Why is Spartacus such a picky little faggot?

Why is Spartacus such a picky little faggot?

BUMP

Sura was best

Best character coming through.

Post girls you cunts come on.

No contest.

Yet another head I would see upon my pike

wrong

>tfw no antique qt

>no auntie Xena
You should all be ashamed

This

someone post the webm of the anal slave girl with the tittys

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>trimmed bush

1>2>5>4>3

Not bush. Merkins.

my nigger

Ilithyia is the best desu

One of the only shows where I fapped as much as I cried

but she's such a disgusting nasty dumb whore. and his face is like a pile of shit too

>she's such a disgusting nasty dumb whore
You say that like it's a bad thing

The women in Spartacus are all fugly.
The guys on the other hand...

>tfw no ceasar / crassus follow up show

rip

are all manlets?

When the actor playing Caesar is old enough I want a spin-off about the Gallic Wars and the Civil War against Pompey.

This looks like shit

that's becuase the show is pretty low budget. Still great though. 9/10

Why would he kill such a qt though?

isn't it better to subdue and have sex with her?

Only the Aztecs were known to be adept at capturing their enemies in battle for rape. Really makes you think.

you're trollin right, she's a whore in the show and in real life

deserved death/10

the original actor hoever, completely different story

I have no idea who she is. I never watched the show I don't know the actress. I'm judging by the gif alone.

Watch the fucking show you fucking cunt.
Bitch had it coming for 2 seasons. So glad it was based Ceasar who killed her.

Fuck nuNaevia. Ashur deserved death at the hands of a brother not some meat sleeve.

2>1>5>4>3

Forgive the Tumblr shit I don't deserve to stand Romans but I'm busy.

I prefer the Romans during vengeance because as much as Liam tried he wasn't Andy.

My favorite episode will always be The Thing in The Pits.

>as much as Liam tried he wasn't Andy.
While true, I think that had its benefits. Andy played a vengeful Spartacus whose sole focus was revenge while Liam played Spartacus at a different point in his life, more focused on fighting for freedom.

Is Kubrick's Spartacus worth watching?

>Pubes

Blegh, no thanks. Pretty hot, otherwise.

It's the only Spartacus worth watching

Which one was it that fucked the little boy and had hot /ss/ sex?

THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME.

This. Andy was too short and played a tragic character, he wouldn't be fit to play the tough leader of the rebel army. Liam towers over Crixus, Agron and Gannicus making him easier to identify as the leader.

Ilithiya

Thanks man that's the one I fapped to when it aired on TV.

Are most "modern" women fridges now?

What happened to the feminine hourglass?

So how does one get into the merkin application business? Asking for a friend.

>not fapping to all and enjoying the acting/story

Eh the only ones I found genuinely hot were the milf and the girl wanting young cock.

I wasn't planning on watching any kind of Spartacus. Not interested in the story per se, just in Kubrick's art. It's the only film of his I haven't seen.

can we get a webm pls?

Hope you mean Flawless otherwise I don't like you.

>actually liking fratboy faggot Caesar
kys

1>4>2>5>3

...

It's ridiculous how hot this bitch is, goddamn.

THEY DIDN'T HAVE SHAVED CUNTS IN ANCIENT ROOOOOOOOOME

> Bush Kino
Nothing sexier

>MY COCK RAGES ON
>GODS JAM COCK IN ASS
>MY COCK IS MAGIC
>JUPITERS COCK

What did they mean by this?

BEST
GIRL

>no Saxa
>no Sibyl
Dropped.

ONCE AGAIN THE GODS SPREAD CHEEKS AND RAM COCK IN ASS

Every time.

Kek every time.

Best tits on the show

FUCKING SOLONIUS

This guy was an asshole but he also had to endure some terrible shit.

That bit where he cuts the brand from his own arm was really rough. Self-mutilation rustles my jimmies.

This show had top-tier women and men.

Solonius literally did nothing wrong

Is he (our) guy?

DELETE THIS

so lonely ;_;

Women shaved their cunts because it was good protection against lice. Merkins are also an old invention. Medieval English prostitutes used them, for example.

That smug face

He looks like the kind of guy that would eye-fuck your children at the park.

No he didn't, Batiatus should have supported him instead of being antagonistic towards him after Gods but hindsight is a hell of a thing.

He was a fag.

Stop projecting.

best girl is jenna presley from the porn

Decadent orgy?

Good Cossutius!