Help me get laid Sup Forums

Help me get laid Sup Forums

A homeless person could probably fuck this whore

“Weird question and forgive me for asking”
good GOD you’re such a faggot.
You’re beyond help.

Yea but a homeless guy has more game than me unfortunately.

>post full convo OP
>for scientific research

Honestly nothing special just talking about tattoos and Harry pooter

Literally just ask to fuck this weekend. Not that hard.

>for scientific purposes

Look if this chick's been in a fivesome, she's probably dtf with you no question. Just pop the question casually.

Give me a couple minutes on mobile

Do or Die OP, say "Look you pretty and I want to get too know you more but I am looking for some fuck you down?"

so, uhmm,let me be straight to the point... wanna fuck?

Just an update

You in nigga

Lock it in with a date

Ask if she's down to link up tonight/this week and if so then ask for her cell#

Just waiting on a response atm. Will post results.

Don't be a faggot and ask for a date

Deal has been sealed thanks Sup Forumsros

Now, get us some nudes

This, or at the very least let us look at her tinder pics OP

Can do get ready to be unimpressed

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It's all right Sup Forumsro sometimes you just need a slump buster. I'm probably going to have to lower my standards a bit on NYE to get a rhythm going

you fucked up, her snapchat is in the description

Stay keeping us updated user. We want to know how deep you have her hooked

You better cum on that face

She's no 10/10 but she is cute none the less

Snapchat in description xd

and she's a fucking harry potter weeb who likes skinny pale guys

bitch is nuts.

Can't really post pics cause of location, but deciding on a day.

Cock block him

shes fucking fat op, way to sell yourself short

Kinda my fetish to be honest.

And how many bitches you ridin user???

i can

You'll never be as alpha as the dude they all fucked in that fivesome

i've got a gf, but i'd never stoop so low

Wrap it up or prepare for aids OP

I can't deny that. I'm pretty beta tbh.

>That was easy

She is a 4.
>Nurse that smokes
>sexual deviant
>degenerate homosexual

Do not want/10

Listen, if you manage to fuck this up after everything she’s said to you, I’ll cut MY dick off

>OP) #

Agreed. Kys OP

Sad thing is I've had worse. 20yo mother of newborn was probably my lowest point.

Maybe some of us just gotta deal with whats in our area, god knows if I could get to the city I could stop shaking hands with the president!

yeah dude op standards are low as fuck, and bro how did you not scare this chick off, you sound so fucking beta in your messages, I bet she comes over and fucks you in the ass.

Pretty much what it is. Moved to a retirement town cause better job. 95% of population is people over the age of 60

Glad someone see's my point of view

ITT: Morbidly obese fedora-touting virgins calling OP a beta.

>I mean I wouldnt want my inbox flooded with dicks
>posts her SC
You know what to do, boys. Flood her inbox with dicks.

where are you from op?

OP here
Deal is sealed.

Get check

i think your local op

Let he who is without sin

Possibly. Mile radius is like 50 or something.

she will probably come, go all crazy on you and try to kill you.

Noice

you're an illinois-fag?

Nah, on the border of Arkansas. Got kicked out when 18. Family moved. Been building myself back up ever since.

>be me 2000-2003
> "DO NOT SUMMON STRANGERS FROM THE INTERNET"
>be random girl in OP's post (and OP) 2017
>purposedly and intentionally summon strangers from the web.
>use real names, phones and addresses too.

U are fucking crazy.

Not going to fuckin bring her back home. If shit goes that way I'll get a room.

I just added her on SC, going to white knight. She needs to know how beta op is

Triple dubs have spoken

you should send pictures from OP with extremely hairy small dicks, saying : " I am metal "
"Thinking about tattooing an i on my dick, what do you think?"

ok here. Not even real metal. Just that pussy ass emo shit

sent her a picture of my dick,

hey harry potter and fall out gayz are "metal" for kids nowadays!

this