/MLB/ general-FUCK LORIA Edition

MIN: Dozier hits three-run double against Rangers
MKE: Thames slugs two more homers versus Reds
MKE: Ryan Braun leaves game with bruised foot
CWS: Miguel Gonzalez shines for eight against KC
CWS: Matt Davidson drives in four Monday vs. KC
BAL: Brach earns fourth save Monday versus Rays
CHC: Heyward slugs three-run homer, drives in four
CIN: Mesoraco (hip, shoulder) to be activated Fri.
LAD: Joc Pederson (groin) lands on 10-day DL
SF: Denard Span (shoulder) out 2-4 more days
ARZ: Shelby Miller (elbow) getting second opinion
LAD: Julio Urias to start for Dodgers on Thursday

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The Most Historical Franchise

1STROS

We should bring back turf fields and Whiteyball.

WELL MR BURNS HAD DONE IT

>only team to lose 10,000 MLB games
Disband em

in b4 Mariners anime guy and Royals Pants/Cat guy.

the reds are going to have an elite bullpen by the end of the season

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Didn't the Barves lose 10,000 as well a year or two ago?

injuns

I love the BIG RED DOWN ARROW. It's so much fun .

Anyone got a stream for Cubs Pirates?

Marlels Meme Magic

How many runs does Hendricks give up this game

I'm guessing 4

fuck Tomlin

Who else /rainedout/ here?

Barfs fan here, me too.

8:40 game time
>baseball in colorado was a mistake

We were supposed to continue the streak

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Shit, they were at 10,000 back in 2007 right?
I think there are 5 at 10k now.

Drink the Arrow

At lest it's better to have a guaranteed rate than a guaranteed rape. So I guess the name is okay.

stuck in a hotel room at the jorsey shore and it's raining

can't even watch phils blow a late game lead tonight

looks like it's the gym for me

>STILL not having retractable roof stadiums
kek

>Jeb buying the Marlins

please cheer

baseball-reference.com/teams/

>have 10k loses and less than 10k wins

LMAOOOOO

Untrue. But the Phillies from 1919-1949 were an absolute dumpster fire. I mean it was unprecedented levels of misery.

le guacamole man

I wanted to watch VV because I still believe

Who /Yankees-Marlins/ here

the JEETS will turn things around

Is that Rudy?

Dude, if the start time was in half it would be 4:20. LMFAO WEED

BE NICE TO THE FUCKING WHOS

They are in objectively the most competitive division in baseball.

Nats win again

>Atlanta 10,444-10,444 all time
Lol

Thats not the AL East

ITT faggots who almost received CYA.

What a fucking embarrassment. Faggots like this are the reason Kershaw should get it every season regardless of anything.

Man what a pussy. Faggot actually thought he was Maddux Lmfao. Bitch.

Vince is good bro. Shit control. Nasty slider excellent fastball and curve is nasty. You guys got Giles for him in a 1:1 right? Shit was worth it.

>2 teams above .500
>another division in the picture has 3 teams above .500

Hot take: the AL East will have 4 teams over .500 at the end of the season.

We also got Eshelman, Appel, and someone else I can't remember. I still believe in Eshelman's plus plus control. But the belief around here is that he'd be better suited in an 8th or 9th inning role.

>the whos are better this season than last season after losing sale and eaton

perhaps we must apologize to kenny

Poor Boston

Honestly haven't heard of those guys but VV 17K game impressed me. I actually watched him stay in LA against Maeda last season. Vince took an L on like 2 homers from Pederson. He's got talent. He's not a velocity baby his off speed is legit.

Daily reminder that the Chicago White Sox blew up their 2016 roster because of a 12 year old kid.

Adam Eaton did nothing wrong and had every right to keep his kid in the clubhouse.

Took a ball from Zach hample lads. Feels good. Literally my greatest achievement. Feels bad

Mark Appel was a first overall pick for Houston. He has good stuff and not bad command, but he has an incredible inability to generate swings and misses. I've seen too many times him get hitters in 0-2 and 1-2 counts, but never get the out

Eshelman is in AA I think. He was known for having surrendered 7 walks his entire college career. He's got that kind of command for a low velocity pitcher.

Biggest worry will always be Nola. Prior tier mechanics and timing will kill him. especially since his velocity spiked up

qué

>Adam Eaton
Adam LaRoach, bro. How could you forget the only Turkish brothers in MLB history?

Can we agree that for all the faults of the Snek uniforms, that the Dark Grey roads was something they did right?

Eaton treated drake like he was his own. Close enough.

Huh, what? I do not remember this

Why does it feel like this shit happened 20 years ago or something?

You mean to tell me you got these two plus VV for Giles? Honestly the command isn't something that translates to the major league level. Nola looks like he's trying to be a right handed Cole Hamels, how hard is he throwing? He was topping out at 91 right?

They look like shit in daylight tho

Google "Drake LaRoche"

Last year he was around 89-91, now he regularly hits 93, and can touch 95

I actually like the glow-in-the-dark uniforms the Dbacks have. They are really nice.

Pics in dark now

I like it. Maybe it's just me though. It's a shame that everything else is just so bad. The game could use more different colored road uniforms.

>last season
Pretty sure they were 23-10 last season early on.
9-9 is nothing.

These are sick too.

They're all sick.

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Yeah, I like the neon glowing teal as well. But it's not for everyone. the stupid back/shoulder/calf thing is the worst though.

Someone redpill me on the AL East.

Why are they so elite?

royals???

Triggered.

Stop posting him in that uniform.

Triggered.

Stop posting him in that uniform.

Triggered.

Stop posting him in that uniform.

These only look stupid because of the gradient black shit on the ankle.

Otherwise the jersey is also sick

royals white sox

Is this more or less silly than beer and fried chicken?

No.

I'm not a fan of the red shade either

Theseason

True oldfags remember when greinke was literally the only good thing about tje Royals.

Can you imagine a 25 man roster where only 1 out of the 25 was actually a good baseball player?

Then they trade him and win the world series like 7 years later

Fucking roymemes

>NYY/BOS rescheduled for middle of July
>ATL/NYM rescheduled for end of September

That's really planning ahead.

Tigers

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*signs two hundred million dollars at age 33*

Is Zack Greinke going to be featured in Oceans 14?

What a legend

Pretty sure they got Cain and Dyson from Milwaukee. Then they both thanked Zack Greinke in their WS parade speech. This ain't a joke. They name dropped Greinke in their celebration and thanked him. No Greinke trade, no championship for KC

>King Felix lasts 2 innings.

MARINERS!

who /selfloathing/ here

Hahahaha. That's sad.

hahaha FUCK Altuve

RIP ASSTROS SEASON.

RIP Altuve

video?

blue board, can't show a man being killed

twitter.com/cushmanMLB/status/857027206043901954

shit he's dead

Outfield collision. He looks okay. Teoscar Hernandez got carted off the field though

RIP

Yeah, they should've made them simpler though

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>75501369
>75501385
Stay classy, Dallas

>BIG
>ORANGE
>DUCKS

Oh for sure. If they had gone without the shoudler, back, and calf shit we'd be in a better place

rays are literally cheating

well, it's official: Jeter is part-owner of the Marlels.

sports.yahoo.com/news/report-derek-jeter-jeb-bushs-group-wins-auction-miami-marlins-185420088.html

What is the best metric for judging how effective a reliever is?

No it's not

Their bid has been accepted but they still might struggle to get the investors to actually put up the cash

stranded runners