all of my friends have girlfriends, and they make out with them in front of me, and they go out with them to the movies and shit and i just stay inside posting here and playing No Mans Sky on my PS4. how do I find a girl with this acne problem?
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Oliver Phillips
Post rest of face; one of the most romantically-successful dudes I ever knew had heavy pockmarks. The rest of his face was solidly handsome, so you can still make it despite really bad acne scars as long as you've got the rest of your shit down..
Jordan Green
first of all. roacutan. immediately.
Tyler White
Get over women and accept your cruel fate. Invent something worth a billion dollars and you'll be fine tho
Wyatt Sanchez
First of all, try masturbating less. It truly works against acne. Limit to once a week.
Adrian Edwards
>Post rest of face
ok. but inb4 pizza face.
Bentley Cook
the kid won't suffer enough with this cheese ass face?
Alexander Carter
fukkkk dude
Jaxon Morgan
accutane dude
Chase Watson
just b urself:)
Jayden Wright
You need prescription level anti acne meds, go see a dermatologist man.
Dominic Myers
try lifting (Not for the acne problem ofc)
William Ortiz
accutane my dude
Brayden Rogers
drink more water. scrub your face with a sponge to get rid of some of the dead skin cells that may block the pores. than put some acne treatment. moisturizer after. ( some acne reacts and multiply. it can become more if poked or scratched. although scrubbing it with a sponge once a day is someone what helpful if not touched throughout the day )
Evan Flores
If you've noticed it clears up when you are antibiotics for other issues you likely have rosacea ance. You doctor can either prescribe a low does antibiotic to take regularly or a topical antibiotic ointment. The ointment is a lot more expensive usually though.
Caleb Rodriguez
God is such a prick
Cooper Lee
Just cure that shit with Roacuttan
Luke Rogers
Drink jamu.. You can find it in indonesian shops. Natural and after 3 till 6 months you have good results
Easton Brown
damn, and I thought I had an acne problem on my forehead. sorry, man. I have this kind of acne problem on my forehead too though, and I also have blonde hair...
Gavin Diaz
i learned from a german review that if you drink horses piss you can heal that shit without meds.
Camden Diaz
you need to squeeze your blackheads before they get infected. spend more time in front of the mirror, not in front of ps4.
your only chance is fat ugly gf or virgin till 25 if you dont sort out.
Andrew Murphy
OP. Do what I did.
1) Cut out all refined sugars/carbohydrates from your diet. Atleast 90% of them. No processed foods, either.
2) Drink a fuck load of water.
3) Change pillow case every night/put clean towel over pillow every night.
4) Buy "Shea Moisture African Black Soap With Shea Butter 8 oz" on Amazon and rub your face the fuck up with this shit.
5) ????
6) PROFIT!!!
Brayden Cooper
not OP, but what'd you eat instead after cutting out the fake shit?
Blake Mitchell
lol
Easton Nguyen
This OP. Actual advice
Christopher Robinson
Stop playing no man's Sky you dumb fuck play something good
Camden Davis
holy fuck
Juan Hall
A fuck load of nuts, vegetables, eggs, fish, and meat. Preferably grass fed meat, but not a problem if it wasn't available.
Basically, chicken, turkey, eggs, venison, buffalo, pork, etc. Grilled salmon salads were my best friend. Kale, lettuce, collard greens, cabbage, peppers, broccoli, cauliflower, cucumbers, carrots. Apples, watermelon, bananas, mango, tomatoes, lemons, blueberries. Almonds, walnuts, pecans, Brazil nuts, etc, etc, etc.
It's not as hard as you think. Natural sugar is okay, as long as it's not too much. NO refined/added sugars, though.
EZ skin, EZ life, EZ $$$
Bentley Davis
put toothpaste on it and let that dry on your skin over night, the next day all the red shit will be gone. If you dont belive me try it out on a small area.
Do you not have a goddamn mom to tell you stuff like that?
Nathan Peterson
Best advice I've ever seen on a Sup Forums thread. Clearly people here can relate
Noah Butler
Saved this from a thread some time ago Hope this helps OP
Luis James
For real Op, I think I have a couple infographics for that shit, also see a dermatologist, he'll probably give you some doxycycline or some shit.
Colton Scott
But mostly this one, it is the most helpful.
Liam Reed
Fight stress at any cost. Many skin problems are stress related too. The diets mentioned by other anons are good, but you might clean your intestines first with a very complete treatment before starting. There are many studies relating your inner bacteria flora with the way your body deals with fat. You should find good nutritionist as well as a dermathologyst to chech on theese issues.
Tyler Cruz
Alright. I want to say underage b& but.. I feel for ya. This what ya do. >go to a dermatologist 1st If you're a poorfag like I was then you're gonna have to do it the hard way >strict hygiene regimen, like your brow sweats outside use a mild anti bacterial soap. Shower at least once a day, oilier skin may warrant a second shower - don't over do the shower on heat if you have sensitive skin. Cleaning the gunk out is important but you need to maintain a healthy epidermal horny layer. Brush yo teeth, stay away from conditioners/oils if your skin is naturally oily and dilute soaps if dry. CLEAN clothes if I have to tell you that curing acne won't help ya, this goes down to your sheets, blankets, even your fucking blanket steam it or take it to the cleaners if you must, some hotel housekeeping staff will be kind and do your pillow if you explain your situation and know a lick of Spanish. Anything that touches your face must be purer than the popes asshole. >I swear by the 9 devines if I catch you picking at your face I will turn into a dragon god and skull fuck you. Whiteheads can be GENTLEY expressed from their pores (you'll become a god at this... If you have to force it, if it hurt - don't fuck wit it.) Some say a better option is to just clean it with warm water and soap until it goes on its own. >if you're not scared of getting blown up, or learning Arabic go to an Arabic salon. They have a skin debunking treatment for around 20 bucks which will clear every god damn pore on your face, they even use horse hair to get that fucked up blackheads between your fave and nose. >NEXT your habits breed each other. Got acne so you play vidya, but the vidya gives you acne. Limit indoor vidya time - sunlight, and exercise will help with that just shower if you go ham. Drink a bunch of water too, it'll flush your toxins - stop mainlining Mt. Dew and bacon ass in your urethra. Eat healthy teenagers are bad about that, also bitches will think your refined culturally.
Daniel Campbell
>if you don't drink or smoke pot now would be the time to start, both are scientificly proven to reduce acne by relieving stress by about 420 times. >lastly on this subject stress will always fuck your skin more than picking your nose after masturbating without washing your hands. Sleep 8 hours, maintain that schedule, and don't think - the other steps naturally relieve stress which clears the skin, your not walking like a ghoul with shellshock now so women will like your air of confidence - which gets neddin, which reduces stress and it keep compounding.
Gratz, ya done it. Took you 2 weeks - if you stop following these tips it'll come back. Change your life, change your self.
PS - acne medicine (with its OTC scyllosatan acid) is snake oil. Anti bacterial soap and that hog wash both kill the too layer of skin, disinfect, and blast cheap/oil. Save yourself the money.
Sources I'm the guy this guy is talking about. What's up brother?
Austin Howard
>OP crops image Why would you larp as a dude covered in cystic acne dude wtf.
James Morgan
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Christopher Howard
I wouldn't eat that fucking pizza hoooly shit.
Lucas Collins
Also pretty sure OP pic gets posted quite often on Sup Forums