ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

bumps

fingered my sister pretty recently while she was asleep, don't feel bad and would love to do it when she is awake but not really wanting to get in some trouble with anyone

is she like 2yo?

bmp

bred is kill rip

she was 14

Fucked a black hooker from CL in Brooklyn. Told me she was 18. I think she was about 13. Didn't care, busted a nut anyway.

she wasnt asleep. unless she was in a coma

can someone give me a hidden wiki tor? :(

nigglett gonna send yo ass to jail

he is only 12 probably

Lol

either way i enjoyed myself even if she was awake

I actually done this with my fathers girlfriends daughter (not anymore) and we was both awake and doing stuff until around 3am.

my gf taught my 10yo niece how to shave her pussy

I'm absolutely obsessed with downblouse hunting when I'm in public.
At every opportunity I'm glancing at girls tops to see if they are wearing an oversized bra and also to see if I can get into a good position to look down their top into their bra.
It's draining because I'm looking at all times in the mall and super markets.
Sometimes I spend my whole lunch break at work walking around the mall looking for oversized bras and trying to see nipples.
My absolute favourite type are the padded bras that teens wear, and they don't realise the bra gap it creates where you can see their nipples from the right angle.

Really? She had hair already?

Putting sleeping pills in daughters food/drink

I'm a trap and a few of my close friends don't know, but they follow my trap twitter

I have sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

Jacked myself off with my friends teen sisters hand while she was passed out next to her boyfriend.

Then unloaded in her facewash.

How old is she?

Need one more year to have her sweet birthday

Nice. How developed are her tits?

yes, she's had hair for a while, 2 years at least

I've actually sent an anonymous 3 page letter to the state governor's office outlining a plan to deal with the homeless/heroin epidemic in this state.
I included 1000 acre confinement camps with "tiny houses", gestapo type heavy security, lower cost to have "human services" go to one place instead of traveling and hunting for the people they are charged with helping, law enforcement could more directly deal with those outside the camp and have a place to dump them... there really are so many benefits to this idea, including the treatment of those who continue to commit crimes, repeatedly drop out of programs, and waste taxpayer money: turn them into soylent green to feed the camp and prisons.

Hair since she was 8?
How bushy is it?

The best bjs of my life were from a gay dude at the time I had a girlfriend. I've fucked 2 different boipuccis but I still identify as a straight male.

Pretty much developed i think she hit the full size. If not, i can't wait

Sick fuck

I lied to my girlfriend that she was first girl I've told I loved

I masturbate anally
Male, 33, married for 10 years

Ah right, are the areolas puffy still or flat?

I lied to my GF that she was the first girl I fucked.

started getting it at 8. she usually keeps it trimmed so ive never seen it fully bushy

>learned from mom that my aunt is a legit escort
>furious search EVERYWHERE to book her from somewhere
>no results
>i call her on her personal phone with a prepaid phone
>book her to a hotel that she chose
>she came and saw me and wanted to leave
>told her i would pay double the amount
>fucked her for 2 hours
>payed her and she left
>now i go to her house to fuck her
>still paying though.....

I was horny so i used my daughter's butthole (hot dogged it) until i came on her back.

I'm a feminist!

What do you do once she's out?

That's pathetic!

The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors on his hobnail boots lying with his eyes as his hands are busy working overtime

come on Sup Forums and make up stories

Flat
Play games. She is still young so very playful

Fuck the tits. Just GTFO

Post pics. Got kik?

Do you not do it yourself?

How is she playful if she's asleep?

How did you come upon the boipucci and for was it

Do you know what happiness is?

Sounds about right

What is that my friend?

How did you meet them? How was fucking the boipucci

Wasn't there a city in germany where they allowed every single drugs in a tiny gettho without electricity, and it basicaly ended up with junky injecting them self, laying on the ground until they dies of hunger.

I am apparently incredibly attracted to women who are moms. The first was the blonde hair, blue eyed, B-cup girl who had a dolphin tattoo on her ankle. We worked together and I just started to become incredibly attracted to her to the point of obsession. After a year or so I had to switch jobs cause opportunity or whatever. And I ended up in a hospital. The first lady I'm drawn to is the black hair, blue eyed lady, who has a lower voice and a Disney princess face. To the point where when she speaks to me I can't concentrate because she's so pretty. Eventually I learn her name (Which off topic reminds me of Laura Palmer which is funny cause good show and movie) and stalk her Facebook for a few minutes. Turns out she's married and has two kids...just like the last woman I liked. Guess I'm a sucker for the unobtainable.

To be fair I also pretend to be a feminist, because my gf is a dumbass who get turned on when I talk about the pink tax and bullshit like that!

A warm gun. You need to listen more

Cuck

>Still identify as a straight male

This is so asinine. The definition of straight dictates that you don't get blowjobs from men or fuck them in the ass, and you've done both.

Clearly you're bi, you don't have to lie to yourself about liking it when a dude goes to town on you.

>I have a human body, two arms, two legs, and a head, but I identify as a hammerhead shark.

My cock is shooting warm cum after I see a girls nipple in public while looking down her top.

>b cup tits
>pregnant

Who the fuck even get a boner from small tits?

Secret:

I am a master at omegle (I dont use games). Surprisingly there are still girls that frequent the site, but you have to now be really patient to come across one since popularity of the site has been declining

Opinion:

I hate the homeless. They are a disease that plague cities and they should be off'd

Breast > Nipple

Teens or older women?

Fucking savage. Damn you are prick

I've been in love with one of my best friends from high school for years despite the fact I know she doesn't feel the same way. I just can't seem to move on

You're bi. You're not straight. Fucking a dude in the ass, though totally acceptable and encouraged if engaged in with consent, is not "straight."

Stop lying to yourself.

How do you see a whole breast in public though?
Very rare.

I become a ballsy deviant when I drink. It's terrible.

>Be me, university fag
>know 2 queer guys from highschool
>Befriend one currently in my university
>"Hey user, when will you come visit me"
>act uninterested but curious af. Decide to try the infamous boipucci
>go visit him but he comes onto me strong
>set boundaries
>expect no kissing/bj from me. He agrees
>goes on the suck the life out of my 7inch fat soda can dick
>mfw
>Tell him to stop before I cum
>lift him up and bend him over
>use vaseline as lube and brutalize that ass. tight af
>boipucci is not a meme guys.

Both. But if your first impression isnt good they will always skip instantly.

You sick cunt! I hope someone removes your ball using a spoon

My ex used to get off by watching me twist the tags of her thongs and put them down my dick hole, this was when life had meaning for me

I wish that I could lead an army into the southwest and purge the mexicans back to Mexico for God emperor Trump.

I'm talking scorched earth and kill all on site , no prisoners , no records , just hell for the mexicans to pay for the cancer they have brought across the border

I'm also a jew who has been flame/shill/shit posting on Sup Forums since it was a board

Nah she was good shit. You just don't know. The only reason I know her cup size is cause I ended up her in house and got to her bra drawer.

I don't give a shit otherwise she got two kids and is my favortire person ever. I fuckin love her. She's the best. I don't give a shit about her tit-size. I just know cause I'm a creeper that can't accomplish much. She's the best.

Laura is probably like an A-cup. She's fucking way too cool though. I don't care about tits. Who cares.

She doesn't need to be. I am making all the fun

...

Go to a mexican tourist resort, you'll see planty of drunk american women with their tits out!

My dad came over to my mom's house to tell me that my grandmother had passed away. I knew her fairly well but seeing as she lived in the Midwest I didn't get to see her alot. Like once every few years I jacked off like 25 min after he left because I had moved on and got board.

True that.
But I prefer when the girl doesn't realise she's showing her tit or nipple.
Much hotter than some flashing bimbo.

>>"straight male"
Boy do i have some news for you buddy.

>I got in a fight with a supposed "friend" who owed my girlfriend at the time $10.
>I ended up getting the money
>she ended up saying "I should have just waited to see if he pays up" and we break up
>5 days later its Christmas and we go give each other our presents and our personal belongs she gave me my love letters I wrote her at the time
>I go over today to give her the love letters and belongs she gave me. She was in the supposed "friend" truck who owed her money.

You say that cause you have a small dick, so you can't afford to juge women equipement.

Joining the military was probably one of the worst decisions I ever made. After I finish my contract I'm going to use my GI Bill so I can do something with my life. And try to block out this period of my life.

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier tonight

REPORTED

No youre a virgin , but it's okay buddy , I hope you get laid eventually

What position were they in when you found them?

Nah nogga, I shove thong tags my dick for fun but this is where I draw the line

I couldnt tell because I was too angered.

...

I bet it was your daughter!

I've had many great omegle sessions, actually met an ex of mine through there.

Also, confession, I've jerked off to at least 10

Post nudes of ex

...

no. but family, yes

You kikes are all the same, doctors, lawyers, creators of communism but you have to ruin Sup Forums too? What the fucking fuck

What were the girls usually doing when you jerked to them?
Any of them show you their budding tits?

So I would be like "Nah fuck you dude I got 8 inch" but yeah small small dick and

a virgin for sure. But nah. It's the fact my mom got taken away from me at the age of 10. She then got murdered at 15 for me. After all that shit I've developed a mommy complex. I just want someone to coddle me and tell me it
ll be all okay. Sadly, I don't find myself attracted to women my age unless they are moms. I get that it's fucked but that's how it goes with mental issues. Also I've decided that fuck getting with a woman I don't want it. So virgin forever. That's an interesting viewpoint becuase basically nobody agrees with it. It's a cool way to live and it definitive doesn't make you feel like a piece of shit! I really like the part where all your friends and family try to set you up even though you hate touching people! It's really cool and fun! Isn't life cool and unique?!

i cum on my cousins wife underware every single day.....we are university roommater