Trips name my new pipe

Trips name my new pipe

naming pipes is gay

No ur gay

nigger

anyone see a faggot around?

The Cunt Wrecker 9000

Trips just to name a pipe? Fuck off

pipey mcpipeface

SAPPHIROS

Ibby's dick

Name it after my cat khajj

"Gas station shit pipe"

Succ

Smurf Cock

Nigger faggot

BluDick

shitty dick

Boom, even got dubs. Your shit pipe isn't worth trips. Do it faggot.

Goblin dick

reroll

Tyson

reroll

Blue Man

moby dick

Reroll

Seconded

smurf penis substitute

Worthless, unwashed, non-productive, under-achieving, unmotivated, low expectation disappointment to family and society in general.

Also: call your pipe Steve.

dick rider 88

fag

Off by one is still failure.

Rollin for this

Rolling for this

smurf cock

drug addict

My dick

junkie

Reroll

Pickle Rick

fagpipe

Wishitwasacock

reroll

Mi polla en tu boca

again

Crystal Meth

sir fags a nigger a lot

one more time

Your shitty $20 pipe isn't worth trips faggot

Penis substitute

come on

BLUE PENIS

This.

That's just a plain simple piece of glass, it's not worthy of a name to start with.

But if you insist, call it "My Tiny Worthless Dick."

Fagatron 5000

Jesus why everyone roasting me it was 30 dollars;^( and it works just fine

Also it was from county line. It's a adult store

This. I've had a blue glass pipe for 10 years and never named it. Got a lot of stories, it's traveled with me around the southern U.S. and even has a frosted glass area on the mouthpiece from daily use, but never gave it a name.

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's amphetamine

Oooo i like the beads they dotted on the glass
Anal Beads.
Like, wanna get fucked up? Hey man, bust out your Anal Beads and lets rip it up!!
Lmao :3

Little boy peepee

I honestly made this thread just to get a few good keks and yeah I'm prone to accidentally breaking the glass ones so a name would be pointless and gay

Inside job

>makes a shitty thread to name his shitty pipe
>gets insulted
>h-h-h-heh guise im just jokin this is all a goof...

Cunny

Smurf herpes

"I wish I was sucking cock instead of this bitch-ass pipe"

"moms dildo"

Roll

blue waffle

I was just joking guiez

Buttplug

Semen Spoon 9000

This is a sweet pipe worth trips faggot not your lame dick pipe. It's called the molecule.

win

Winner

Whatever floats ur boat faggot

i love it
and i hate it

Win

Congratulations on your Semen Smoker 9000 OP.

Oh wait, spoon. Whatever.

just chilling on my couch
smoking out of that seaman spoon 9000
its not gay if i say it's a joke

You're a stupid idiot

saqina

done

U piece of shit u dare insult my pipe with the wrong name.

You should buy a thicc one like mine. The walls are about 5mm thick all over and made of borosilicate glass.

Nice trips and winrar

Smegma

nigger cock

Honestly ima buy a silicone one once I break this one

nigger cock

Blue Baller Buddy

name it niggercock

NIGGERCOCK

naming pipes is the most childish thing ever. might as well call 'em all "the enterprise" since you'll go through so many. glass breaks and stoners have butterfingers.

>borosilicate glass
What kind of glass is OP's made of Soda-lime glass?

Rolling for this

Name it "this pipe is three times larger than my actual penis."

Why? Glassblowing is an art, and art pieces are typically named

shtinky blue winkey

Someone already won u fucking monkey