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Ngannou Edition

News:
UFC 211 in 20 days

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Reem and Moose bless

WMMA A SHIT

lmao dwarfie outed his ass

jacapoopoo bless schizophrenia

Don't get lost.

What did he mean by this?

That's called getting old while still fighting.

What a loser hahhaa

Dockie is a troubled young man

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Sad to have such an autist like Adan completely BTFO your whole existence

Quick rundown on dockyboi?

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/heem/ is GOAT

lmao Thank you
Have a gooby

Honestly, proves nothing. This might upset people and they will accuse me of being dockcuck. I did something a year or so ago to make a Schaub poster look like he samefagging where I "accidentally" didn't completely erase a (you) (that I had shopped in to begin with) and then deleted the post quickly. Pretty classic psy-op memeing. Dockie also could just be schizo.

"sometimes I work a mobile battlestation"

That's probably going to be what Bisbong/GSP will look like.

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>Tfw this isn't shopped

MANLETS

sup jacadockie

The Lost Battalion

Is dockcuck in the LB?

Hello Jacaroidockiesperg

Well at least you admitted it. Better late than never.

>is in constant contact with papa smurf, himself, and his 6 brothers
>rules heem with an iron, but tiny, fist
>adan and spergop bow down to him
>rules the waves and the docks
>5'4 144lbs of pure testosterone, self loathing, and napoleon complexnesity
>prone to autistic spergouts of awesome

so you haven't seen GSP lately eh

I expected as such.

Lol, it was funny though. Were you the goof I set up?

COME TOGETHER RIGHT NOW

>>adan and spergop bow down to him

I am literally the first person to ever BTFO him and he literally never recovered from it

lmao a trained tradesman claiming that removing baseboard trim is difficult and then having a DIY video of a woman explaining how to do it when you can't get a man to help you

poor little guy

>Were you the goof I set up?
Yes. Nobody has posted that screencap in a while though, but people used to bug me about it a lot.

>9 seconds

>this damage control
calm down buddy, I think I might have a babygap coupon for you laying around.

you're a sperg too bud. I just prefer a cold to explosive shits.

Not this time bro

lol little guy couldnt even get the filename right

fucking losers

Did he suddenly grow 10cm?

>please believe me

LMAO
M
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In Coral Springs?

You will literally never top it spergy

Lol, it was nothing personal. I just live for the memes.

Can heem grow a beard this nice?

I don't have to conform to your standards. Worry about yourself

Why you always gotta reply to me when I post those webms? Do they bother you?

Fresh

Brand new updated calendar. I think I got all the events this time

Never know who might be impersonating who. Always be vigilant, /heem/.

serves you right for trying to make based jacare look bad, little dwarf

Soon.

alternative lil heeminder

Yes they do bother me.
Come on bro. Don't make me use my Sup Forums pass symbol now whenever I post.

Enough with the damage control. You got caught.

More Hug

>american turbosperg shitposter has turned on the other american spergs

lmao indeed bud

whats up boy

I h8 bullies

You are addicted to being a loser.

>3.5mb
this is why you should try to make things

You think I am a MCGOAT believer and then I blindside you with a mctappy meme. I enter into a shitposting flow state. The side I started on doesn't matter. The elite care not for the quibbles of cheetoh fingered nerds. We serve the memes alone.

Nuke this general already.

Heem was actually discussing mma in the morning but now they're back to figuring out which one is the biggest loser
never change

Who was in the wrong here?

I'm gonna go back to my bomb ass life now you go ahead and stay here and flop around with the other quality american posters bud

>my bomb ass life

I unironically ironically strive to cause heem to devolve into chaos. It's really not hard with the supporting cast available. I was spending too much time here and decided the easiest way to stop was to destroy /heem/ to preeempt any inclination I would have to browse. I announced it about months ago and everyone just called me autistic. Tell me, who is autism now?

Looking forward to your next post.

Should not have brought up that incident with the false-flagger. Hopefully he's gone by now.

He couldn't let the deadline get close.

The snitches 100%

Really bro? You're this triggered by getting busted that you lash on me?

Just because there are other autist doesn't mean you;'re not one
You belong here

How do you see Steepay vs. JDS going?

This is going to be a long 3 weeks until UFC 211.

/heem/ is headed for another dark age if things are already this autistic

Stick it in the archive after I'm gone. Let the mods chase after a dead man. Are you kidding ? I AM heem boulevard.

I find this very funny 2bh. Friend simulators are amusing when it's such goofy stupid autism

youre so pathay

Nobody asked you! BEAT IT!

heem is getting restless

c-can i eat pancakes off of her chest?

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Schaub would finish the them both in the USADA era.

Unironically this.

>Le gimmick xD
Embarassing life you lead dwarf.

We are tying to talk about fights, keep your autism out of it if you don't have an argument. Brendan is objectively a bad matchup for stipe and JDS .

What's your problem weirdo? Stop talking to me immediately.

Brendan Schaub would ragdoll JDS. Quick sub.

shut the fuck up dwarf

At least do a better job of hiding it you schizo mandrama watching loser.

just a lil heeminder of the official /heem/ shawb image md5 filter
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144 lbs

Thanks man

I know this is difficult for you to process, but many people here strongly dislike you and simultaneously many people here love Brendan Schaub. Get a clue.

Sad, can't even mention a fighter in his post but cries about autism. You can't even deny that Schaub would be champ in the USADA era. h8rs are left in shambles AGAIN!

Brandon Moreno

>tfw the nicest people in the UFC are going to beat each other up

I have no idea how it's going to play out, they can both heem each other in any rounds. I will be happy and sad wathever the result.

rent free

It's gonna be a 5 round war.

I want JDS to win personally.

>mfw more people are joining the church of Schaub every single day

Like him or love him, you MUST respect him.

I admire your work