Help me get laid Sup Forums
Help me get laid Sup Forums
A homeless person could probably fuck this whore
“Weird question and forgive me for asking”
good GOD you’re such a faggot.
You’re beyond help.
Yea but a homeless guy has more game than me unfortunately.
>post full convo OP
>for scientific research
Honestly nothing special just talking about tattoos and Harry pooter
Literally just ask to fuck this weekend. Not that hard.
>for scientific purposes
Look if this chick's been in a fivesome, she's probably dtf with you no question. Just pop the question casually.
Give me a couple minutes on mobile
Do or Die OP, say "Look you pretty and I want to get too know you more but I am looking for some fuck you down?"
so, uhmm,let me be straight to the point... wanna fuck?
Just an update
You in nigga
Lock it in with a date
Ask if she's down to link up tonight/this week and if so then ask for her cell#
Just waiting on a response atm. Will post results.
Don't be a faggot and ask for a date
Deal has been sealed thanks Sup Forumsros
Now, get us some nudes
This, or at the very least let us look at her tinder pics OP
Can do get ready to be unimpressed
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It's all right Sup Forumsro sometimes you just need a slump buster. I'm probably going to have to lower my standards a bit on NYE to get a rhythm going
you fucked up, her snapchat is in the description
Stay keeping us updated user. We want to know how deep you have her hooked
You better cum on that face
She's no 10/10 but she is cute none the less
Snapchat in description xd
and she's a fucking harry potter weeb who likes skinny pale guys
bitch is nuts.
Can't really post pics cause of location, but deciding on a day.
Cock block him
shes fucking fat op, way to sell yourself short
Kinda my fetish to be honest.
And how many bitches you ridin user???
i can
You'll never be as alpha as the dude they all fucked in that fivesome
i've got a gf, but i'd never stoop so low
Wrap it up or prepare for aids OP
I can't deny that. I'm pretty beta tbh.
>That was easy
She is a 4.
>Nurse that smokes
>sexual deviant
>degenerate homosexual
Do not want/10
Listen, if you manage to fuck this up after everything she’s said to you, I’ll cut MY dick off
>OP) #
Agreed. Kys OP
Sad thing is I've had worse. 20yo mother of newborn was probably my lowest point.
Maybe some of us just gotta deal with whats in our area, god knows if I could get to the city I could stop shaking hands with the president!
yeah dude op standards are low as fuck, and bro how did you not scare this chick off, you sound so fucking beta in your messages, I bet she comes over and fucks you in the ass.
Pretty much what it is. Moved to a retirement town cause better job. 95% of population is people over the age of 60
Glad someone see's my point of view
ITT: Morbidly obese fedora-touting virgins calling OP a beta.
>I mean I wouldnt want my inbox flooded with dicks
>posts her SC
You know what to do, boys. Flood her inbox with dicks.
where are you from op?
OP here
Deal is sealed.
Get check
i think your local op
Let he who is without sin
Possibly. Mile radius is like 50 or something.
she will probably come, go all crazy on you and try to kill you.
Noice
you're an illinois-fag?
Nah, on the border of Arkansas. Got kicked out when 18. Family moved. Been building myself back up ever since.
>be me 2000-2003
> "DO NOT SUMMON STRANGERS FROM THE INTERNET"
>be random girl in OP's post (and OP) 2017
>purposedly and intentionally summon strangers from the web.
>use real names, phones and addresses too.
U are fucking crazy.
Not going to fuckin bring her back home. If shit goes that way I'll get a room.
I just added her on SC, going to white knight. She needs to know how beta op is
Triple dubs have spoken
you should send pictures from OP with extremely hairy small dicks, saying : " I am metal "
"Thinking about tattooing an i on my dick, what do you think?"
ok here. Not even real metal. Just that pussy ass emo shit
sent her a picture of my dick,
hey harry potter and fall out gayz are "metal" for kids nowadays!
this