thing when you're thinking about a possible girlfriend and the many, many, many dicks you'll be in contact with by association....does she bring you lasagna?