I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body...

I adopted a baby monkey after I found him on the side of the road next to his mother's lifeless body. The baby didn't know what to do and was sad and crying so I decided to take him with me and help raise him. So I decided to daily post a YouTube video of our baby monkey so everyone can see him. Here's my YouTube channel: youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg

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yoo!! that the homie jerome mcgnegus

He is cute

haha

uma delicia.

Who is that?

i have the same question

You want to eat him?

no one is eating my baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cute af

Haha youre awesome. Take care of the little guy

is the home

shieeettt my bad,,, i meant homie

i am and he is happy

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Those videos are a lot less cute then they sound.
The monkey looks miserable

he's happy and we are feeding him good and keeping him company

Why is this little white kid still sleeping on Christmas morning?

The authorities should be contacted for the picture. This little crakker has a rope around its neck and appears to be caged. The cage part is the right thing thou and ship him back to the caves of Europe while he's in there.

fuck off asshole. You're a retard if you think it's safe to keep a wild monkey UNLEASHED.

bunch of dumbass armchair critics who have zero real world experience.

Dont keep it then

and what am i supposed to do? leave it in the street to die?

Take it to a vet

okay and what is he supposed to do with it?

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Reported for animal abuse and illegally possessing a wild animal.

well thank god i don't live in the police state called America. Outside of the West, humans have freedom and don't have laws banning everything.

yes

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Is that monkeyboo?

yes

I’m still going to get you

What the hell kind of porn are you filming with that monkey!!!!!!!!!???????

What you need to do is contact a wildlife rehab facility that can give him a chance at a normal wild life.... they're not meant to be kept as pets

that's not mine, it's a capucin monkey named MonkeyBoo

I'LL SEND YA STRAIGHT TO HELL, FUCKER!!!

uh, such things don't exist in 3rd world countries? But what would you know, you entitled little western shit?

This. We know your heart is in the right place but you can't keep a fucking monkey as a pet, it isn't what nature intended and it won't be truly happy in captivity. You probably know that on some level

You're obviously trying to get money by posting it to YouTube. How shameful.

Do you plan on raping it when it gets big enough? Because that's what I would do.

it wont stay a cute little baby monkey forever, it will grow up and tear up everything it can get its hands on, and you will wished you never brought it home

Didn't even think of this. I hope it dies. Of course you'll probably kidnap another one

>youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg
Those videos are depressing the watch. You need to contact a rescue center.

When it's naughty, it will need to be punished....... sexually

He doesn't want to. He'd rather try to profit off of taking an animal out of the wild and trying to treat it like a human baby

He's even got a patreon for begging

I have a youtube channel about baby monkeys too
youtube.com/watch?v=9KcSNEm0Q3o

Reported all the videos for animal abuse.

Same

who says? many people keep monkeys as pets.

rescue centers don't exist in 3rd world countries, you son of basterd bich!

and yet we are NOT abusing it. Fuck you, faggot.

You are exploiting a wild animal for personal monetary gain. How is that not animal abuse?

Ding ding ding this guy gets it. You won't get through to this fucker though. He thinks he's helping it.

You need to release it while it's still able to have instinct take over and save it. You're ruining it's life and destroying any possibilities of it ever being truly happy. What a selfish man you are

How do I report a YouTube channel?

But the real question is, will you fuck the monkey? And if so, will you post the monkeyfuck here?

fuck ALL of you. You assholes would rather i just let him die on the side of the road helpless.

You should go to hell

Reported your Patreon for animal exploitation.

Nobody is saying you should let it die but keeping it tied up and filming it for profit makes you a piece of shit.

None of us have said to let it die. You clearly aren't very good at English. Anyway, even third world countries have rehab facilities for animals. You just need to look it up and find one. Stop being so selfish and defensive

All you have to do is look at the Patreon banner to see how awful this is for that poor creature.

Link please

patreon.com/BinkertheStinker

How do I report? I can't figure out this website

patreon.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/204914235-Where-can-I-report-a-creator-s-page-

Click the link in there to go to their janky Google form for reporting people. Patreon needs to get their shit together.

you fuckers are so overdramatic.

He is HAPPY with me. He will run and jump into my lap and sleep. He'll clean my arm or hair or whatever. He loves me

that monkey looks absolutely miserable

Ok, satan

ok, racist entitled westerner.

Lol wtf
I havent even said anything

Annnnd there is the shitskin coming out.

I hate monkeys

Yet it lives in a cage on a very short rope? This is no life for a

fuck the monkey and i will become a patreon

Thank you! I've reported him

For an animal

Why do you think we are all westerners? Because we disagree with what you are doing?

>stray monkey
HEY OP! Get yourself checked for Ebola

> implying a wild animal can be a stray

Reported OP's youtube channel. He is torturing this monkey to make patreon dollars. you all should do the same

YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY BABY AWAY FROM ME, YOU SON OF BASTERD BICH!!!!!!!!!!

monkeys are also kept as pets retard. If it's wild then OP should even get checked out earlier.

of course. it's a prisoner forced into youtube slavery

I'LL SEND YA STRAIGHT TO HELL, FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looked at your channel. What the fuck happened to the "Snow dog puppy"?

>no videos for 3 months

YOU BETTER FUCKING ANSWER US

Jesus, that's the best photo you had? It looks dead.

It didn't make enough money so he killed it and found a monkey.

best meal ever

While I applaud you for your willingness to rescue this little guy and give him a loving home, I'm not sure taking care of him will be the right idea.

Your heart is definitely in the right place but I think the best option for this little guy is to find a local humane society and hand him over to them. They will have better accommodations and will more likely be able to better prepare him to be on his own in the wild.

If he's living somewhere hot enough to support those small monkeys, it's probably too hot to have a snow dog

Torture him and record in camera, I'll pay you in btc if you want.

i still have him. Want me to post a video? He's much bigger now

Brauchen Sie ein Dokument, um dieses Tier zu adoptieren?

find the father and demand child support payments

fuck you man. He is a very nice monkey, very well mannered and tame. He trusts me and will sit on my lap and sleep. You think I am a monster to do something like that?

He doesn't want the monkey to go to the wild he wants to keep it as a pet and for people to pay him via his patreon

Actually, we do think you are a monster. Torturing him for BTC isn't a huge leap.

He probably sleeps on you because you make him and he's just happy to be out of his tiny cage

no i want to raise him so that when he is old enough and strong enough, he will be able to return to the wild if he chooses.

You are all cruel bastards.

i don't make him do shit, he runs and jumps on me when i am near

fuck u Sup Forumstard

Have you trained him to jerk you off and swallow the reward?

Youre retarded. There is no way he can return to the wild after you've raised him like that.

BE MORE QUALIFIED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN CARE FOR IT MORE THAN YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED ASS holy shit OP I hope that monkey shits in your mouth

Out of curiosity did you miss the part where Sup Forums became mind rapingly stupid five days ago and isn't here to show off or share with, just a place to be insulted by regardless of your situation?

Because it seems like you missed that. Good job taking care of your monkey. If you need to launch your video somewhere popular, try facebook