Rate my beard and girlfriend

Rate my beard and girlfriend

well you 2 dont look fucking weird

That thing is manly as fuck my dude. And the beard is 4/10

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3/Amish
Man/the harpoons

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i would say you could do better but the beard is fuckin awful

Id bang your gf but honestly, ive had a long beard and hair sence the late 80s, all you new guys with your short hair and trimmed beards look like a hipster fags. Either embrace your manliness or shave that shit off.
Points for your awesome moustache and kilt.

Looks like it is unkempt, unhygienic and probably doesn’t smell great/often has old food stuck to it. Your beard looks grim too.

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I think you know.

Your girlfriend is your beard. I think we can already see that.

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underrated post

spot on

that made me laugh so hard pee almost came out

The woman there playing your beard is convincingly ugly enough for you if that's what you're asking.

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>faces of meth

Does she arm wrestle her arms are fucking huge