/147/ Snooker

25 April:

14:30 BST: Mark Selby (Eng) 3-0 Marco Fu (HK)
14:30 BST: Barry Hawkins (Eng) 1-1 Stephen Maguire (Sco)
19:30 BST: Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) 4-4 Ding Junhui (Chn)
19:30 BST: Kyren Wilson (Eng) 3-5 John Higgins (Sco)

ronnie win?

2nd for medal man

Leave Selby to me

Lads who's the THICCest player?

yeah, you're doing great buddy

Morph

Fu needs to be euthanized. Put him out of his misery.

Selby wears lady's underwear.

>40 minutes since last pot
>and counting

THE
STATE
OF
FU

TORTURED

>THIS MATCH

CONCEDE THE FUCKING MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminder that Selby is 100% not /ourguy/ and he's just Ebdon 2.0 with mummy issues

Quads confirm. Fu absolutely booty blasted by Mark "The Hoover" Selby.

FU SHOULD COMMIT SUDOKU, HE HAS BROUGH GREAT SHAME ON HIS FAMURI

>be 15
>have huge crush on teacher
>trying to hit on her
>suddenly her son comes and beats you up for trying to fuck his mommy
>he's two years older than you
>24 years later you become the french president
>your wife's son apologizes for beating you up
>he is happy to call you daddy

The state of france! Anyways, what's up on the tables, lads?

>selbywinslol

just end me senpaitachi

>mfw getting tortured

But Ronnie is still in the tournament, he's going to shut him down, right?

Seriously is Fu's wife fucking the BWC or soemthing? I've never thought he could play worse than yesterday

>?? minutes since last hit a ball
Fubar

>203 points without rely

FUST

He's playing better than yesterday, Selby just isn't getting dragged down like Neil Reeeeeebertson.

Fu will come back strong after the interval right?

Fu is getting his shit pushed in

No he's not he's missed everything even easy pots, he missed a few long pots and pressure shots but nothing like that fucking red

>4-0

after the break, molestation continues

>Balls potted 101 to 10
Is this going to be a fucking whitewash lads?

Yeah, that red was really weak. That's the kind of shit that happens to you, if you get shut out from the table for over half an hour, though.

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just gonna leave this here

>selby even in the interval
kill me

JUST
U
S
T

>still getting tortured during the interval

underrated

>total Points: 36

It's fucking over! please make it quick and end the suffering.

Go get him Marco Pu, Lesbie needs to go down!

That autistic duel of titanic proportions last night really took it out of Fu it seems

>SelbyWinsLOL even at the potquiz

this is legit heartbreaking

Did Ronnie take that challenge yet?

How big do you think Selby's cock is?

And he fucked up the questions. As always, even when he's doing badly, he's still better than the rest minus O'Sullivan in good form.

Right right.

Quite big to satisfy the milf

No one's ever seen it and lived to tell the tale

There's a reason they call him Mark "The Sausage Knight" Selby.

Nope

Ronnie is the only person that can beat Selby.

It's all over lads.

He lost it in his deal with the devil.

the tightness keeps him on his toes

>There's a reason they call him Mark "The Sausage Knight" Selby.
When this match is over FU will be known not only as Marco "The Molester Resister" Fu, but also as The Castrator.

marc-oh..

It's a tool for torture.

Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't Fu been trailing after the first session in this tourny? Trailing Brecel by 6 and Robertson by 4. He's been in this position twice already who says he can't turn it around this time?

Lesby

>tfw in the end it will be Blorkins who saves us

Not saying it's not going to happen, but it's against fucking Selby.

2 FAST 2 FUUUUUU RIOUS

Yes but Roberston played like shit most of that match.

Because Selby rarely gives up these kind of positions. Once he's on top, he forces you to take risks and then profits. His match play is insane. Brecel is a shitter and Robertson completely blew it. It's not that Fu completely outplayed those guys, they just let him back in. It's certainly possible that Selby also loses focus, but it's pretty unlikely.

Advantion, Lesby.

switch to barry vs maguire?

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147 incoming?

Will Fu win a frame lads?

Want McLeod four down to trump

Then trump got blacked?

Yes!!!!

He'll win 13 of them

I hope Fu gets whitewashed 13-0.

take it back

It's time to jump on a Selby bandwagon lads

Maybe...

I hope Fu gets back into the game and loses 13-12, so /147/ gets into a torturing induced autistic fit.

I hope Fu get's whitewashed 13-0 and kills himself.

>fu

>lelby

GWAN FU

On the board finally

And it's over already.

GWAN FU

FUUUUU

Fu's back, gentlemen.

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>lelby

stuck a fiver on selby to win 13-0.

more like FUBAR am I right lads

Give Fu your power, /147/.

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It ain't over till it's over! Enjoy your tea.

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>The state of OPs this year
>The state of Fu

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5 : 1

rip

5-13 incoming lads

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fuck, hope marco wins now

Thank you!

Gee, I wonder who could be behind these posts...

Is Fu the most beta player with his little girl cue power?