How do I tell my mom that she's retarded

How do I tell my mom that she's retarded

tell her that the cure is masturbation

"Mom, you're retarded."

+1

stick it in her pooper

That's not what the news says so she won't listen

Gaming that long isn't fulfilling as an adult. You must be 12.

Dubs says the truth

show her pics of profesional gamers who win millions and ask her to say they are retarded


also
>retarded mom
>retarded son

Tell her shes just getting a case of the olds, and that she's no longer hip and with it.
Tell her that video games to you, is what her parents felt about your mom succumbing to Beatles Mania

Bro Fallout NV

Maybe you should start doing something productive in the computer instead of just gaming then faggot, learn to code then write a virus that fucks her up the bum hole that'll teach her!

Beatles Mania? My guess is that his mom is NOT 65+ years old

She is not retarded, YOU are. Go outside, play a board game, spend time with family, they wont be around forever. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE. You can still play video games but if youre spending all day, every day, on them you either are a loser or you do in fact have a problem. At the end of the day you will still be a faggot. What kind of faggot is up to you.

She's still retarded because she blindly listens to whatever the news tells her

You got a problem Danno

"Don't you have anything better to do, rather than overthinking stuff, which doesn't concern you? Also beliving everything that's on TV is way more retarded than playing PC games for 16 hours/day even."

Send her this.

rolling for this.

Dan needs the help of Sup Forums to break his mental illness

Then show her this one and mention that esports are likely to be in the Olympics soon.

https dotesports com/business/news/study-esports-industry-revenue-2017-superdata-predictions-19399

I'm sure you've heard it before Dan, but you really have a problem

dan you have a problem just admit it

OK, Dan, no one is buying this fucking shit, you aren't a pro gamer, otherwise your mom wouldn't be bitching you out.

Dan the hardest part is admitting you have a problem

just make het hooked on the games

play together

dubs confirms it, roll

She's saying it's bad because it's an addiction and that too much of anything isn't good, so I told her that the name of something doesn't make it bad and she has to define what too much is and give reasons as to why something's bad. She avoids using reason completely and it really does get annoying

Don't need to be pro to make money from the youtube

Tell her to suck a grizzly bear's nasty ass.

Or tell her to suck a trigg hound's dick.

Here Dan, 970..364..3497 this is the number for computer gaming addiction anonymous. Get some help bud

Don't fucking do this. While I'm glad that eSports are coming into their own this isn't going to help the situation at hand. Once the mother has related games to drugs she will see this as a glorification of game (drug) culture and profiteering at The expense of game (drug) addicts.

My advice: let Mom into your world to see the positive influence it has on your life. Let her meet your friends you game with so she can see they are good people and not digital crack heads. Her her playing something she may enjoy like Words with Friends or another casual game that reminds her of family board games.

>word spaghetti
wot...are you drunk

>Implies Danny boy has enough of a personality to be the next Markiplier or PewDiePie

Dan my man, you realize how saturated that market is right? You have a better chance tricking a whore into giving you a free sample handy than making real money off of video games.

Thats the point, its kinda like, how old do you think i am young man thing.

Old enough to think games are from the devil and that he should be pkaying with a bag of marbles or kicking a can.

Dan... you need help!

Love,
Dad

+1

*:+1:

What games do you think I could get her to start playing. She play's shitty mobile games like crandy crush a lot

How much you play a day son?

Dan, just fucking go outside

Tell her to lick a bulldog's nasty asshole.

>you realize how saturated that market is right?
Yes, but you don't have to be the next pdp to just help a bit with rent. As for lack of personality, no hope there.

remind her that you'll be choosing her care home so....

Are you really sitting there for 12 or more hours at the computer? You're going to drop dead in relative short order if so.

At least get up and take a walk every few hours.

>Let her meet your friends you game
>implying anyone who games 12+ hours a day has friends

>You're going to drop dead in relative short order if so.
Seems like a problem that will solve itself.

Wait, do you actually waste 12 hours of your life a day doing nothing but moving little poly's and bits around?

Dan you faggot. Maybe if you didn't still live with mommy, she wouldn't know your gaming habits.

You might not be addicted, but you are a loser and a disappointment

And it will.

Just Google "gamer dies" and see how big an issue this has become.

Every "hardcore gamer" should have a treadmill beside their setup.

Send her a dick pic. Should get her off your back

She's absolutely right you have a problem if you are spending more than 12 hours a day playing video games.
However the problem isn't addiction, that is just a symptom. Chances are you have depression or autism, those are generally the two mental illness's that psychiatrists see video game addiction with.
I know because I suffered from depression and playing video games was my only escape from that depression. It gave me enough of a dopamine rush to stave it off, but the problem is that I would inevitably feed back into my depressive cycle because I would berate myself for not doing anything all day.
The thing that got me out of it was anti-depressants, a supportive girlfriend, and finally getting a good job.
Now I still play video games but rarely do I ever go for more than 5 hours.
Your mom clearly loves you enough to try and help. I'd at least listen to her.

She's right.

Tell her you aren’t actually playing games you are Skyping with fags and jerking off for them. You can even do it in a rap

“Fresh out the gutta, 2 scoops of butta, watching gay porn with my skype fag bruthas. Mom we like to twerk, do a lot of work, I’m in a bad mood cuz my ass hole hurt”

See if she minds you playing all those games after that. I’m sure she will believe you because she sounds like a gullible idiot.

this thread has been an eye opener because i really thought that only a tiny number of people played video games literally all day

LOL

I know about that. It was a problem way back in the original StarCraft tourney days.

Shit, yo. I was thinking 12 hours a week. If we are taking 12 a day then hot damn. Either OP had better be making a living doing this and contributing to the household or he needs to get a fucking job which I assume he doesn't have if he plays games with 12 hours, sleeps for 8 and devotes a whole 4 to eating, hygiene and family.

Are we taking per day or per week?

Words with Friends, the Jack Box series of games can be fun and only as dirty as the participants own responses, my mother lives Boggle and there are plenty of games like it out there.

So much this

> play a board game
> do something with your life
Pick one nigger

Suck a male camel's dick.

Muslim detected

Suck a kodiak bear's musty funky ass numbskull.

Implying female camels have dicks?

I'm 16. I'm not moving out yet.

Dan, she's right. Get off your pc and go outside

If you don't want to deal with your parents, find a job, save every penny and rent an apartment. I don't know exactly your situation, but if you hvae 12 hours to sink into vidya games daily, you can work a full-time job.

Man you sure like to talk about gay shit.

Dan you're a huge fucking disappointment. You fat greasy fuck. Play games for one hour. Go socialize and move your fat ass out the front door. Read a book. Take a walk around a track up at the school. Come back home and thank your mother for trying to get you not to be such a fucking loser. Then go back and play for another hour and then be done for the day.

Yo dudes I don't actually play 12 hours a day. I usually only play for 6 and do other stuff for 6

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

Can’t even go one post without talking about asshole. Pack it up user, you’re gay.

if you played 3 hours a day, it would be excessive. get your shit together.

>outside
>board games
>won't always be there
Where the fuck do you think they're gonna go? Are they going extinct? The fuck outta here with your bullshit. The dude can play games as much as he wants and that doesn't make him more of a loser than you gettin fingered by your uncle. It's not your fuckin place to tell anyone the value of their preferred hobby or pass time. It's none of your fuckin.

OP, tell your mother she's a dumb cunt if her 'source' of evidence is the fuckin news. It's not hard at all to show how often news outlets frequently misinterpret or misrepresent studies done on a whole host of things. On top of that, it's just as easy to show how often a lot of studies are corrupted from the start and only show the results that they were intended to show (what's referred to as confirmation bias). Dunno how old you are, but do yourself a favor - sack up now and tell your mother to step off. If the fuckin evening news is the best she can come up with as a way of raising her kid, then I'd say she's pretty fuckin clueless and isn't someone that should be listened to in the first place. So when she starts talking shit about your hobby of playing vidya, start ripping her apart for whatever her favorite hobby is. Your preference isn't any less valid than hers, and don't let that bitch tell you otherwise.

Good news, user, you have her genes!

How is she wrong? 12 hrs a day is excessive.

You’re probably typing this on your $4000 gaming rig while downloading something from steam. You are wayyy to angry about op’s game playing habits. If you had ever talked to a woman you would have realized that they exaggerate shit. Mention something twice and they are like “omg why are you always talking about X?”

Tell her all of your friends spend 12 hours a day running the streets, smoking pot, drinking beer, and fucking sluts...... but you choose video games.

Introduce her to Sup Forums and tell her video games are a much more productive waste of time. Lol

LOL THIS

>I'm 16
MODS

If he's playing 12 hrs a day, I think she knows he doesn't have any friends

What kind of games are we talking here? With an offline game like Civ 5 you can do plenty of other stuff while playing. The time spent "gaming" can be pretty misleading to an outside observer. But if you are sitting there for 6 hours straight each day, then it might be an issue, if for nothing more than your physical health.

>damn that looks like a nice used asshole
>opens pic
>shitparticle galore
>mfw

Don't respond, just click the little arrow at the top right of his post and click report, rule violation.
>Fucking newfags I swear.

I don't even care; spamming mods is a meme that evidently pre-dates you and actually reporting people is faggot new speak, faggot.

The bigest problem w retards is that they re thinking they re only one who is not...

KEK

Why does that picture have to exist?

Also,Dan you really got problem.

Dan's a retarded fuckin' faggot.

Man I was cool with 12 hours a week. You are spending more than 40 hours a week (a full time fucking job) playing games. That's not a hobby. That's a life changing amount of time to devote to something.

That's cute, literally been here since ot 5.
You don't even know about I swear or arrowing. God damn, lurk moar!
>Hopefully you know about that one.

"I'm retarded so you're retarded "

Show her

Give her the rape and show her how retarded you really are.

>be me
>always play vidya
>be from the ghetto as the only white kid
>start get computer at 12~
>make shit tons of friends playing cs 1.6
>make money scrimming actual teams
>make shit tons of friends irl because I'm a cool guy
>ffw making money on mlg for mw2 matches
>starting football player at good school
>still go home after games and practice and game hardcore
>nobody knows that I'm a fucking nerd
>barely graduate highschool because of reasons
>get full ride to d2 school for football
>still playing WoW raiding 5 days a week for progression in cata(multiple server firsts and always world top 30-40)
>drop out of college because of child scare and football actually damaging my body
>been dating same girl 7 years she knows I'm a nerd
>pretty much cut all ties with my family and said girl after miscarriage
>league was in its first season so lol
>actually played league and wow and misc games for 16+ hours a day training for my insurances licenses
>friends learn I game a shit ton and I'm relatively good
>nobody cares it just puts things into perspective for them
>I'm literally a wigger
>6 months later have my own business and making 160k my first year at 24
>still game 12+ hours a day while having quite a few friends and my own business

Tldr
Time management and not having autism and you can game all you want

Post a picture of your mothers tits

Hahaha so true.

So sad to see someone who has to respond to their own shitty comment because no one cares about what they had to say. Feel free to go back to Minecraft it whatever 12 year olds do these days.

Tell her that there's nothing more childish than letting FOX news tell her everything she knows, and that most news sources, (especially fox) like to appeal to old people by shitting on video games.
This works too