Hey guys just lost my job over some stupId stuff. Now I have the worst Xmas present ever, unemployment...

Hey guys just lost my job over some stupId stuff. Now I have the worst Xmas present ever, unemployment. What are my options living out here in CA

that's shitty brah. have a bump.

Thanks better than nothing so far.

how long did you have the job

Three years. I was a maintenance guy at a theatre.

What kind of shitty stuff? It would help if we knew what field too. Honestly, just go for unemployment. That place is a socialist shithole, I would expect it to be pretty easy to get unemployment.

you can file for unemployment benefits right now. that's what that shit is there for

Me and my fiance are thinking that just got the news rn, but I'm not trying to go full nigger just yet.

Unemployment isn't welfare. You've earned it. File, take a break, get your head right, and then find something new. It'll be good for you in the long run.

This. Honestly just say you don't feel like working and enjoy a free ride, Canada's gonna fall apart with or without you taking advantage.

man you've had a job for three years and most likely busted your ass. don't worry about going nigger especially just temporarily. those benefits are there for people like you. Idk how it works in Cali but I was on unemployment for like 8 months in NC a few years ago and I don't regret a thing.

California.

I guess you're right, but here's the kicker, my fiance is out a job too. We worked at the same place. I'll green text the story but it's embarrassing so I'm kinda holding off still.

I mean is it truly super easy to get unemployment bucks?

here take this

eeeew, i can fucking smell this picture

Guys I really need help. Anyone got ideas?

I'm curious about the "stupid stuff". Why'd you lose it?

EY ME TOO

Alright gimme a second here's a pic of my girls leg as incentive

You guys got caught fucking. Calling it now

this

>>Xmas party comes up so we decide fuck it let's go
>> bring some tall cans of beer to let loose
>>turns out no drink in we say fuck it and sneak off to drink anyway
>> buddy joins us in a hall on the far side from party
>>theatre is xbox huge so we figure it's fine
>> not fine some rat scopes out my buddy headed to hallway and finds us out
>> tell us to scram and we do
>> next day suspended

My buddy a big buff nig and I'm like 99% sure management don't like him cause he cucks all the male management out of the qt3.14's at work
>>no fucking what so ever.

I'd say your most important option is to learn a lesson. Rules exist for reasons and even if they do not, when the person signing your paycheck makes them, you should probably listen to the rules if you want to keep that job.

You could have literally just walked outside. You are an idiot. Glad ya got fired faggot.

All of management were very clearly drinking not just implying like make clear references they were

Hall is outside not inside

If it was an adamant rule we wouldn't of disregarded it so easily.

Then I sense only one thing that could have happened here. You both were shitty workers and they were looking for excuses to fire you. Any way you look at it, you have a lesson to learn here. Do better next time. I slept on the streets of So Cal when I fucked up bad enough and I learned my lesson. I made sure I never made the same mistakes that led me there again. In other words, take the lesson and move on.

Lesson already learned I'm not dealing with a place like that I just need some ideas on where to look or what to do in the meantime. Not really too stressed just an inconvenience. I figured someone here is a sly guy with some facts to help me down a fork in the road.

Off the premises, whatever. My point is don't do it where they can be seen by coworkers or employers.

We did it was literally someone trying their hardest to look for us.

Alright then. Here's a pretty sly maneuver: find a new job. Hopefully a better one that fulfills you more and pays you more money. Oh, and get the fuck out of that state. I lived there for 28 years and within a year of moving away (with nothing and no prospects), I was capable of supporting a family. The cost of living is hell out there and, statistically, you'll never get ahead.

What would be the best neighboring state?

Oregon is cheaper, and it's liberal like Cali, perhaps more so. Weather is colder, but not as cold as Colorado. Arizona is cheaper as well, and it's conservative. Hot as hell in the summer. Utah is nice, but a bit strange, being owned by the Mormon church. I didn't much like it there, but the Rockies make for a fucking majestic backdrop to have your morning coffee. I currently live in Texas, mainly because I feel safe living in a state where it's legal to defend my life. It's hot here though, and the terrain is comparably drab. Do not move to Arkansas. It has that old vibe of real (and I mean REAL) racism. It doesn't mesh well with someone brought up in Cali. Pretty much anywhere outside New York and Cali are cheaper than there though, so you can't really go wrong. Depends on what you believe in and where you would feel most comfortable.