Name one thing Sup Forums can't do

Name one thing Sup Forums can't do

Count to ten. Just watch, I'll start.

1

I can name a lot...
>get me a girlfriend
>get me laid
>get me to 10k mmr
>get me a job

cow

Have a non porn thread

Name 1 thing Sup Forums can't do

Have a rational debate about anything... Ever.

Name one thing Sup Forums can do
FTFY

Count to 10 in individual, single increment, steps

Sup Forums has done that to several anons already

Have a non trap porn thread

>me

and has it gotten someone to 10k mmr?

Not post traps or gay shit for 24 hours

Girls

prevent itself from going turning increasingly to shit every damn day

bullshit, but i will belive it. tell the story though

i'm implying that it will never happen to me

Stay relevant

your hand don't count. user

you raised my hopes high and crushed them seconds later. way to go

just go outside

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not have one of these threads right now

nigger

jigaboo

You silly goose, I think you meant 3

You silly goose, I think you meant "You silly goose, I think you meant 2.5"

Count to 5.

You silly goose, i think you meant "i fucked a cow in the ass yesterday"

that's my boy!

give you a will to live